Dallas (Horse to be Named?)
June 26, 2008
8 Belles, Cigar, Dallas, Dirty Horses, Sea Biscuit, Secretariat, The Dirty, Thunder Gulch
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DIRTY ARMY, as you know, I have a stable of Dirty Horses which include:
Secretariat (Dirty Derby Winner)
Well, I am thinking about purchasing this fine horsey from Dallas and need a quality name before I add her to the DIRTY stable. DIRTY ARMY, please send me more pictures of this horse along with names you see fit for this future champion. Think about it, embrace it.
Monba, the 2008 Kentucky Derby last place horse….
Why does this chick ALWAYS have a constipated look on her face? God, she’s rough.
SEATTLE SLEW
Well, she IS a dirty triple crown winner of sorts:
- +2s
- horsey mouth
- bad extensions
Soooooo, I say AFFIRMED!!!
Affirmed won the triple crown in 1978, and she was probably born in 1978. It’s destiny.
Big Brown
big brown hole
Genuine Risk
Thunder Gulch – 1995 Belmont winner. I think Big Brown is also fitting.
With that face I would go with Ferdinand
My Friend Flicka?
Why cant she be the newest member of Wu-Tang? The HorseFace Killer
Manly
Big Brown all the way
Smarty jones
Dallas Slew
Stephen Pearcy
Mrs. Ed
Chief Laughing Horse
casino run
Sunday Silence
Dueces Wild
the best horse name ive ever heard was…. HOOF HEARTED. She looks like she stinks.
Afternoon Delight
that has Man O’War written all over it
Curlin!
Tabasco Cat
Big Brown
Thunder Gulch…that is great. Big Brown isn’t bad either, but is her hair black or brown?
With a mouthful of chompers like that, i’d call her Bucky Bronco. Or just call her Chompers.
HOOF HEARTED is hysterical when the announcer says it fast….
“Why cant she be the newest member of Wu-Tang? The HorseFace Killer”
-bsquare
Thanks, I just spit water all over my computer screen.
The Whoresface Killer!!!!!!!!!!
I believe we can save “big brown” for a more suitable horse. It’s a good name but not quite a match
Phar Lap
DON ( from hot to trot)
War Admiral
Past Kentucky Derby winners… Spend a Buck or Foolish Pleasure.
Genuine Risk- 1980′s Kentucky derby winner!!!
I like “the best’s” answer Affirmed says so much about her.
Name him “Two Stones” because I think that is what he has between his legs.
Onion, he beat Secretariat in the ’73 Whitney the year Secretariat won the Triple Crown.
Thunder Gulch is friggin’ HILARIOUS!!!!
THUNDER GULCH FOR THE WIN!
How about “Big Tex”? She is from Texas after all and she does have some BIG qualities.
whatever Tonto’s horses name was….since she looks like a squaw
Ruffian, an American champion thoroughbred racehorse, considered to be one of the greatest female racehorses of all time. She was to race Foolish Pleasure in a “Battle of the Sexes” race in 1975. Ruffian was in front by half a length when both sesamoid bones in her right foreleg snapped.Vasquez tried to pull her up, but the filly wouldn’t stop. She kept on running, pulverizing her sesamoids, ripping the skin of her fetlock as the bones burst through, driving the open wound into the sting sand of the Belmont track, tearing her ligaments, until her hoof was flopping uselessly, bent up like the tip of a ski. She had never before been behind in a race. She was shot on the track on national TV.
I agree with going with HOOF HEARTED. but if i owned a horse i’d name it “BEAN FLICKER FEVER”
Easy Goer
Gluey as is “Glue Factory”
HOW ABOUT BIG BROWN HE WAS ON ROIDS TOO..IT WORKS
How about….InBred?
8 Belles…. Fitting and proper tribute to fantastic horse!
Dirty Brown or Dirty Big Brown
I like “Dallas Overbite”
Stable Mate
heres a few:
thunder gulch
dust commander
and big brown (already mentioned i see, but very appropriate for this horse)
She’s a little beat which may put her in the status of Fusaichi Pegasus.
Cunning Stunt or Bodacious Tatas
belmont’s finest
Colt 45
Able Master
funny cide
I like the infamous “Phar Lap” based on picture of what is in her lap. Unfortunately this horse hasn’t been poisoned.
I would go with Big Brown as well.
Big Brown. No doubt about it.
is there a horse with “Spartan” in the name? This chick is a Cheri Oteri (SNL skit Spartan Cheerleader with Will Ferrel) in the last pic.
still think we need to add hole to big brown BIG BROWN HOLE!
Miss Missle…the fastest female in the 4.5 furlong at Lone Star Park.
War Admiral
Bwana Bull or Hard Spun….both from the 2007 Kentuck Derbey….nuff said!
Big Bownz!!! Browns for sure on those plus 2+’s and I think she threw a shoe on the treadmill.
I’m not too up on horse racing, but I heard one name that I could never forget: Rock Hard Ten
big brown
Pie-O-My
seattle slew
name her “tastes great”…. the reason is obvious.. (to me at least)
Big Dirty Brown
Hoof Hearted
totally hoof hearted! say it fast 3 times!
my face!! just to hear all the girls say come on my face
MR ED