Dirty ASU Creeper

THE DIRTY ARMY: I have been a fan of your site for almost a year now, and am still stunned that this dude hasn’t made it onto the site yet. I know you hate long emails so I’ll keep it as short as possible. THIS DUDE IS A F*CKING CREEPER! His name is Rob B*rry and he’s old. How old is the question. He hangs out with sorority girls and college kids and claims to be a an active member of Theta Chi. But in reality he’s in his 30’s!!!! Here is evidence. His myspace says he’s 23. And his facebook doesn’t provide an age. It does however provide ample evidence as to what a turbo-douche he is. I highly recommend taking a look at the douchebaggery on display in his interests section on facebook. So he says he is 23 but his job is an attorney? Weird, I thought a bachelors took 4 years and law degree took 3 years. He must have graduated high school two years early. Oh wait he’s really old. On his former employers web site his profile says he is originally from Rhode Island and graduated from Whittier law school (in California) but also says he has been in residing in Arizona for over ten years. Hmmm, This dude has to be at least 35 years old. The pictures i sent you show him at a Sorority formal. Can you tell he stands out? Get over it buddy, and move on.
He looks like he is in his 40’s. Dirty old man.- nik

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50 Responses to “Dirty ASU Creeper”
40 is the new 20… now go pay your child support, douche.
All you wish you could be like this guy when you’re 40…or when you’re 30 even…if he’s lying about his age though, that’s not cool…just say who you are…
I think the bigger problem is that he is an attorney and lying about his age…
Ew… what dumb girl took this goon to her formal… she’s the one that should be on blast!
haha wtf his facebook is ridic. and he has a girlfriend named misty.. cooool
the girl corrie in the picture has the fattest ass ever n i think shes too cool to be with that fag
2001 law school grad…which means college graduation had to be at least 1998…at least 32 years old.
This emailer is obviously NOT a loyal dirty army member! There was a pic of Robb and his current girlfriend (Misty) on here not too long ago. BTW, the girl pictured above is not Misty. Misty is way cuter! I’ve only met Robb once and he was really nice. Yes, he’s an attorney, and yes, he’s in his 30s. So what? Why are you stalking him on his myspace, facebook, and former employer’s website you f*cking psycho?
Rob HAS been on here before, he IS in his 30’s, he IS an attorney, he DOES make a couple hundred $$$ a year and he DOES still bang college chick…sounds like a pretty horrible life…E-mailer IS an idiot
sounds to me like this guy is just the biggest baller around and livin the dream. u know the e mailer is a dumb*ss when he is getting put on blast more than the person in the pic. HAHAHA
hey retard! rob was on here maybe a month or two ago.
Hey Ladies, so even if this is a joke, anyone involved in greek life who posts a photo or makes a negative comment about any other sorority girl or fraternity guy in ANY public space such as the dirty needs to immediately have their pin pulled for being EXTREMELY STUPID. Do you all not understand that people that are non-greek don’t care what your letter is? They are just going to group us as greek and call us all dumb sluts, not just the girls you put up here. Also, how about we all grow up and act like adults. If you have a problem with someone, tell them to their face! Don’t be passive aggressive, and don’t air your dirty laundry on the dirty, where other people will see it and JUDGE US. GROW UP, YOU ARE EMBARRASSING US ALL!
Sorority president,
Short and sweet…..SHUT UP,I JUDGE ONLY YOU
SORORITY PREZ; noone cares everyone knows soriority girls pay for their friends! you’re all the same
Thirty-six. And needs to stop sleeping with college freshman.
I know this guy personally, he IS an attorney, he DOES make an assload of money, and he is probably one of the coolest, down-to-earth guys you’ll ever know. The douchebag that wrote in is some jealous little bitch, who’ll never amount to half of what Barry is.
Whats up Bear!!!! The Weasel in SeaTown
if i were 35 and i was still pulling college tale like this ADPi i would give myself a pat on the back
it is overly obvious that rob is sending in comments for himself just like he did last time.. and why is he always making that face like he has to take a sh*t? awkward.
his girlfriend, misty, is disgusting, and he cheats on her all the time.. i would too if i had to come home to that haggard disgusting broad every night, so i guess i cant blame him.
This girl is obviously the reason we have restraining orders in this country. I would be a little worries if some guy knew everything about me from stalking my myspace, facebook, and googled my former employers web sites! Rob is a really nice guy loved and respected by all of his friends and everyone he meets. A truly nice and genuine guy!
He doesn’t look a year under 42.
I dont know the guy but its creepy if he is in his 30s or 40s and still hanging out with college kids. No one made him put up MySpace and Facebook pages and post his age as 23… so the guy is creepy even if everything else the emailer wrote is untrue. Only 40 year old predators have MySpace pages and lie about their age on them.
