Newport Beyond Refund Gap

Posted in Newport, The Dirty | July 26th, 2008

THE DIRTY ARMY: This chick doesn’t have a gap she has a drive thru! She needs to do two things: 1) Sue the Dr. for torturing her tits!!! 2) Eat a Sandwich!!!

In all my year and 5 months of doing this-I have never seen a REFUND GAP of such biblical proportions until today.- nik

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Newport Beyond Refund Gap
  1. July 26, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    Moeo says:

    Did she have open heart surgery

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  2. July 26, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    sureshot says:

    Thats disgusting.

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  3. July 26, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    being mean is fun says:

    wow talk about a horrible boob job!!!

    Reply to being mean is fun
  4. July 26, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    Sobe Queen says:

    Wow…just Wow

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  5. July 26, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    YeahYeahYeah says:

    The photos don’t do justice. You have to see this one in the flesh. She can be found on Rudy’s patio many weekend afternoons.

    Reply to YeahYeahYeah
  6. July 26, 2008 at 3:09 pm

    Justin says:

    that is the problem with +2’s…eventually gravity is gonna take over!

    Reply to Justin
  7. July 26, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    Voice of Reason says:

    If you click on her other pictures she looks pretty text book anorexic look at the arms.

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  8. July 26, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    Weenie says:

    What’s sad is that she doesn’t look all that old.

    Reply to Weenie
  9. July 26, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    Moses says:

    I could have led a few more million people out of Egypt if the Red Sea had parted that much.

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  10. July 26, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    Just Sayin' says:

    Well said “Sobe Queen” LOL

    Reply to Just Sayin'
  11. July 26, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    mameatloaf says:

    she should have went to dr shamoun

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  12. July 26, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    WTF says:

    someone make her put her cloth’s back on, Please !!!

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  13. July 26, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    Los Angeles O.G says:

    and she thinks she is hot!! look at her bite her lip while taking the horrid photo of herself…gross

    Reply to Los Angeles O.G
  14. July 26, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    Malifacent says:

    I’m pretty sure I can almost make out the serial number on her right +2.::shudders::

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  15. July 26, 2008 at 8:22 pm

    D-rock says:

    Xyphoid process is visible.

    Reply to D-rock
  16. July 26, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    sarah's says:

    P.S. she legit has brain damage from a hit to the temple so don’t be an ass!

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  17. July 26, 2008 at 10:18 pm

    wowzers says:

    this is beyond making fun of…. get help…now

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  18. July 26, 2008 at 10:37 pm

    Hmmmm says:

    What the hell does she think she’s taking a picture of…..

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  19. July 26, 2008 at 10:39 pm

    the needle says:

    worst I have ever seen. I just threw up in my mouth….

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  20. July 27, 2008 at 2:53 am

    Dangling Eye Sockets says:

    After seeing what I just saw… I think I need to go to sleep.

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  21. July 27, 2008 at 4:13 am

    trophy wife says:

    for the first time in the dirty history I didn’t click “see more”

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  22. July 27, 2008 at 8:45 am

    iiiiii says:

    oh my god.poor poor girl.get some help.you are not as fat as you think.try to get some food.there are millions of people that they don t have access to food and looks like you….without the boob job of course.

    Reply to iiiiii
  23. July 27, 2008 at 1:41 pm

    ocbody.com doc says:

    Actually these are not bad for “over the muscle” types. Skinny patients really need to go “under” and go with smaller implants.

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  24. July 27, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    jim beam says:

    as wide as the bering straight.

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  25. July 27, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    leah says:

    i know this woman dont have the nerve to think she is hot.. pleas all that blotched boob job and that freckled see thru skin .. ugh!!!!

    Reply to leah
  26. July 27, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    leah says:

    i am alame when it comes to that fake boob job crap… what happens to the real breast before they put the fake gel boob implant in???? always wanted to know that!

    Reply to leah
  27. July 27, 2008 at 11:01 pm

    Yikes says:

    Is she part of the Body World Expo?

    Reply to Yikes
  28. July 28, 2008 at 1:56 am

    haha says:

    its like the red sea got hit by a meteor.

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  29. July 28, 2008 at 8:40 am

    HOTGURL says:

    SERIOUSLY…NO BULL. BOOBS LIKE THIS IS EXACLTY WHY I AM STILL ALL NATURAL. SHE NEEDS ALOT MORE THAN A REFUND!
    BUT THINK ON THIS….SHE SPENT MONEY FOR THAT!!!!!!
    ALL THE WHILE HER FACE LOOKS LIKE THAT? SHE GOT HER PRIORITIES OUT OF WHACK!

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  30. July 28, 2008 at 9:43 am

    muttdog says:

    I know her…. Very, very nice sweet girl.

    Reply to muttdog
  31. July 28, 2008 at 11:06 am

    optimaltrain says:

    WTF??

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  32. July 28, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    San Antonio Diva says:

    Kinda looks like Saran Wrap stretched over a couple of bagels……

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  33. July 28, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    ur mom says:

    wow, lay off the pipe!

    Reply to ur mom
  34. July 28, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    OC Vet says:

    I think i know her. Her name starts with a T i think. any help?

    Reply to OC Vet
  35. July 28, 2008 at 7:53 pm

    anonymous says:

    she must get t-f’d all the time look at the greg mark in the refund gap

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  36. July 28, 2008 at 10:07 pm

    Tim Johnson says:

    This is more correctly known as a Rift. A Refund Rift if you like. Plate Tectonics and all that. Very complicated problem Doctors who advertise in free weekly college newspapers know all about this phenomenom. When they are not banging their receptionist and making excuses to their malpractice carriers, they are busy working on a solution.

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  37. July 29, 2008 at 4:31 am

    johnny football hero says:

    is that a blowhole?

    Reply to johnny football hero
  38. September 17, 2008 at 7:38 pm

    jennifer says:

    this is a bad picture of her. She is an amazing and hot girl!!!

    Reply to jennifer

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