Chicago Is Cool With Underagers
THE DIRTY ARMY: Classic. Here is Brian the promoter douche drinking with underage girls. Thats how Brian likes ‘em even though he is almost 40 years old! The ho in white (top left circle) gets this messed up on E every night. She is always at the clubs where Brian promotes with a group of her beat high school friends. and the girl in the skank red top is a 19 year old stripper. she is out with surreal every night of the week. check some ID for once and keep out the nasty underage girls trolling for E and acting like skanks. hot girls would go out more if they would clean this mess up. Just sayin!
I wonder if he is friends with Tony Fag? They have a very similar upper body. Yea, Chicago has major issues with high schoolers in the clubs having sexcapades. It really sucks for the girls who are in their early 20′s because they all look fat next to these minors.- nik
The girl in the Red is pretty cute. She has a bangin Bod. I Would
chitcago is the anchor city for the worst part of the United States, the Midwest. The Midwest is nothing more than an extension of the south. Full of delapatated homes, violent blacks, shutdown factories and home to the most dim-witted socially retarded economically downtrotten waste of what should have been stem-cells for research from aborted fetus’s part of America. So how cool can chitcago be really? Chicago=fat, ugly and pale.
thats all brian can get..he gives these little girls drugs and alcohol and makes them bang him….good luck girls, heard he has a bad case of herpies.
its true hday as if it isnt bad enough that he has to hang out with little girls he has to give them drugs and alcohol to make sure they give it up too
haha anyone remember that old Brady Bunch episode where marcia gets her nose broken by the football and it swells up? Thats what this broads nose looks like
wet anus,
There is more to Chicago than clubs. You idiot. Come on over and I will knock you silly!
Got Roids???
Perfect example of what I’m talking about with the chitcago, the wigger element has arrived. “Ill knock you silly”, ok keyboard warrior. The only thing you could knock silly is one of the vast array of wilder beasts running around the north side looking for one of the stereotypical fat ass double chinned slobs of a man that makes up 99 percent of chicagos “nice parts”. Get the f**k outta here.
All the clubs surreal promotes for are druggie places. and most the girls are polish aka not pretty. there are so many other places to go to. if you have never been to chicago go during the summer go see a cub’s game and take in the city. you might not want to leave.
Perfect example of what I’m talking about with the chitcago, the wigger element has arrived. “Ill knock you silly”, ok keyboard warrior. The only thing you could knock silly is one of the vast array of wilder beasts running around the north side looking for one of the stereotypical fat ass double chinned slobs of a man that makes up 99 percent of chicagos “nice parts”. Get the f*** outta here.
wet anus,
Have you ever actually been to the midwest and what the hell part were you in!? Are you bitter about something sweetie…did a cute chicagoan dump your ass? HaHa douchetard!
To what the ????:
You’re absolutely right, your city does have more to offer.
To Wetanus:
You forgot OPRAH, loser Cubs fans, and flipping over cars,looting, rioting, and burning down the city during the Bulls Championship reign. As far as the comment about the south, at least here in S.A. we didn’t destroy the city when the Spurs won.
wet anus,
I guess you like to repeat yourself too!
I cant believe you hit it right on the money!
To ???????:
Douchetard??? That comment alone is grounds for being permanently banned from this site. When you talk trash you should try to come up with something original, or if you’re going to use an insult as old as the sun, use one that actually has some sense of humour behind it.
r u new? nics site has more bugs than your mother chaunchole had to submit my comment twice…
another douchtard comment, let me give you a new one call me gaytarded hows that…yes ive been to the armpit stain chitcago a bunch of times i work in financials…and not only no but hell no, Id never date a girl from chicago their all FAT, UGLY AND PALE
just like any city you have your bad parts and your good parts. yes the south south side of chicago is very poor and there is crime. just like in LA you have compton and east LA. and in phoenix you have bad areas. chicago is a very large city, go to the loop, gold coast, streeterville and river north. It is very safe and very clean.
wet anus what city are you from?
scottsdale
what the hell is that girl on?????? whatever it is hit her fast and hard—damn!! its easy to pick out the high school girls because they cant handle everything they take and then end up acting like idiots. they are already easy so not sure why they need the drugs?
