Dallas’s Favorite Mormon Girl

June 10, 2008 Dallas, The Dirty 26 10,267 Views

EMAIL: Nik i just saw the amber j*cks post and just HAD to send this in…. she goes around thinking shes a model but SWEARS she wont even do swimsuit cuz its ‘trashy’…. look what i found! Shes always claiming to be a good little Mormon girl and i just dont see how this all fits…. ??? p.s. im pretty sure i know whos apartment that is…. glad to see she shoots on location. lol

I thought mormons are supposed to wear magic underwear. I know this is a fact because I wore a pair once for a week on a dare. It gave me a really weird rash. Remember young Moron Elders, if you rub it out just once you are going to hell! There is nothing you can do about it. Even getting an erection before marriage is a SIN!- nik