Tony Fag

Posted in Chicago, The Dirty, Tony Fag | July 23rd, 2008

EMAIL: Nik, this guy is always cruising around Rush street and the Viagra triangle in Chicago in his old as Ferrari with yellow pinstripes. He can also be seen walking the beach by Castaways in his tight biker shorts. He is always solo and big on color coordination. Heard his heroes were uncle chuck and the singer from Twisted Sister.

DIRTY ARMY, let’s play a fun game. What CD do you think this SHIM is listening to in her Dirty Ride?- nik

**DIRTY ARMY PLEASE GET MORE PICTURES OF TONY FAGS.  THANK YOU!

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Tony Fag
  1. July 23, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    beautiful says:

    damn hes rich i wana meet him
    wht bars he hangs out at on rush?

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  2. July 23, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    Crush says:

    HAHAHA! i saw this rod stewart wannabe lifting old school weights near castaways!

    Reply to Crush
  3. July 23, 2008 at 8:34 pm

    Cougar in Training says:

    “If you’re horny,
    Come do it…
    Ride it,
    My pony”

    Reply to Cougar in Training
  4. July 23, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    Chitownsundevil says:

    I saw him driving by my place on Schiller. He grinded the gears to I Can’t Drive 55.

    Reply to Chitownsundevil
  5. July 23, 2008 at 8:57 pm

    duh says:

    I am thinking “The Final Countdown”!!

    Reply to duh
  6. July 23, 2008 at 9:36 pm

    jazzmonkey says:

    I have lived here for 4 years and see this Rod Stewart-look a like all the damn time when I’m down in the Gold Coast. He always runs in this too-short yellow shorts, with his saggy man-tits flopping around.

    This is both disappointing and really exciting.

    Reply to jazzmonkey
  7. July 23, 2008 at 9:36 pm

    shucks says:

    no cd…8 track

    Reply to shucks
  8. July 23, 2008 at 9:56 pm

    perezisgay says:

    rhianna-umbrella

    Reply to perezisgay
  9. July 23, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    St. Mike says:

    IF YOU THINK I’M SEXY, AND YOU WANT MY BODY, COME ON BABY LET ME KNOW!

    Reply to St. Mike
  10. July 23, 2008 at 10:45 pm

    ballfat says:

    He’s gotta have either the soundtrack to St. Elmo’s Fire or REO Speedwagon Infidelity 8 track

    Reply to ballfat
  11. July 23, 2008 at 11:44 pm

    Justin says:

    George Michaels-Jitterbug

    Reply to Justin
  12. July 24, 2008 at 12:32 am

    colonel dirty says:

    George Michaels – faith

    Reply to colonel dirty
  13. July 24, 2008 at 1:29 am

    cobraSVT says:

    Its raining men

    Reply to cobraSVT
  14. July 24, 2008 at 3:25 am

    Anonymous says:

    I’m Too Sexy – Right Said Fred

    Reply to Anonymous
  15. July 24, 2008 at 5:51 am

    muscles marinara says:

    “Im too sexy for my shirt”,”im too sexy for my car”
    StevieG,Twisted doesnt do “bang Your head”Its Quiet Riot and the song is “Metal Health”,,,just an observation.

    Reply to muscles marinara
  16. July 24, 2008 at 6:00 am

    anonymous says:

    Fag force Five – “Dude” Look it up!

    Reply to anonymous
  17. July 24, 2008 at 6:10 am

    Ang says:

    Girls Just Want to Have Fun! They just wanna they just wanna!–Cindy Lauper

    Reply to Ang
  18. July 24, 2008 at 6:58 am

    e36power says:

    This guy is nuts. i lived downtown for a few years and would see him weekly driving around like a idiot.

    Reply to e36power
  19. July 24, 2008 at 7:02 am

    Los says:

    Poison

    Reply to Los
  20. July 24, 2008 at 7:07 am

    HBIC says:

    He is totally listening to Van Halen….more than likely, “Jump”.

    Reply to HBIC
  21. July 24, 2008 at 7:30 am

    milfnScotts says:

    Gag. The 80’s called… might as well go hang yourself since they don’t want your ass back.

    Why do old men feel the need to keep it ‘old school’? Perms are so 1981.