I believe you are supposed to be commenting on the picture and not the category it is in – Chicago.
Gold coast kid:
You must be new.
You’re all idiots.
Wet anus,
You are being ignorant.
wet anus you live in scottsdale and claim to be in financials sure buddy your probably a teller at a bank get a life there is not a better city then chicago and those beat foreign chicks hang out at clubs like spybar which is a basement under a nice restaurant, if you want to find the real women go to the viagara triangle
And I thought I was the only one noticing the IM-inclined generation out at the bars. WTF? LOL. ROFL.
eyez iz ignant
to nik- but i just have to say you are wrong so far on one thing- girls in their twenties, like myself, will never look fat or ugly compared to the skanks that surreal bring out.
not only are they ugly , they are usually fat too.
im a loan processor…”haha” theirs this crazy thing that al gore invented called the internets..its amazing you can get on this thing and see stock tickers and even do work on the internets…and if you think chicago is the best city you must think lake Michigan has the best beach in America..chicago is the herpe sore on the left lip of an aids infested vaginae
THE WHORE IN THE MAIN PIC IS ANDREA……DONKEY KONG’S GIRL
Wet anus,
We get it, you don’t like Chicago. Shut up about it already. If you hate it so much don’t come here anymore. Chicagoan’s don’t want you here anyway. Plus, you are from Scottsdale? Uhm, thats one of the first cities on this site (if not the first) so I would be taking a look around at the girls there before you talk about the ones in Chicago. You can find fat, ugly, and pale girls all around the world. You probably are one.
P.S. The ghetto element? I’m from Chicago, do I sound ghetto? No, I am educated and have a good job. Where do you work in Chicago where everyone is ghetto? Englewood?
shut your mouth wet anus. I can’t go on the dirty for a minute without seeing your douchebag comments posted all up n down this site. The majority of anything I’ve seen you write has nothing to do with nic’s pic. You gotta problem with chi? Then don’t visit Chi. Its that simple. I live in both cities, but gonna go ahead and say that Im def not part of the pale, nasty female skank crew that you think only occupy chicago and the northside. Im aware that Scottsdale has a ridiculous amount of good looking people, but I’m proud to be one of the select few that get to live in both cities. Not a bitch, just think your a lil too intense for the site
ssssssssssssshutup king rizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………
You sound kinda hot tho…….what are you wearing right now you hot little keyboard princess you????
im sorry queenriz…calling me a douchebag hurts my feelings and Id like to appologize to all the chicago natives…ps I dont think girls in chicago are skanks, their all just FAT,UGLY and PALE…Chicago is New Yorks metally retarded cousin…its like whats eating gilbert grape..New York is Johnny Depps character and you people are leo dicaprio…chicago sucks and you people are all so sensitive about it because you know it sucks, end of story. good day.
I’m actually not sensitive at all, I don’t even think I HAVE feelings. Regardless, why not visit chi when Palermo’s here next week? Come party with me
im in riz just make sure i give you my credit card im going to need security in chi-town…i lift weights everyday and drink protein, but no amount of physical strength can help me against the xenas running around the northside looking to feast…
Wet anus,
any guy that needs to state that he works out everyday and drinks protein is a fatass. Not all girls in Chicago are fat ugly and pale. I’m 5’11, 130lbs, C cup and I have a great tan. I model for Elite Model Management. I’m native of Chicago. Am I fat ugly and pale? Definately not. Those kinds of girls are everywhere not just Chicago. I see you ripping on Chicago ALL THE TIME. WE GET IT! I promise we really do, you don’t like it here. Don’t come. We don’t want you. Shut the f**k up already.
I apologize to all of the people of Chicago whom I offended. The truth is I was sexually abused by my uncle and father during the NFL football games every Sunday. I have a deep seeded hurt because they would especially take turns on me during the 1985 football season when the Chicago Bears had a terrific season.
