Enjoying a Game With Your DON

Posted in St Louis, The Dirty | June 22nd, 2008

EMAIL: I was at the Cardinal game last night and saw something that amazed me.
There was a gentleman whom I assume to be over the age of 55, overweight, grey/white hair, wearing jeans, denim button down shirt, and a braided leather belt. He was accompanied what I estimate to be a 20 something lady, with long brown hair held up by sunglasses with Nichole Richie lenses, in decent shape, with a huge ass. Yes, she looked like an escort of some sort.
This couple was all over each other. From the start of the game the girl was making out with the old man and standing up to show off her huge butt with the thong hanging out of her jeans. There were 4 gentlemen in their twenties behind this couple and they couldn’t have seen one minute of the game. Hell, we were 15 rows back and I barely saw any of the game. I couldn’t take my eyes off of these two. The girl would leave every 15 minutes for what I assume is a smoke, but who knows what else she did. Usually one of the 4 guys in the row behind them would escort the lady and come back with an awkward smile on their face, all while the gentlemen would carry on with the other 3 guys in that row. Amazing.
But here is the kicker, when it came time for the kiss cam, these 2 stood up and sucked face for the entire ½ inning. There was NO ONE standing up anywhere close to them, so they stuck out like a sore thumb.
Of all of the things that I have seen at a Cardinal game, this experience takes the cake.

SIT DOWN OLD TROUT! People are trying to watch the game! You can pay for better looking chicks who don’t need that much attention (FYI – she is beat).- nik



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Enjoying a Game With Your DON
  1. June 22, 2008 at 9:16 am

    Nemo says:

    What’s shocking about this?

    It is typical behavior in Arizona.

    Reply to Nemo
  2. June 22, 2008 at 10:31 am

    Anonymous says:

    Since when is St. Louis in Arizona?

    Reply to Anonymous
  3. June 22, 2008 at 10:57 am

    Erik says:

    that’s what happens when St. Charles people cross the river.

    Reply to Erik
  4. June 22, 2008 at 11:52 am

    Umm says:

    Was the person taking these pictures having an epileptic seizure at the time?

    Reply to Umm
  5. June 22, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    Black Male says:

    How did all those Cards fans get to Boston….LIAR.

    At least check where the game is before posting, Idiot.

    Reply to Black Male
  6. June 22, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    Nemo is a moron says:

    lol Nemo…what’s shocking is that your such a f*cking idiot.

    St. Louis is not in Arizona. Dip Sh*t.

    Reply to Nemo is a moron
  7. June 22, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    dumb says:

    thanks for wasting 2 minutes of my life with your short story of an email that turned out to be absolutely pointless.

    Reply to dumb
  8. June 22, 2008 at 7:31 pm

    *SocialitePrincess* says:

    how can you say that she’s beat and you cant even see the females whole face!
    and FYI for “nemo is a moron” i dont think nemo was saying this was in arizona…he was saying its typical behavior for arizona, but then for him to even point that out was even more irrelevent to the topic, but okayyy! l0l ;D

    Reply to *SocialitePrincess*
  9. June 22, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    perez is a rodeo clown says:

    Nemo. Arizona Cardinals is the football team. jaxaz…

    Reply to perez is a rodeo clown
  10. June 22, 2008 at 9:11 pm

    Anonymous says:

    nemo in latin = no one.

    Reply to Anonymous
  11. June 22, 2008 at 11:35 pm

    BAS says:

    its the saint louis cardinals, look at the caps

    Reply to BAS
  12. June 23, 2008 at 2:47 am

    cuteM says:

    OMG.That’s a funny game.wanna date sexy and hot girls?you can join this dating site–wealthydater.com–

    Reply to cuteM

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