I wonder if it is Tatouche’s handsome good looks that pulls all the hot chicks in STL? No way it could be wearing two watches and his money.
Maybe it’s those stubby sausage fingers that women like to have run through their hair.
he should play sideshow bob in the simpsons movie
Nice hair, fu**kin brillo top.
Is that chick shoving him out of the way…??
“de plane!! …de plane!!”
“MOVE, you little bastard.”
She is saying …. “My fantasy Mr. Rourke is to have azz hats like this guy quit hitting on me”.
this is stupid. he is in almost every STL post. everything that could be said about him has been said.
Sure his dad’s a billionaire So what!! Who cares if this guy drives a yellow Ferrari Enzo and drinks Crystal, Krug and Dom Pérignon like water, Big Deal. Who cares if he has Beluga cavier served to him in Big tins I have seen him treat people very well
He “makes it rain” $$$$$$$ wherever he goes
He Loves the LADIES and drops the Benjamins $$$$$$$
he dosnt have a ferrari and he drinks VEUVE you idiot
lets get tattouche in the hall of fame already!
I am sure his pathetic persona would play fine just fine in LA.
Pardon an uncultured person here but is Beluga cavier (see douche post earlier) like caviar?
Tattouche needs to be put in the Hall of Fame
I saw Tattouche for the first time last night. They just opened a new club called “Lure” on Washington Ave. This place was filled with nothing but douche bags. Also they had a bikini contest with a bunch of hail damaged girls walking across the stage looking like the Clydes Dale horses.
hmmm, it seems to me like people who make fun of other people via the internet might very well qualify as douchebags themselves. get a life already.
god that must be pedro’s cousin with all the sweet hookups
Alright, let’s set a few things straight. His dad isn’t a billionaire, but they are substantially wealthy. They didn’t own the paper, but the father was an Editor there. They aren’t Pulitzers, but they are a very prominent family in the area. And he doesn’t drive a Porsche, it’s a gas-guzzling Land Rover. All that said: this guy has so little human value, it’s ridiculous. I will tell you this much though, he was adopted from a dirt-farming hellhole in Haiti–if not for his trust-fund, he’d be giving hand-jobs to tourists and dreaming of leaving his poverty ridden flea-pad. Which brings me to those girls, with whom he’s seen in photo after photo: boy are they barking up the wrong tree. Or bush. Well, a tall bush. With frizzy leaves.
The point? Glorifying in his crappiness doesn’t really add value to the world. Then again, neither does he. I suppose it’s a draw. Hopefully, he’ll someday see this site and realize how much of an enormous and shameful joke he’s become. Though he may indeed see it, I don’t hold much hope of such a revelation. Just think of the opportunity missed by him and the world to create something better? That, alone in and of itself, is the cruelest truth.
He deserves his unhappiness–none should wonder why he never lets his eyes be seen in public.
well…obviously those who write such hateful things are sooooo jealous and envious of his lifestyle… you are so insecure with yourselves…
sorry he doesn’t kick it with you bitches….Kamuella is the sweetest most down to earth person one could meet!!! just because you can’t buy a shopping cart full of vueve, it doesn’t give you the right to say such biased words…have fun with your negative horrible attitudes while he is living his life wearing 2 watches, fabulous sunglasses, and some bomb ass hair!
im sorry but people who are willing to write about how gay of a claytonite he is, is a more big of a fag…..get a life
Who is the man back there and the chick pushing him aside? I’ve seen them.. but can’t remember
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