This is how I roll. Look people, we do real interviews direct from real people. We don’t do politically correct statements. I post real Dirty straight from the source - that’s what people want to hear. Celeb PR companies always butter up the story. That’s JV. If it is a damn war, we are going tell you it is a war! None of those lame statements claiming “Oh, it’s a misunderstanding”. That being said…
Our new quote from Miss Shanna Moakler: “Come on Kim, Let the truth be told! You have dated numerous white guys. Your quote saying that you are not into white guys is a sham - not a SHIM like you! How about you just be honest Kim and say, “Shanna, I’m sorry for f’n with your man!” It’s that simple… then you can deal with the aftermath from Reggie, you know- your man that you cheated on!”
The “for the Gays” quote for media from Kim Kardashian: “I was a model for Famous Stars and Straps clothing line owned by Travis Barker. I ONLY had a professional relationship with Travis, in which he hired me to represent his brand for one season, which was a year and a half ago.” (No way she stated this. Kim how about you do you own quotes from now on.)
Also See What Started It All: Shanna Moakler Kicks Up The Dirt On Kim Kardashian
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92 Responses to “Shanna Moakler vs. Kim Kardashian- Ultimate Hollywood Championship”
Nik, no offense, but this sh*t’s gay. Who cares about some cat fight between a couple of F-Listers. Perez sucks d*ck (admittedly), but at least his stories are more interesting than this.
/Odds are you won’t post this comment.
If KK did try to get it on with Travis, she needs to keep that to herself. He is not cute or attractive in any way. I don’t think Shanna has anything to worry about, from Kim or any other female.
Everyone is tired about hearing about the celeb bullsh*t everywhere you turn who cares whats going on in these dumb broads life. lets see some funny “REAL” sh*t. stop trying to be Hollywood.
Ok Nik, why not videotaping those real interviews if you do it with the real people? And i see you wanna compete with tmz and perezhilton. Well at least we see what they do for real and we know them. Here, we don’t know you, and we have to “believe” that what we see TYPED (cause that’s the only thing seen here) in your site is real.
If this is real, don’t do it like a wannabe of the wannabes.
well I’ve been on the site pretty much since it’s inception, and you finally did it! you are kissing the asses of starf*ckers to make them more famous and who doesn’t know what a shim is? it’s not like you invented the word! that being said I did read the whole thing like passing an accident and both these skanks are white trash! portugese my ass, back east ha bigger laugh fat ass valley porn chick and starf*cker finally meet. wow!
This dirty soldier is turning in his resignation papers and “dirty-uniform.” This isn’t what I signed up for!!!
Who gives a sh*t about what these retards think of each other?!?!? “Dirty Army” is for morons.
Shanna seems to be starting fights with everyother woman who is more attractive than her. GET OVER IT!! Even if Kim got with her weasel husband, she should be angry with him. He was her husband not Kim.
Kim, will you come organize my closet? It’s just a horrible disaster right now. I hear you’re amazing at coordinating bikinis and platforms for easier access to pool party attire!
Are you kidding me? Shanna is so cute! She’s not afraid to speak her mind and defend her family. That interview was hilarious. You can tell she’s super fun.
Nik! dont you have any good pics of kims HUGE ass? its seriously out of control. Paris was right about the cottage cheese in a bag.
Hahahahahaha, this is hilarious. I don’t understand how Kim manages to live her life with that booty. At least it probably powers her forward when she runs…oh wait, she probably doesn’t run. Or work out at all for that matter.
Do you after a hard day at practice Reggie comes home and says “Man, I really need to leak? Screw the toliet. Hey big butt Kim, get in here and I have to leak.”
“i would” shanna. did you see her FHM pictures? i still have that month under my mattress.
Shanna can hold her own but I’m not sure what would happen if Kim has any kind of training in fat ass, nasty booty fighting. She may be able to use that thing as a weapon of mass destruction. I almost puked just thinking about it.
i love me some bootylicious but Kims a whore. i’m out.
Kim sucked in the sack anyways..she wouldnt let me put my drumstick in her butt
I’ve dealt with a nasty divorce. I know how it can be and it doesn’t help when some cranky hooker comes in the middle of it. Kim needs to back off everyone else’s man and hope Reggie will stick by her side.
who cares? Shanna should have just beat her asss….that would have been awesome
Shanna is so funny! I’ve had the pleasure of talking to her a couple times and that girl has such a great sense of humor. She knows when to take things seriously and when to let it roll off her back.
