CARMEX
Carmex, I am putting out a bulletin to all plastic surgeons in Hollywood to no longer allow you service! I will not sit here and let them do this to you anymore.
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Too bad Snipes won’t be making movies soon, cause she fits right in on the Blade set…
Uhhh WTF is that thing?
DCR – i was thinking more a slightly tanned ‘night of the living dead’ – but i think you’re more accurate there.
What’s up with the bruises just above her stomach?
Oh, Great!!! Another set up lips that look like a butt-hole. I guess we can all thank Angelina Jolie.
WTF is that creature???
It looks like a cartoon.. some sort of illustration
What the hell is that thing?!?
A corpse come back to life
maybe with all the bandages she had her greg removed ??
Heard she’s heading out tonight. The Cincinnati Bengals are having a party and all…
OMFG THATS SCARRY.. IS THAT THE CHUPACABRA??
Scarry!!!!
IT obviously doesn’t have a mirror in the house.
id hit it
Man hands. I’d still pop her cherry for a nickel.
this thing is terrifying
Good God!! I have found my Halloween costume for this year!!! She’s a disaster!
Thats the scariest chick i’ve ever seen.
Ay, es La Chupacabra!
is this bit*ch for real?
is this bit*h for real?
if anything can make you gay its definately her
She is the new star of “Shims Gone Wrong”.
Looks like Elvira, Mistress of the Dark…………………in 60 years.
Jesus Christ somebody shoot it!!!
I think she belongs on the set of the new “Mummy” movie. Yikes!
“b r a i n s . . .b r a i n s . . .g r r r . . .p u r p l e c r a y o n s”
wtf?! i’d run the opposite direction if i saw that thing coming towards me! damn!
Oh my God…is that the Bride of Frankenstein?? No, wait, the bride wasn’t that scary…
Guess his sex-change didn’t go as planned…
THE DEAD ARE COMING FOR YOU….
She’s ghastly…what cave did she crawl out of??
quick! someone get me a silver bullet!
nice photo-shop work there.
I’d hit it.
With a steel spike and a hammer
I guess I can’t curse. JESUS F’ING CHRIST!!!!
It’s not the dead I’m worried about. The living scare the hell outta me.
do the lips do the kissy face on their own? That much botox cannot be good for you…. WTF??
boom, out of here
WTF is that!!
This used to be a man named Rick…seriously…
Is that a real person? That has to be either a wax figure or someone in costume for a movie or something.
“I am the gatekeeper…are you the keymaster?”
**shudders**
Hey Babe, its a bit early for Halloween…
jeez SHIM’s “boobs” or watermelons are bigger than her alien-sized head!
Please tell me this is for Halloween.
I’ve seen this thing out at Avalon, you should see the trash she hangs with…as if that should come as any surprise…
Jack K., she is The Crypt Keeper
OK, either someone gets the Oscar for photo-shopping or a plastic surgeon needs to go to jail for malpractice!!
I’ve seen her and her sleazeball loser bofriend out before, they both look like they’re on meth
Nik will u pay someone to sleep w this and then tell about it? (No, not me some other brave soul)
You would probably generate a lot of traffic.
FIRST OFF….SCARY ONLY HAS ONE R FOR ALL YOU GENIUSES ABOVE! SECONDLY, WHAT IS WITH HER MUMMY OUTFIT? ALTHOUGH IT MAKES SENSE….SHE LOOKS ABOUT A THOUSND YEARS OLD…
Good god! It’s Elvira on crack!!!