
(image that came up under “Wet Anus” google search)
THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nic, you can do what you want with this, post it, keep it. The time has come for wet anus to hang up the jersey. Theirs no more to be said (chicago will always suck my hairy fat nards). I have dominated this board in every way imaginable. Put my jersey in the rafters (wet anus #666). I will NEVER post again on thedirty on my mothers life. Dirtnasty is like Jordan couldn’t stay away, I on the otherhand am Bill Russell (except I loathe blacks). Ill take my 11 rings and never pick up the ball again. Nic, next time your at pcl or d.p., wet anus could be the next table over
Your site is ingenious, people can hate it or love it. Ill go back to my miserable stock ticker and you do what we all need which is to deamonize political correctness. Dirt Nasty, I pass the reigns to you, spurs fan you stay living the west texas dream. The rest of you can suck a turd straight out of my WET ANUS. P.S. Nic you ever want to hear from me throw out the bat signal mabye ill shoot ya an hate filled email.
The only thing I can think of is that “Wet Anus” has a Girlfriend moving into his place. Yes, he spells Nic wrong on purpose. Wet Anus good luck with that (nightmare).- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is a sign posted in a bathroom of an office building in the Gainey Ranch area. what, all those working professionals can’t aim their streams??? amateurs.
They must have two headed Gregs.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: I saw this license plate on the back of a black, dodge magnum at the corner of Hayden Road and Via de Ventura. I was sitting behind the car waiting for the light to turn green, when I looked up and realized the license plate in front of me. After decoding the plate’s message I immediately invisioned a 23-24 year-old blonde peice that was in much need of some satisfying. After missing the light, I pulled up next to the car to see what the driver’s seat had to offer. As I turned my head to the right I noticed that the figure to my right was non other than a 40 to 50 year old man with glasses and a business suit, that was off to work for the day. After doing a double-take to confirm what I had seen, I was immediately overwelmed with mental images of the boss from Office Space holding a leg in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other, while he asked if the TPS Reports were done. Can you say OLD BALLS? What is this world coming to when these kind of men are driving around the Dale, basically promoting their “O” Face. And “Times Two”? If O Baby wasn’t enough. What are your thought’s Nik? Is there something I’m missing? It was a rough way to start the morning.
Only in Scottsdale my friends.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: First, I LOVE THE DIRTY!! And Second.. Can someone please tell this girl, that she is seriously weird looking! Not only is she ugly on the outside, but even repulsive on the inside. You have to laugh at a Sacramento Shrew! Would You?
Answer: No, its not Halloween and I will never sleep with someone who rides a broom.


THE DIRTY ARMY: New Dallas Blonde Mafia: would you?
Answer: Second from the left lose 10lbs and get +2’s and I will re-evaluate. The rest no way not even to save the world.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: this is stephanie, she thinks she is shakira and the hottest thing around..
Looks like she is holding in her stomach fat so that no one can see the rolls.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nick, I live here in Newport and read the following…. on the OC Register website… As we all know, there are other places to go in Newport other than the usual Sutra, Cassidys, Mutts. Some of us like The Crow Bar, A’s, and even Billy’s at the Beach… So for the older people out there that read your site - Which includes me! I’m 32… Female. I thought this would be a good read for us old folks! A lot of well known Newport Names being thron out there. Kinda reads like your site but the age group is a lot older!
Did Newport restaurateur beat up ex cocktail waitress?
FRANK MICKADEIT
Register columnist
When I left town a couple of weeks ago, certain quarters of Newport Beach were abuzz with the gradual leakage into the general populace of the Freddie Glusman arrest story. You know Freddie. He’s the owner of the Ritz restaurant, former badge-holding crony of our indicted ex-sheriff and, if you believe the feds, friend of Vegas mobsters.
Freddie, 71, was arrested in the early morning of June 25 for allegedly beating the hell out of a smoking hot former waitress of his, fully 40 years his junior, who turned down his request that she perform a certain act upon his person. An act, that I must say, certain people do for other people, often when they have achieved a degree of trust and intimacy. And often, as our society has devolved, when they have not.
