Tatouche
EMAIL: Hey Nik,
Here are some more shots of everyone’s favorite mini douche. Please take notice of bald douche, Brian, as well. He is best friends with Sammy and can be seen running around clubs wearing sunglasses at night just like Sammy. He says his dad is an executive at Pfizer, but he lives in a crappy apartment, wears fake designer clothes, and bartends for a living…hardly characteristics of a trust fund baby. Gotta love the 30K millionaires that spend their tip money on booze and blow…
Wait, are you telling me Tatouche is a 30K Millionaire?- nik
kid drives a Range Rover, not defending his Tatouche-ness, but surely he pulls in more than 30k.
Tatouche is an effing joke! Stay on top of this lame.
Definitely not defending this guy but he is surely not a 30K millionaire. I know him and the money is real. Granted he didn’t earn any of it but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have it. I can’t explain the doucheness, but he does really have money. It is actually kind of sad, if you meet him he is a pretty decent guy (looks withstanding) but he surrounds himself with hanger-ons that use him.
pops got money…must be nice to be so douche worthy
his family is the Pulizter family. I believe he was adopted. And yes, they are filthy rich.
I DONT KNOW HIM THAT WELL, BUT HE IS A NICE GUY… WHY DO YOU PPL HATE ON HIM SO MUCH.. ARE YOU JUST MAD THAT YOU ARE NOT HIS FRIEND OR WHAT???
so sammy is a great guy and everyone should lay off. The dude wears what he wants and noone can say a damn thing about it because he can back it up. The bald kid..brian..is a huge creep. Ask anyone, he does anything to steal or find a chicks number then won’t stop stalking them. Major TOOL!!
Tatouche is writing his own post now, we know whatup!!! Mr Roarke (KHAN) should come over and just bitch slap him for acting like such a douche.
His friend Brian is a 30K millionaire…Tatouche’s family really does have money. Regardless they are both Dbags.
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So U can, so U can
See I am the king of douches
While I am a gay douche
It cuts my security to think
Have I become the international symbol of all short
Tatu looking douches
I turn to you and say
THE PLANE, THE PLANE, THE PLANE BOSS
THEN YOU SAY:
oh-no Don’t masquerade like a douche at night
And I wear my sunglasses at night
STL doesn’t seem like Metro sexual gayland, is he the only guy wearing those type of glasses there?
sam is actually a pretty nice guy. he has a lot of money & flaunts it..whatevs. his friends however, are disgusting dirtbags.
About a cool as a cancer and aids hybrid,”Caids.”