Enjoying a Game With Your DON
Posted in St. Louis, The Dirty | June 22nd, 2008
EMAIL: I was at the Cardinal game last night and saw something that amazed me.
There was a gentleman whom I assume to be over the age of 55, overweight, grey/white hair, wearing jeans, denim button down shirt, and a braided leather belt. He was accompanied what I estimate to be a 20 something lady, with long brown hair held up by sunglasses with Nichole Richie lenses, in decent shape, with a huge ass. Yes, she looked like an escort of some sort.
This couple was all over each other. From the start of the game the girl was making out with the old man and standing up to show off her huge butt with the thong hanging out of her jeans. There were 4 gentlemen in their twenties behind this couple and they couldn’t have seen one minute of the game. Hell, we were 15 rows back and I barely saw any of the game. I couldn’t take my eyes off of these two. The girl would leave every 15 minutes for what I assume is a smoke, but who knows what else she did. Usually one of the 4 guys in the row behind them would escort the lady and come back with an awkward smile on their face, all while the gentlemen would carry on with the other 3 guys in that row. Amazing.
But here is the kicker, when it came time for the kiss cam, these 2 stood up and sucked face for the entire ½ inning. There was NO ONE standing up anywhere close to them, so they stuck out like a sore thumb.
Of all of the things that I have seen at a Cardinal game, this experience takes the cake.
SIT DOWN OLD TROUT! People are trying to watch the game! You can pay for better looking chicks who don’t need that much attention (FYI – she is beat).- nik
Nemo says:
What’s shocking about this?
It is typical behavior in Arizona.
to NemoAnonymous says:
Since when is St. Louis in Arizona?
to AnonymousErik says:
that’s what happens when St. Charles people cross the river.
to ErikUmm says:
Was the person taking these pictures having an epileptic seizure at the time?
to UmmBlack Male says:
How did all those Cards fans get to Boston….LIAR.
At least check where the game is before posting, Idiot.
to Black MaleNemo is a moron says:
lol Nemo…what’s shocking is that your such a f*cking idiot.
St. Louis is not in Arizona. Dip Sh*t.
to Nemo is a morondumb says:
thanks for wasting 2 minutes of my life with your short story of an email that turned out to be absolutely pointless.
to dumb*SocialitePrincess* says:
how can you say that she’s beat and you cant even see the females whole face!
to *SocialitePrincess*and FYI for “nemo is a moron” i dont think nemo was saying this was in arizona…he was saying its typical behavior for arizona, but then for him to even point that out was even more irrelevent to the topic, but okayyy! l0l ;D
perez is a rodeo clown says:
Nemo. Arizona Cardinals is the football team. jaxaz…
to perez is a rodeo clownAnonymous says:
nemo in latin = no one.
to AnonymousBAS says:
its the saint louis cardinals, look at the caps
to BAScuteM says:
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to cuteM