DIRTY ARMY, now it is your turn…it is not fair, me having all the sex.
In a heartbeat. I love her!
She’s got 2 vaginas, who wouldn’t?
of course I would, she is gorgeous and very cute… whoever thinks otherwise is jealous or gay!!11….
Only from behind and in the ass because Carmex is a shim.
Not even if he still had a penis…
No. She has mouth-AIDs
that chick needs an eye patch. and i wonder if those injected lips are nice and soft or hard as a rock. maybe a lights out blowjob.
i just threw up
I’d hit her.
With a tire iron.
Hello no!!!! Not even anal!!
her lips look like slugs that just had salt poured on them…and her eyebrows look like skid marks….so yes…i would let her suck my balls
I wouldn’t even do her with your dick
i hope her +2s are better then her brown crayon eyebrows and motor oil injected lips.
someone please throw some food so it leaves us alone!
any one who buys snoopy shirts at k-mart and has to cut them down the middle to fit her boobs in the shirt is ok in my book. I would have done her before she got hit by a truck carrying 10,000 cases of crisco. Let’s see a pic when her wounds heal.
it that joan rivers in 10 years ?
Why does her mashed and foul-pallored face look like Jabba the Hut just left off sitting on it?
I would but then I would have to kill her so there would be no witnesses.
Yeah i would shes got some big ol titties…and bein a “Dirty” Celebrity really does for me….Dirty Army 4 Life
What do you get when you mix leona hemsley and angie dickinson = that beat b*tch. Never. Ever. Damn.
hell no not even with her mouth i would be to afraid that her lips would explod an i would get some kind of infection
No, I only have sex with humans.
God Damn thats a Man…. NO
Eh… This is San Francisco after all!
she’s got cauliflower mouth! so….yes.
I’d hit it, twice
In the face
with a brick.
In the dark, drunk, 2 ruffies, 3 vigra, in a 4 way with leper and alien,coke out of my mind, in a hazmat suit, 2 rubbers, dick splint…. nope not worth it,can’t do it. I would have to chop my greg off afterwards due to chemical intoxication and quaritenne my balls for about a year.
OMG. She is all kinds of jacked up.
1. It looks like she has been punched in the mouth.
2. Eyebrows are way to long.
3. Eyes are to far apart.
4. Hair is out of wack.
5. A snoopy tank top.
6. +2 are sitting on the floor.
7. Her hair is hiding her big ass ears.
To sum it all up, A sex change gone bad.
eww no shes disgusting
animals don’t do it for me
Is her name Jackie?
he/she looks like daffy duck.
i would, the brains would be crazy
Not even with a garden hose!
nice try, thats a dude
I’d rather go through the rest of my life with no sex then do anything with it
2 scary looking,she doesnt even look human
i love paper bags…
not even with your Greg, Frog pushing and The Burrito getting the credit.
i might put those DSL’s to work after a few drinks
NAH…I’M NOT INTO CHICK WITH DICKS…
looks like someone was hit in the face with a shovel or had a terrible bike pump accident
The funny thing is that stupid loser women think this stuff looks hot. If only their daddy raised them right, they wouldn’t be needing to go to these extremes to try to get mens approval. Just ignore these dumb slutts. Give me an average looking girl with a brain over a “hot” looking one any day of the year
Do you think she has had any work done?
YES I WOULD IN HER LIPS AFTER A VERY DRUNK HORNEY NIGHT.
BUT THEN AGAIN IM A WEIRD PERSON
oh my god. these comments are sooo funny!!! i liked “spooky” and “cookie monster” lol haha i also liked “animals dont do it for me”.
keep it up guys!
Nasty with a capital N
i wouldn’t hit that with a rental greg.
thing freakshow must be related to jocelyn wildenstein.
MAKE IT STOP!
NOPE. I wouldn’t want those lips anywhere near me…what’s going on below the belt if she is walking around in public with itchy, scratchy, weepy lips??
not with an AK-47 to my head to save the world.
FUG NO…more like gorilla girl than gorilla girl
Just the tip……. thats all im sayin
Yes…..If she made you mad you could punch her in the mouth and it couldn’t look any worse.
Holy Sh*t, Batman! Can you warn me before I look at this stuff in the morning? I’m from Vegas and that’s still a scary, hot tranny mess!
C’mon Nik…not with your greg and the whole dirty army pushin..
Not even with Michael Jackson’s greg
Im almost 100% sure its a man who had plastic surgery in mexico.
No way my Greg would be paralyzed for life. Id be to scared to put him around those lips there about to shoot calligen all over in a reverse money shot. Plus i dont want to play swords with her.
hell no! next
I don’t think our parts match. It would be beep on beep & that ain’t cool.
Even I, a club promoting $30K Milli douchebag loser, would not hit that, Nik Richie-
what a sweet girl, I think I’m in love.
LORD KNOWS IAM NOT PICKY BUT “NO”
that dude just scared the crap out of me! and then i barfed on my laptop!
FU@K NO!!! Every time I see her and those lips, I wanna puke!!!
I would do anything after a long night of partying!!!
With my pickle… in the butt
I already have. I was lonely.
Is this a pic of Angelina Jolie of when she was on crack?
If I had been stranded on a deserted island for the previous ten years, with only her and Pygmy as the only other living organisms, and I had successfully managed to hide from both of them until Pygmy found me…Well, if she promised to protect me from Pygmy, then yes, I would do her….with a coconut to my head and seaweed around my Greg of course.
aaayyy poppie! i would let her give my greg some special verbal affection..but no way in hell would i submerge my erection..for fear of infection..even with protection
I just realized something.
If you were dating this girl, she could call the cops at ANYTIME and tell them you punched her in the face.
The cops would take pictures, arrest you, and a jury would convict you.
If her low-self esteem hadn’t taken a toll on those markedly synthetic lips, her +2′s weren’t so large Id be frightened she’d smother me in my sleep, or her face wasnt so pulled and tucked so tightly that I can see a shimmer of hope for our next Jocelyn Wildenstein (the “CAT FACE” lady), we might be able to work something out!
To answer the question, WOULD YOU? No, I would not. Not with my eyes closed, not with a bag over my head, not with plastic protection from around the world! No man or woman should EVER touch that!
“C’mon Nik…not with your greg and the whole dirty army pushin..”
First of all, the person who posts pictures on this website looks like he has down syndrome. Has anyone seen him? I know the guy who posted the comment above has because we can all tell he knows him personally because he calls him by his first name. So either they’re friends, or this guy has a picture of “Nik” on the wall right next to his computer so he can jerk himself off while posting on the latest picture.
And you idoit…..it’s called a dick, not a greg. What kind of homo’s call it a greg? This website is a joke and the people that like it have no lives.
No. I am a lesbian, and I only do women.
Why are you even here? Yes, this website is a “joke.” It is supposed to be, dumb ass!
Umm. No she looks like a cheap version of Angelina Jolie. Now on the other hand if it was angelina. Hell yeah.
It’s Daffy…Suffering Succotash!
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