Nik, I know this interview is real. It sounds just like Shanna! I can totally picture her “Mr T. voice”!!! Hahahaha, I want more! GO SHANNA!
I banged Shanna once when I lived in La it was pretty good she fed me Hay afterwards.
Shanna and Travis were so cute on ‘Meet the Barkers’! I never understood why she had a divorce party 
I guess if you’re going through a bad time its good to be able to make light of it. Shanna seems like a sweet, bright girl.
I want Jbob and Shanna on my show to talk about their love affair
SHANNA IS GORGEOUS. End of story. Kim, on the other hand, has cute style but not much in the looks department.
Jbob touched me on the knee once but I was wasted… so it doesnt count
Anyone who even thinks for one millisecond that Kim Koala/GeicoFaceKardashian looks better than Shanna is obviously smoking major dope.Kim has absolutely NOTHING on her.Kim wants to be down so bad,she had to go and buy her an ass just to hold on to the kind of guys she chooses to date…you know….her “type”.You can see her insecurity written all over her face.Shes sad and pathetic and I really feel sorry for Reggie when her 10 minutes of fame are up because that pudgy little porker is going to eat him out of house and home.LOL Reggie if you ever grow balls make sure you have her sign a prenup.You’ll be glad you did in the long run buddy. Tata
I am simply hoping that Reggie beats the $#!+ out of that talentless piece of white trash, blink 182 was so gay.
JBob, this is not about you! Unless your going to give Kim a good hoof to the face.
arent shanna and travis divorced? no wonder, she needs to get over herself and move the eff on…
Reggie is Kims little b*tch boy that couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag with scissors in his hands.Don’t let his size fool you.Hes already showed everyone hes a PUNK simply by being involved in an altercation with a FEMALE!HELLO And Kim is another talentLESS broad whos dumber than a box of rocks that will do anything for attention from a man.Why do you think shes getting all that plastic surgery and cottage cheese removal?
All you haters are so wrong! How often do you see a celeb (whatever lame list you want to put her on) that’s still as cool as Shanna? Having had the exposure she’s had in the last 5 years Shanna is so down to earth. She could run around rampant whining about the people that have wronged her but she is smart enough to know it comes with the territory. I’m 100% behind Shanna.
What does Reggie seen in Kim? I might be interested had I met her after a couple drinks in a club, low lights and the whole deal. …but the next morning i’d kick that booty to the curb and burn my sheets.
Kim is Hot and Shanna needs to get over it… noone cares…. good for kim if she did and if she didnt then seriously get over it.
You throw yourself a divorce party (WTF) and now your going after Kim? Doesn’t make sense. I really can’t see Kim being attracted to Travis anyways. She does prefer black guys but even if she has dated a few white boys they are all very “clean” and well put together. Travis isn’t even on the same planet as Kim.
I understand that not everyone is mature enough to respect other people’s lives but if you insist on judging, just stop for .3 seconds to consider her feelings in a whole different area that isn’t being discussed. Divorces are never easy and never fun. Make all the fun of this girl fight but leave her divorce out!
I have met Kim and Shanna both, Kim was a royal b*tch when I met her and Shanna couldnt have been sweeter. Im on Shannas side
I bet making love to shanna is a sweet as Honey and Kim is probably like bangn a warm glass of water.
You all must be smoking KRACK!! SHE WAS MISS AMERICA!! are you all high?
Have you ever seen kim in person? she isnt hot she is beat
Kims Family is Whack..her mom has had more surgery than Michael Jackson, Her sister Khloe is nuts…courtney is bangable but dumb… her dad helps people get away with murder…i mean seriously.
