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TheDirty.com breaks the original story: Cristiano Ronaldo Kicks Paris Hilton to the Curb for Niki Ghazian
Click here to see more images of the first American Cristiano Ronaldo ever had relations with, FHM pinup/LA model Niki Ghazian.
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Just some advice Nik, and this time I’m not ripping you just to rip you. Please make this the last post ever on anyone who plays SOCCER. Nobody cares what these guys do.
Who cares. If I were him I’d be banging chicks left and right. Why is this getting play on this site? Boring.
Paris is trash. It’s called football you idiot not soccer, go play your grown up hang ball.. I mean basketball.
Nick,
Forget about Spurs Fan… Ronaldo is a complete stud. He deserves the attention. This guy has world class talent and good looks. He’s recovering from surgery and he’s just on a smashing spree. I like it.
wHO TE EFF THIS IS TROLL A MODEL? SHE SOUNDS SO CONCIEDED!!!!!!!!
Dude, soccer players are midget fags, WHO CARES!!!!!!
So i sat at chili’s last night drinking beers in the bar, soccer all star game was on(sure nik was watching cause he is gay for Beckham) and is it just me or do these puss y wannabe athletes fall every 2seconds and act like they are hurt and suddenly they are good to play again. what a joke of a third world sport and this game should be banned. Nobody in america wants to see 140lb dudes run around and act hurt. Soccer is for the gays……….
thetruth:
No the term “football” should be reserved for a real sport. Soccer is a fitting title. Like ping-pong for example. The “beautiful game” comments are sure to follow.
No one cares about soccer except euro trash and the dorks in high school who couldn’t make the football team. Soccer is for the gays as you would so eloquently put Nic.
NIck,
your a fag…NIk is friends with Nikki and ran this story because Niki is pathetic and needs attention. This never happened. Its all a lie. Nik your site blows and your a fag. You have nothing better to run then this stupid story. The girl lives with her mom and has no friends and is a compulsive lier. Way to check your sources NIK>
I agree, soccer is only called football over seas retards, in america we actually have the real football where the players arent 125lbs and people actually show up to games to watch. Soccer in america is dead and it should be left overseas with all the ugly people in the world. American Football rules, soccer is for the gays
This guy would actually impress me as an athlete if he didnt weigh 140lbs, not hard to get ripped when you are a midget…..soccer is lame
Nice to see Jackhammer and wetanus on the message board. Now all we need is dirtynasty, and it’s a gathering of trash talkers.
Spurs fan licks “wet anus” in the bonch and throws man tartar sauce on his grill………..these two are for the gays like soccer
Cristiano Ronaldo is 6´1, 170 lbs. and most of the european players are around 6´0. He makes 13 million USD a year ( plus other endorsements). He is worth over 100 million euros more than any other athlete in the world. Soccer is the fastest growing youth sport in America. Therefore, all the ignorants above ( that probably make less than 30 k a year and don´t have an education) should just reserve all those stupid comments to themselves.
Good one their “bonch” wukawukawuka…Bonch you should email nic he could use his hollywood connections to get you in with ari gold, I see a george carlinesqe career in comedy in your future.
Bonch:
If you’re going to talk trash, please do it a little better. Try to at least come up with something funny. Nothing worse than someone who attempts to rip people, and comes across as being an unfunny moron. Back to the drawing board, dummy.
Soccer queer, its fast growing for kids cause they dont have the capacity mentally yet to figure out it is lame and their fat parents make them play something cause they dont want to babysit them all weekend. get a clue soccer groupie queer
for all the idiots:
You’re absolutely right. I’m wrong. I’m going to start watching that sport. Then I hope to move on to more “beautiful games.” Like the WNBA for example. Or maybe I’ll watch paint drying and grass growing. Can’t wait.
I was 6′1 170 in 8th grade. Not even close on the money issue, Tiger Woods has a billi check your math. I think we might have some euro trash on of boards calling us idiots. Their are some homeboys in the nba ridding the pine that make 15 million a year. You are seriously disillusioned if you think Americans like soccer, to quote my high school football coach, “if you pussies don’t like contact go play kickball (soccer) with the rest of the girls”. As for education Ive stated before what degrees I have where I went to college what I do, where I live. My life sucks your mothers hairy nipples but its not that bad, I wouldn’t get out of bed for a job that paid 30k a year. Id just go beat up your dad and take his wallet if that was my only choice.
Bonch:
You see what happened? You got destroyed. There are some people on here that you just can’t talk trash too. See the names above on a previous message I made. When you see those names, stay away.
