Dallas, I think we might have found another winner in life! I will proudly call it “The Pelican” (for obvious reasons). DIRTY ARMY – your mission, if you choose to accept it – we need to sniper more images of “The Pelican” and gather as much intel as possible. Be brave.
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How bout “Two Can Sam-antha”
Does she only orange spray tan/fake bake her face? It’s like the opposite of that girl on The Dirty who cakes her face with a bunch of white/pale make up.
Follow my nose! It always knows!
More like Toucan Sam!!!!!!
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I want to see her dive for fish.
lordy yuck
Just combine this Pelican with Gorilla in the mist, and you will be on your way to creating a zoo.
i mean i prefer raccoon with those eyes like that!!!
She looks as though she is about to exfoliate that chick’s face by sucking the acne (or future meth scars) through her nose!
Wow! The Crypt Keeper got a tongue ring.
Louisiana’s State Bird flew next door to Texas…
Thats one ugly pelican.
Look at the acne on the other girl gross…its true what they say UGLY is contagious!!
acne + fat fingers = nasty
Ugly guys got to score too. If those girls could afford plastic surgery to fix themselves up, then they would be too hot to service your average white trash guy.
Lets face it, at 2:00am in certain BARS all around the country, those girls are a solid 6.48674079 Its all a matter of location and perspective.
Hmmmmm fake Chanel bracelet won off Ebay. She’s not fooling anyone.
Her friend looks even worse. She needs to see a dermotologist STAT because Pro Active ain’t strong enough for that pizza face.
lmao this girl looks like a bug
Tragic…and get that girl some ProActiv!
that girl is sick
i just threw up in my mouth
okay yes that girl does look like tocan sammm like FOR REAL but dont go hatin on the blonde girl, her names morgan..shes the most kick ass girl to party with! bet!
Oh my… i just got into your website and i love it. Pelican works at my club. When you see her up close your blinded by the bronzer….ummmm HELLO GONZO CALLED ME WANTS HIS F***** NOSE BACK….
thats hilarious
ill totally get some more pics…ive got tons of Pelican that will make you giggle
haha i know this chick! thats hilarious
WTF?? How UGLY Bitche`S!!!
Gross.