The woman in this case has informed me that she specifically did not want to perform this act and that Freddie wasn’t too happy about it.
Upon my return to O.C. this week, I fully expected to find there had been complete news coverage of an incident involving such a prominent citizen. A person who night after night meets and greets The Beautiful People in one of O.C.’s top nightspots and who had allegedly sent a woman to the hospital via the power of his gnarled-but-still-potent fists. But hardly a word. A story on some blog site I’d never heard of, a brief in one paper.
So what really happened that evening at Glusman’s house in Newport? How come the D.A. has yet to file charges? Is Freddie getting a bad rap on the street?
Newport Beach police Lt. Craig Fox would give me only scant information. Police responded to a call in Glusman’s neighborhood at 1:57 that morning and found a “female acquaintance” of his who required medical treatment. Glusman was arrested, booked on a 243 (d) – battery with serious bodily injury – and released the next day from O.C. jail on $25,000 bail. The matter is still under investigation.
I’ve talked to Freddie and his attorney, Joe Smith. Both say the truth is much different from the story being told around town by the alleged victim, Jennifer Kennedy. We’ll get back to them, but let’s first hear Jennifer’s version.
Jennifer answered my call yesterday on the first ring and, while to my knowledge we’ve never met, seemed perfectly at ease in talking about an incident she would tell me was so traumatic she’s hardly slept or left her home since.
On Tuesday afternoon, June 24, she and her boyfriend, Kurt Conrad (Kelly Gray’s ex), went to the Ritz in Fashion Island, where they were regulars. Jennifer is a semi-regular at several Newport watering holes: Billy’s at the Beach, Villa Nova and Fleming’s. But Jennifer had a special relationship to the Ritz, where she worked as a cocktail waitress until about three years ago and had always gotten along with the owner. She considered Freddie a friend.
As the afternoon turned into evening, Jennifer and Kurt had drinks and socialized with other members of the Newport crowd. Freddie sent over some wine and came by to chat. Freddie had some of his own friends there, including casino magnate Gary Primm (heard of Primm, Nevada?) and Vegas piano impresario Jimmy Hopper.
The crowd sat around the piano while Hopper played, and a good time was seemingly being had by all – with the exception of Jennifer’s boyfriend, Kurt. Jennifer says Kurt was having an ongoing text-messaging war with an ex-wife over a motorcycle and that Kurt finally got up and left the restaurant to deal with it, leaving Jennifer behind.
About 11 p.m., she says, Freddie came over and told her that everyone was going to a party at his house and invited her to ride over with him. She agreed.
“I was told by Freddie that everybody was going over to his house,” Jennifer says. “I’d been there several times. Obviously, he was somebody I trusted.”
That time of night, it was about a 10-minute drive in Freddie’s Mercedes SL from the Ritz to his Balboa Cove home. No reason the party guests would have been significantly delayed. But when Freddie and Jennifer pulled up nobody else had arrived. And nobody else would – until the cops came.
Tomorrow: Part II.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Somebody needs to put this nasty little man on blast finally…… DJ Kurupt of 93.3 in Austin- he’s Indian, smells like curry and is all of 5′3″ even WITH lifts in his shoes. This little nugget is constantly cheating on his girl and trolling the internet for whores. His poor girlfriend has no clue!
Who would date this ass clown? Doesn’t everyone know that being a Dj is almost as bad if not worse than being a club promoter?- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: This is John C*rroll, a local entrepreneur that loves to douche around town name dropping and hitting on chicks even though he has a girlfriend. This picture was actually taken in Vegas, and I’m not sure who the girls are, but right after it was posted on InsideSTL he took his real girlfriend out to dinner at my restaurant where he spent most of the meal unsuccessfully trying to calm her down. She became more livid as the meal went on and the server was clearly uncomfortable even approaching the table. He’s a total scum bag. Oh, and if you know you’re going to a pool party and you normally shave your chest (notice the stubble), shave beforehand dumbass!
He has kind of a wide body. Very awkward for a human.- nik

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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale
+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"

