Maybe it’s those stubby sausage fingers that women like to have run through their hair.

Nice hair, fu**kin brillo top.

She is saying …. “My fantasy Mr. Rourke is to have azz hats like this guy quit hitting on me”.

Sure his dad’s a billionaire So what!! Who cares if this guy drives a yellow Ferrari Enzo and drinks Crystal, Krug and Dom Pérignon like water, Big Deal. Who cares if he has Beluga cavier served to him in Big tins I have seen him treat people very well

He “makes it rain” $$$$$$$ wherever he goes
He Loves the LADIES and drops the Benjamins $$$$$$$

lets get tattouche in the hall of fame already!

Tattouche needs to be put in the Hall of Fame

hmmm, it seems to me like people who make fun of other people via the internet might very well qualify as douchebags themselves. get a life already.

Alright, let’s set a few things straight. His dad isn’t a billionaire, but they are substantially wealthy. They didn’t own the paper, but the father was an Editor there. They aren’t Pulitzers, but they are a very prominent family in the area. And he doesn’t drive a Porsche, it’s a gas-guzzling Land Rover. All that said: this guy has so little human value, it’s ridiculous. I will tell you this much though, he was adopted from a dirt-farming hellhole in Haiti–if not for his trust-fund, he’d be giving hand-jobs to tourists and dreaming of leaving his poverty ridden flea-pad. Which brings me to those girls, with whom he’s seen in photo after photo: boy are they barking up the wrong tree. Or bush. Well, a tall bush. With frizzy leaves.

The point? Glorifying in his crappiness doesn’t really add value to the world. Then again, neither does he. I suppose it’s a draw. Hopefully, he’ll someday see this site and realize how much of an enormous and shameful joke he’s become. Though he may indeed see it, I don’t hold much hope of such a revelation. Just think of the opportunity missed by him and the world to create something better? That, alone in and of itself, is the cruelest truth.

He deserves his unhappiness–none should wonder why he never lets his eyes be seen in public.

im sorry but people who are willing to write about how gay of a claytonite he is, is a more big of a fag…..get a life