My “Gut” Tells Me
Posted in Hamptons, Jersey, Long Island, Manhattan | June 12th, 2008
THE DIRTY ARMY: ashamed to be from this floating douche pile. I was looking at myspace pics while i should be studying for the bar. Yes, unlike these whores I might actually do somthing with my life besides hang out at “Neptunes” (Guido paradise in the Hamptons, that no actual residents go to) and then hopping into my C class and heading back home to park it in my parents driveway. – db
I have been to Neptunes. it is a “juice head” paradise. These whales must have washed up on shore somewhere close. The 90′s are calling and asking for their Ed Hardy hats back!- nik
skeeter says:
I’ve never wanted to go to the Hamptons and this makes me hold my position even that much firmer (that’s what she said!)
to skeeterskeeter says:
…although, I would go to the hamptons just to get some DIRTY pics for the site.
to skeeterAnonymous says:
ALL YOU UGLIES ARE JUST HATING…AND TO SKEETER, IGNORANCE I GUESS IS UR BLISS….
GET AT THAT DB.. 
to AnonymousD.X. says:
ALL YOU UGLIES ARE JUST HATING…AND TO SKEETER, IGNORANCE I GUESS IS UR BLISS….
GET AT THAT DB.. 
to D.X.Jack Hammer says:
Jackie in the middle with the black tanktop and hat = good time.
She’s a dancer.
to Jack HammerLINZ says:
I’m the girl on the far right and I do actually do other things with my life other than hang out at neptunes. I think you can do better than that, and picked a better picture because there are alot bigger messes that grace the deck of neptunes.. Try alittle harder next time buddy
to LINZMitch Sans says:
Neptunes is for Guidos on ‘roids and trashy Long Island/Jersey chicks.
to Mitch Sanswhat a mess that place is-every dude thinks he is one of the Gottis and every girl thinks she is J-Lo
People with real $$ and an ounce of self-respect laugh at that place
are the two on the left their mom and aunt or something??
these girls are hideous and dont even deserve to be made fun of
want2learn says:
baby in the middle;It’s something I like about her.
to want2learnAnonymous says:
you douchtards that agree with Nic are shovenistpigs! Why the hell does every woman gotta be Victoria Beckham thin to get a good rating. Ug and to think i starved my self for years to make sure i fit the perfect figure for everyone else. Get a life!
to AnonymoustheCoastestwiththeMostest says:
^ must be the notorious gut monster on the left…i take pride in being from LI but u really give us a bad name girl
to theCoastestwiththeMostestbillystyle says:
Hey LINZ, look me up, I want to let you take a ride on my Meatsicle. Trust me, you will enjoy the ride! Bring your friend next to you as well. I hope your t*ts look as good with that top off and in my face!
Take Care, can’t wait to hear from you.
to billystyleam says:
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to amtOOdirty says:
fanny pack-hanging off the gut in the white shreds
to tOOdirtyreally?