WETANUS: “if you pussies don’t like contact go play kickball (soccer) with the rest of the girls”. CLASSIC BRO, CLASSIC.
for all the idiots:
You just go destroyed as well. Nice try. I’ve gone on trash talking sprees with wetanus, jackhammer and dirtynasty. Those guys can rip anyone, trust me.
nothing like people making fun of each other on a comment board
-get a life people
I meant “got” destroyed. Nik’s stupidity is wearing off on me. Some sort of learning by osmosis I guess. Nik, you’ll have to look that word up buddy.
Soccer is for the gays. I totally agree with Spurs Fan’s Jackhammered Wet Anus.
I LOVE EATING SACS AND LICKING SHAFTS, THROW YOUR MAN SAUCE ON ME…..
Uhh does this Playboy reject wannabe model know that FHM hasn’t been in print in 2 years???
Eating Sac and licking shafts?
At least you somewhat rhymed on that one.
I love any sport when there are “balls” involved, someone shoot something in my face…..pleeeeeez
First thing first…Jack hammer go F your mom and sister from behind.
2nd Thing; C Ronaldo is the man obivously
3nd; Isnt that bimbo (Paris) in “love” with Benji or did they break up?
that niki chick’s got a bangin’ body - but kind of a rusty pelican, no?
don’t get me wrong, If I could, I’d bag it for sure…just an observation.
I don’t get what the big deal about Paris is. She’s gross and kind of shimmy at times…
whoever this guy is though, props to him.
don’t hate - congratulate
It’s called football. Played with the feet. You American pussies enjoy your helmet armor game. When you want to play a real tackle sport, come play rugby, ditch the pads and see who the real men are. As far as your other major sports; Baseball is hardly a sport, ive seen those 300lb mammoths that couldn’t run a mile, and as far as basketball is concerned,If i wanted to spend hours watching a bunch of monkeys jumping around, I’d go to the zoo. Theirs a reason the World Cup finals is watched by over 2 billion people. More than 2x the ammount who watch the fluff bowl, with your armored “athletes”.
Hey Newcastle’s Toon Army (stupid name, btw)
I see your point. I wish I could find a site that was worth visiting that wasn’t run by an American to rip you on, but I can’t. So for now on, when I see someone playing ping-pong, I’m going to say, “Nope, that’s tennis.” As far as our American sports are concerned, you don’t actually believe that if our best athletes from football (the real one), basketball, and baseball took up that pussy sport, we wouldn’t dominate that game as well? I always enjoy you dumbasses from other countries ripping the U.S. If you knew how little the amount of time we spend thinking of your country and its people (wherever the hell you’re from), then you probably wouldn’t have bothered to leave a comment here. Isn’t about time for tea anyway, you pussy? But I do have to give you credit, you did articulate your point very well. Good job on that one. You laughed at that one, didn’t you, Nik?
I wish i had a strong soccer player man to tease my mudpie at night..
I have to admit hes got us cornered on basketball well played mate…I like the brits you have a decent army, best special forces unit (S.A.S) and a whole country full of people that have no idea what toothpaste is…
All you wannabe football players have no idea what your talkin about, just cuz you played football in HS doesnt mean sh*t to anyone. Professional soccer players, not those on the USA team or the MLS, are incredibly gifted athletes that are more capable of anything athletically than any of you. And its stupid to compare soccer and football cuz they’re different so stop the “i’m bigger than you weight room bullsh*t” that was cool in HS and maybe in frat houses but its time to grow up. Cristiano would not only dominate you athletically, but he’s the man on and off the field so stop hating. He’s the only one on this site worthy of the girls he gets.
Anonymous:
Weak. NO DOUBT this soccer playing waif is gifted athletically. But if our best athletes took up soccer from the time they were born, then the U.S. would have the best league in the world, that’s all I was trying to share with that weak ass Brit. How many damn anonymous’s are on this site, anyway?
I JUST LOVE WATCHING SWEATY MEN, I DONT CARE WHAT SPORT IT IS….YUMMY DUDES IN LIL OUTFITS MAKE MY WEINIIEEE HARD, IM SO NASTY
Everyone give it up for Spurs Fan! He clearly brings tons of witty banter and insight to the table.. It’s evident in his 18+ posts on this one thread alone.. Wow, you are an official donkey with no life.
Give it up man
“Watching soccer is like watching paint dry or grass grow”
*Oh because Tim duncan and the rest of the Silver Stars *cough, I mean Spurs are so entertaining right?
Dont you want to just [removed] when you see Duncan lay up on a breakaway? 7′ tall and the guy lays up like a 10 yr. old girl..
Take your rubbish elsewhere
Lakers lost in finals to BOS but f*ck it. Pierce is from Inglewood and if I remember correctly, the Lakers absolutely shat on the Spurs..