LOL@KIMS FAMILY
Yeah I agree with the plastic surgery part.Bruce Jenner looks like he had acid thrown on him.Hes gross.Khloe/Kevin looks like Chyna the wrestler and she should be getting a crazy check from the government.Don’t even get me started on her 2 little sisters…little sluts in training.They seem to be worse than all three of they’re older sisters.That should tell you something about the parents.How do ALL of your daughters turn out to be ding bat sluts?HMMM
Famous went downhill after Shana and Travis split… I think we know who the brains behind the operation was…kim is gnarly
@I Want To
Do you think that being on Kim will be worth the VD and crabs you’ll have afterwards? Just something to think about 
How can anyone be fighting over Travis Barker? Shame on Kim and Shana, just sayin.
kim is just as fake as that big fske butt of hers and anyone who thinks its real is just as stupid as she is… reggie is young he will wake up soon b/c i know some one who knows his family and they are about to disown him b/c of this tramp.. he is too good for her and too finr=e also! Reggie wake the hell up!!!
Wow shanna sounds like a jealous idiot. Shes old, slutty, and has 2 kids from 2 different guys. She cant stand sharing the limelight with a hotter girl so her true white trailer trash self comes out. She was standing next to me looking in the mirror in the bathroom at winstons and kept complaining about how saggy her breasts were and how shes so fat because of her kids. Shes just an insecure bi!ch trying to get another 15 mins of fame by being ghetto!
Shouldn’t Shanna be at home with all of her kids (from different daddys) instead of at parties in Malibu? Just saying
I have a feeling this is BS because Kim and Reggie were not together at the same time Travis and Shanna were married. Kim and Reggie have been dating since April 2007. Shanna and Travis were divorced on Aug 2006.
Just because Shanna has kids doesn’t mean her life is over and she can’t go out and enjoy herself.I’m sure Kim would have just as many kids as Shanna had she not ABORTED them all.Anyone whos seen that tape knows that, that broad doesn’t mind guys going in her raw.People can call Shanna all the names they want,but at least she was married when she made her babies.
Hey, dumbass at 6:15, Shanna wasn’t married when she had all her kids. Do your research before you type. And Yes, when you have a kid you need to be spending your time with them. Not barhopping all over the damn city. And not coming off as a drunken skank that can’t keep her man at home so that your kids grow up and get made fun of because your a bar whore whose man cheats on her with other bar whores.
dude shana it ain’t kims fault its your mans fault. tell him to keep his d*** in his pants and you stop being mad at all the women and be mad at him!! duh! stupid ass you can’t make him stay faithful even if you wanted him to. obviously he doesn’t care about you enough to!!
Shanna’s consistently reeling at any girl that Travis looks twice at. She really needs to stop chasing that man and any girl he is associated to with her desperate, white-trash antics. Shanna, please STFU and pay more attention to your children and LESS attention to being such a desperate, man-chasing slob.
Travis is so nasty looking! Who besides Shanna wants him? He is so gross and dirty looking! Can’t Shanna do any better than him?
Actually yes after you have kids your life is over its now about their lives and it seems that whes out too much to be there for them. Sounds like another Britney case. What is she going on like 45 now anyways?
Shanna Moakler needs to grow up, and start acting like a mother. The woman has kids with this man. They are divorced. Move on! Chances are you will alway’s be running into someone who screwed your husband. Everywhere she goes she is calling out someone. She looks stupid, and her kids don’t need it.
The party was on a WEEKEND. And on weekends the kids are WITH THEIR DAD!!!!!
So pathetic… My man would leave me too, if i get nothing better to do with my time than b*tching people. GROW UP!!!
Come on…i am very tired of Kim K is Beautiufl, Hot with a Big ASS. Who cares who Kim is doing here or their. If Kim like blacks intead of white could be because of the fact that white boys can’t reach her Big Ass….lol…who cares, whatever…get a life….oh yeah…me 2222222
Again to all you stupid haters!! Shanna is not always fighting with different b*tches over Travis!! DUMBASSES she’s only had beef with Paris and now Kim!! Shanna rules and all you other b*tches suck!! Quit hating on her cause she has kids and still looks hot and just because she has kids doesent mean that she still cant live her life!! If she wants to go to a bar with her friends and drink, then WTF is wrong with that?? DAMN leave Shanna alone…
I dont think it’s a big deal. Reggie cheats on Kim everytime he is alone in New Orleans. trust me I know personally
Kim is HOT. Shanna needs to get a life and stop obsessing over her. You should be putting that much time and energy into your kids. Shanna needs to get over her ex already. White trash never changes.
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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale
+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
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Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
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Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
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She-Boys: Trannys
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Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
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Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
Nik, I think you should do video interviews.
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