Kim Kardashian loves Houston
So I broke it down and the Kim Kottage Cheesian doesn’t have a chance against the real Kim Kardashian. Click on the image to see what I am talking about.
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Who gives a flying f*ck about Kim. She a Skank, I wouldn’t F*ck her with your dick, NIK.
Ahhhh! that is when she was in miami and that is my friend on the left! arial! i love my kdashian!
that ass has to be fake and i want to see more of it if its real because that has to have dimples all over it. found more pics
Nik get off Kim’s nuts, she is a porno reality star with no personality. I don’t why you’re sticking up for her when she’s the lowest of the low. I would rather hit the fake Kardashian, at least my Greg would live to see another day!
too bad the real Kim is rockin’ the cheese pretty hard as well! Go Packers
She looks nothing like Dim K. Which just goes to prove that all of Houston is as dumb as Dim’s sometimes BFF Paris for being fooled by this Shimposter.
I think the promoter has it down for the Kim from the past before all the plastic surgery.
I agree. Quit kissing Hollywood ass and stop being a suck up. “Well would you?” That a@@ has more divots than the public golf course that I golfed on today. Flip it over and it has a hairy Persian bush. Yuck!
either way……
the real kim is a useless slut who’s children will [removed]
when they find out what mommy did back when they were a tickle in reggies balls
The Lawnmower says Who Care’s?? No idiot over the age of 5 would actually think thats her.
Aren’t both of these Towels shims?
I don’t care if she isn’t the real Kim K.. I would gladly watch a show that centers around how this one fits her ass into anything off the rack.. She must have a private tailor on payroll!!
Nobody wants this slut in Houston. Nik, It’s funny you devoted this site to calling out sluts and whores around Houston and someone it’s acceptable for this worthless skank because she gets paid 25 grand to make an appearance.
Well, when julie gr*ssman *ahem* graces us with her presence again maybe she too can pretend to be related. After all, she is isralei and has a massive, completly unproportionate cottage cheese ass. Lipo please.
You are as bad as your nemesis Perez Hilton. Just because you get an email from who you think is the real Kardashian half the site gets devoted to some pig pretending to be another pig.
I doubt your readership really gives a sh*t about the real Kim or the fake Kim so go back to what you do best… exposing the worlds db’s and not suck weasling up to “D listers”
Sorry Nik but it had to be said!
I’m gonna clean my house, I’m feeling really anal for some reason.
Wow, never in my wildest dreams could I have predicted that someone would try to connect Julie to this post. Amazing.
Let me guess, you must be one of the chicks who’s 281 ass Danilo or someone else peaced out on to hang out with Julie. Understandable, I can see why the prospect of being shunned for someone who is not only cool, attractive and with an education from institutions you never even knew existed can make you feel threatened. I mean, your certificate from the Houston Happy Hour School of Cosmetology y Taqueria is impressive and all… whatever pays for the latest main stream fashion accouterments right?
Or if you are a guy, don’t hate just cause your 30K millionaire ass could not get a slice of that action. There are plenty of chicks who would slob you knob, the subject of this post probably among the first of them.
Can’t we all just get along?
P.S. Houston Says, before your head explodes, “accouterments” is another way of saying “accessories”.
Both of these broads are fugly, and have huge butts…..what is this broad getting so much attention for? I have never even heard of her befor Nik started drooling over it.
WOULDNT MIND THE CHICK IN YELLOW RIDING MY FACE AFTER A LONG JOG
COME AND LET DADDY TASTE YA!
this photo is terribly photoshopped. does no one else see that?
looks like both like chocolate and would enjoy being banged by the makonde tribe…