FIFTH WINNER – Pedro

I want to put my Greg into your Temple of Doom

FOURTH WINNER – 9021-iz0

In Sasha’s country it is good luck to sleep with your great grandma before every game

THIRD WINNER – Caliboy

Sasha has a damn good agent, no where in his contract does is prohibit him from having romantic relationships with former Lakers girls

SECOND WINNER – Lame

He whispers, “So do the curtains match the drapes?”

DIRTY WINNER – baba ganoush

When I get you home girl, I’m totally ripping your Depends off with my teeth!