    ** I have to give you credit on the called and don’t want you back! great line!- nik

    Reply to milfnScotts
  22. July 24, 2008 at 8:15 am

    SPINNERBAIT says:

    “Crocketts theme” from the Miami vice soundtrack

    Reply to SPINNERBAIT
  23. July 24, 2008 at 8:33 am

    Buford T Justice says:

    This guy doesn’t have a CD player, he only rocks the cassette tape and yes, it’s single. You know the kind that used to come in cardboard cover. The song, “Stroke Me” by Billy Squire.

    You can close the comment section now.

    Reply to Buford T Justice
  24. July 24, 2008 at 8:34 am

    Anonymous says:

    Alphaville- Forever Young; for sure a pillow biter

    Reply to Anonymous
  25. July 24, 2008 at 8:59 am

    AL says:

    Definitely… Winger – She’s Only Seventeen

    Reply to AL
  26. July 24, 2008 at 9:24 am

    Captain Bananas says:

    kim carnes ‘betty davis eyes’

    Reply to Captain Bananas
  27. July 24, 2008 at 10:04 am

    10 says:

    Naturally Rod Stewart is listening to one of his own jams.

    My guess is “Forever Young” (on repeat).

    Reply to 10
  28. July 24, 2008 at 10:06 am

    yourallgoingtohell says:

    Def Leppard Hysteria on cassette

    Reply to yourallgoingtohell
  29. July 24, 2008 at 10:10 am

    kjohn says:

    Since all the girls are saying “NO” he has to be listening to the 70’s band “YES” hoping they will change their mind

    Reply to kjohn
  30. July 24, 2008 at 10:19 am

    Bob says:

    “I Know What Boys Like”

    Reply to Bob
  31. July 24, 2008 at 10:51 am

    SexyBoyPants says:

    Wham!

    Reply to SexyBoyPants
  32. July 24, 2008 at 11:09 am

    kimbosfist says:

    Panama !!

    Reply to kimbosfist
  33. July 24, 2008 at 11:11 am

    Peter says:

    “Me So Horny”

    Reply to Peter
  34. July 24, 2008 at 11:36 am

    Kingston says:

    White Snake, I’ve seen him around and have heard it blaring. Everything that was written is on point. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was related to Richard Simmons.

    Reply to Kingston
  35. July 24, 2008 at 11:42 am

    SS says:

    Obviously, “She Bangs” by William Hung

    Reply to SS
  36. July 24, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    Rigo says:

    I saw this guy jogging down Michigan Ave in biker shorts and a tank top. The next day I saw him rear end a cab with his 360. Douche!

    Reply to Rigo
  37. July 24, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    Savage says:

    dancing queen

    Reply to Savage
  38. July 24, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    Boston says:

    HAHA OMG That Guy Lives In Oak Park. He Is Not Always Alone. He Is Sometimes with his wife who also has that same hairstyle. Lmao

    Reply to Boston
  39. July 24, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    Jess says:

    I can TOTALLY see this guy blaring “Walk 500 Miles” by the Proclaimers. haha what a douchetard

    Reply to Jess
  40. July 24, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    e says:

    hahaha this homo cruises rush street like he owns in with no shirt and gold rims on that broke ass ferrari

    Reply to e
  41. July 24, 2008 at 8:32 pm

    I told You!!! says:

    Rod Stuart….”IF you think im sexy come on baby let me know.”

    Reply to I told You!!!
  42. July 24, 2008 at 10:38 pm

    james says:

    Somethig by kiss im sure

    Reply to james
  43. July 25, 2008 at 6:46 am

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    something by led zepplin.

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  44. July 26, 2008 at 11:07 am

    rocco says:

    this tool is my neighbor in the OP, him and his wife look identical.
    clown also drives a candy red caddy. candy ass-if you ask me.

    Reply to rocco
  45. July 27, 2008 at 9:44 am

    iiiii says:

    john bon joviiiiiiiii

    Reply to iiiii
  46. August 3, 2008 at 11:17 pm

    Momo says:

    This guy is always around Oak Park, IL getting off the Eisenhower Expressway headed westbound on Harlem Avenue (I-290) and turning North towards Oak Park. Saw him the other day…

    Reply to Momo
  47. February 14, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    Ray Anthony says:

    “Danger Zone” from the Top Gun movie…

    Reply to Ray Anthony
  48. February 2, 2010 at 9:26 pm

    Wicked says:

    OMG!!!!!!!!!…..He’s a a frequent spray tanner at the tanning salon!!!

    Reply to Wicked

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