Dynasty?
All you Faggots who think soccer is for the gays can smell a pussy fart from your mom! These dudes are studs and will probably lay more wood then you ASSLICTION wearing douches will ever get! Go back to putting a needle in your ass and getting tribal tatoos and let all the talented “FUTBOL” players work hard for their pussy and fame like Christiano and Beckham! SGM for life! Keep posting news about Ronaldo cuz ill read it! Nik
P.S. Ronaldo is a baller.
Check the stats, the numbers dont lie..
Shots on goal for the entire Euro league..
2nd & 3rd place = 45-50 shots on goal.
1st place (Christiano Ronaldo Obviously) = 200+ shots on target
dude is the real deal. highest paid athlete in the worlds number 1 sport
If the rest of you domesticated f*cks were culturally expanded you would probably have a better idea as to why this guy garners so much hype/attention.
Not to mention the guy can bang your mom, sister, and girlfriend in the same night, on crouches
…imatation is flattery…and who the f**Km is ronaldo?
LAKE SHOW:
So we’re not “culturally expanded” because we don’t like soccer? That might be the dumbest argument I’ve ever read here on the dirty. No, I don’t like soccer, and I’m glad, because it seems like when one of the teams lose in the World Cup, or Euro Cup (whatever the hell it’s called) the whole damn nation of said team goes into a deep state of depression. Riots in stands, racial slurs thrown at players (why else would there be signs advocating racial harmony), killing officials and players by moron fans of the teams, stadiums collapsing, etc. etc. etc. Sounds like a real eloquent sport. Also, “garners so much hype/attention”? I hope you didn’t base that on this guy being on theDirty, because “Nik Richie” doesn’t exactly set the standard for quality journalism.
I am her sister and this is NOT a lie hday 
burn baby burrrrrrrn
Lake Show, while that some of that stuff does happen, it is very rare, and never happens in countries like England, France, Spain, Italy, Germany, etc. It mostly happens in crappy Central and South American countries . And no one is trying to force anyone to like soccer, but it is very ignorant to bash a sport yall have no knowledge about.
The american arrogancy…now I know why USA FALL SO FAST in the last years…the dollar power is gone…the USA weather is gone…a generation of no brain students in the high schools around the country…a no brain president…what a joke a president like Bush…and why the hell american football if it plays with hands…there are only one football,the FIFA football,and this played with feet of course…a supid white and fat men nation…I see only one way to salvation…Obama…
never understood why american football got the name hence you are using your hands. so why is it called football. so actually soccer is really football. europe had it right and these american wankers ave it all wrong. a kick off and field goal is the only time you use your feet. american football is for the gays i decided. go grab some balls
even in basketball america is not the best anymore =]…. soccer is the world’s sport, maybe if u got out of ur american little bubble you would understand that…
I played football and soccer, and football is gay. Have any of you football “fans” ever realized how tepid a football game’s atmosphere is? And have any of you ever realized, the only “talent” needed to be a pro football player is to be 6′5” 250 lbs? I don’t know about you, but that’s not talent at all, but rather just an idiotic glorification of freaks of nature. Any idiot can learn to run in one direction a whole game and catch a ball thrown to him occasionally.
People complain about soccer being boring, but by golly, I sure do love to watch that american football game, with all those homoerotic monsters humping and squeezing eachother, where the quarter back sticks his hands LITERALLY up the meatiest freaks ass, under his crotch to grab a ball in probably the most homosexual manner possible, where there are tv timeouts and a 60 minute borefest is punctuated every 12 seconds by a stop in play, dragging an already arbitrary sport to a three hour yawn-fest. Yay, that sounds fun.
losers who have never reached a final!!! soccer is the best of the best!!! not like ur futball that is realy boring!! and stuped!!! AND TOOO GAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
niki’s gross should’ve had a nose job and not her boobs instead
That girl Niki isn’t even beautiful, she’s got a smokin hot body but her face is just plain ugly. Not even ten pounds of make up can save her. I suspect this is only a publicity stunt since C Ronaldo probably has better taste than that. Nobody knew about this model reject and all of a sudden she gets her 15 minutes of fame. Are you friends with this girl Nik?
Soccer players are so hot, no wonder our men hate them!
Yes is not only ronaldo, is beckham, káká etc… soccer players are hot, american mens hate soccer players because are jealous.
tnx a lot, i`ve downloaded the program, installed it. Didn`t get into all features but there are some results already. My account is slowly filling with money.
Great thanx:-)
LOL dudes a winner, just accept no need to hate….
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Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
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LIKE I said before get back to the Basics no one wants this crap and leave the celebrity crap for the gays like PEREZ AND TMZ
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