I have known Rob since he was a lowly pledge back in 1991. All he’s doing with representing that he is under 25 and still an active OX, is weeding out the intelligent women. So what if he prefers hot girls who are a little on the slow side…don’t we all have our preferences…heck at least he likes hot girls. Can’t fault the guy for putting in some safeguards on his myspace and facebook page to keep away the smarties. Rob keep doing what your doing! My only question is how many formals and date parties have you been to Rob, when I left ASU in 96′ you had been to at least 15. If the sororities keep a historical record of their date events, I’d bet you’d be found in the last 16 years of photo albums. That has got to be worthy of a Guiness book of world record! Oh and all you incoming freshman ladies…Rob Barry’s annual back to school bash is just a few weeks away!
And I’ll give Rob’s law practice a plug and mention that Rob specializes in dog bite law suits, so if you’re bit by a mean dog (or an ugly girl) call Super Barry for immediate legal action!
What a f*cking creeper. Jesus Christ. There’s no excuse for lying about your age and trying to get with college girls.
I also know this guy and he was arrested in Mexico for slipping a date rape drug to a friend of mine. But I bet he didnt post that on his myspace? Frat fag
Give me a break…..who are we feeling sorry for here? these stupid girls or the community that is exposed to someone lying about their age? Women lie about their age every day. So what’s wrong with this guy playing the game? I’m sure that girl in the picture said she was 18 and he said he was 23(both lies) and they met somewhere in the middle. Fact of the matter is if he’s raking in hot girls and they’re sleeping with him willingly than what truly is the problem? All I hear is a bunch of jealous people.
He’s smart! Why the hell would he want to be with a woman his own age? Women in their 40’s have wrinkly bearded clams. Why are you old goats even looking at this site? Go hop in your minivans and get a wax.
yeah, hes a creeeeper! His parties that he throws are sick though. I always wondered how old he was and now i know!
Rob never got arrested in Mexico for slipping anyone anything, and he doesn’t handle dog bite cases. 90% of the people who post $hit on this site have no idea what they are talking about. slamin 18 year olds, I hope I’m doing the same when I’m his age.
who cares how old he is…he is hot and has money look at hef, they are young and loving on him, so wha is the big deal age has no limit
She looks like a silk blueberry muffin! Old guys can take all the muffin tops.
Trust me when you’re his age you will be doing the same thing or wishing you could. More power to you old dude
Nope, but he left his wingman to spend the next year in a Mexican jail cell. Now that’s as loyal as the day is short!
To each their credit, that whore who claimed “rape” retracted her original claim.
My only question is, couldn’t they have tag-teamed a girl with two good legs?
When I’m 35 yeah.. I hope I’m railin’ 20 year olds but if I am going to sorority formals and frat house parties…somebody shoot me.
Mr. Rob is 38 and activiely persuing teenagers. He owns a house in tempe and in scottsdale. He rents out 3 of the 4 rooms in tempe and uses the forth for his own pleasures. Back in 1998 he was brought up on charges for raping a girl in tempe, with his frat fags. He was also almost arrested in mexico for date rape. He has been actively a part of theta chi since 1991. He used to brag about f**cking 19 yr olds. and saying “I only kept going because I knew she was 19.” Also he used to pay young girls to come over and take pictures of them for his own sick pleasures. But this was only when he was engaged to someone his own age!! So ladies becareful when you see UNCLE ROB patrolling the streets..
MMM, not sure who you are, where you get your facts or why you so closely follow Rob, but you’re wrong. And go fahk yourself. Rob’s a good dude - I don’t endorse lying about your age, but you can’t blame him for liking college girls.
Yes, lying about your age is pretty pointless, he’s still a generous and cool guy you haters would be lucky to get to know.
So, let me see if I get this? The guy is an attorney with great hair, making more money than 84% of most Americans (including myself) and he is still having his way with the 19-22 year old females at ASU? I’m sorry but I’m having trouble seeing the downside to this.
Rob Barry is the most harmless, sincere and authentic person I’ve ever met. If he is still able to work his game, then it would appear that the original poster is a scorned conquest of that dapper lacrosse player from Rhode Island.
Don’t hate the player Nik, hate the game!
Barry for Homecoming Queen!
JPR Spring 1992
Johnny says… reality check is definitely Scary Barry. “great hair”?
I’ve known Rob B. for quite a few years. He is a nice friendly guy, and his girlfriend misty is cute. Really cute, the mean comments on this and the other thread are retarded. Yeah his age estimate is on the conservative side, but who really cares, girls over 30 lie about their age all the time too. Don’t believe me, hang out in Barcelona once in a while…
My girlfriend is 22 years younger than me. For those that say, “oh thats creepy” here is a news flash: We don’t care what you think douche bags… if you had a life you liked you wouldn’t be worrying about someone elses…
IF he is such a nice guy, why is he not telling the truth about his age? IF he is so well adjusted, why is he (a 36 yo) wanting to “date” teenagers. Someone his age, with his life experience should have outgrown college kids a long time ago. Pedo is the word that comes to my mind.
his gf is i believe 23. If SHE wants to date him, what business is it of yours or anybody else? maybe some younger women get sick of drunk young egotistical douche bags, and want something better in their lives…
I also know him….he is 34..and a lawyer….but he has a small one… its a pity
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Nik I think she needs some fashion advice her dress is to tight. Its gross do some sit ups.
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