Thus, the name “wet anus.”
ohhhhhhh elite model management WOW…so your just like thousands of other b-rate girls in the country that think because they pay some twink photographer a few hundred bucks to take pictures of them barely clothed you think that quantifies you as a “model”…who ever heard of top model agency in chitcago? Ny, la, miami or BUST in the U.S…and as far as the working out and protein its called, “sarcasm”. I’m a lot of things mainly racist, but fat nope sorry. I’m sure you look just like a Chicago version of Giselle, ya know tall, gangly, orange, with a chipped tooth grin (ya know “chicago hot”).
ohhhhhhh elite model management WOW…So your just like thousands of other b-rate girls in the country that think because they pay some twink photographer a few hundred bucks to take pictures of them barely clothed you think that quantifies you as a “model”…who ever heard of top model agency in chitcago? Ny, la, miami or BUST in the U.S…and as far as the working out and protein its called, “sarcasm”. I’m a lot of things mainly racist, but fat nope sorry. I’m sure you look just like a Chicago version of Giselle, ya know tall, gangly, orange, with a chipped tooth grin (ya know “chicago hot”).
If the best you can do is post something underneath my name than you’ve lost…I have managed to s**t all over the whole city of chicago and not one, NOT ONE of you ingrates has managed to come back at me with anything even remotely witty, funny or original. This further proves my point that the anchor city of the Midwest (aka worst part of america) is not only full of fat, ugly and pale girls, but also of morons.
There are a fair number of girls that had relationships that seemed to effect their lifelong fetishes. One girl named Lainie featured on another post here looks for every opportunity to blow strangers. Wierd I know but there’s something about a strange guys load that turns her on.
hey Wet anus Blow me you closet homo…..you are a mold grown in a culture………you are the venereal disease of posters. CHITOWN STANDUP//// come to chi and get shot by some mook in cabrini
I miss dirtnasty…and yes in a gay way
how u guys gonna even read what someone says with a name wet anus?? he is a little poser.. PS his boytoy gave him his screenname after blowing a load in him
Oh my, slippery sphincter, moist poopcutter, wet anus,someone got a little rowdy on the animal houses “burner” computer last night… I have a feeling I know who it was……. ….chi town has more polish people per capita than any other american city. That alone should say everything and anything anyone needs to say about chicago…..that and the fact that they built huge public bauhaus housing right next to Lexus Dealerships. Real smart.
CobraSVT huhuhuhuhuh….good one…im submitting you to be in americasnexttopcomic, nic throw him your agents number, hes a real talent…i own the city of chicago OWN IT…i tore down chitcago..went down like the drakes going down b*tches
man sorry guys i didnt mean to write all that bad stuff. brian surreal is cool and can get all the chicks. i would wanna look like him too, truth is im not into chicks so that body would only get me buff gay men witch is good. im going to the gym now.
Good come back under my name bud…save the gay jokes…now go and google “humorous quotes”..now some of mine of thedirty will come up you can plagiarize them if you want, but i have a better suggestion…[removed] for raising such a dimwitted, unfunny degenerate worm or a weasel dick
When I first met Brian I thought he was so nice, then he tried going up my dress. Not so nice, I was disappointed. I firmly put him in his place and since then I have had NO problems with him. He is actually very nice, consistant, and effective.
Truth about Brian:
While he may be a philanderer, he is a great promoter. He runs a business, and his business is to bring in girls. Which he does, and his numbers reflect his ability to network on a level no one in Chicago can match. Look at clubs he previously promoted for, they are DEAD now that brian left.
Regarding the attendance of underage girls, that is not Brians fault. It is the bouncers at the clubs and the parents of the young girls. Brian is not the one checking i.d.’s at the door or checking up on the girls at night. Do you guys check the age of all the girls you sleep with? What a great pick up line…agree?
Most girls that go to clubs are there specifically to get high, be it alcohol, cocaine or X. It doesn’t matter. (Not all girls, I realize this.)For one, It is the CLUBS responsibility to keep drugs at bay. And two, These girls choose to do the drugs. Brian doesn’t force them, In fact Brian is known NOT to do drugs. Don’t blame Brian for having game and don’t judge him unless you know him.
Step away from the flame if you can’t handle the heat.
I roll, I drink, I have fun. But I also know how to take care of myself, get myself home ALONE, and even take care of my friends. On top of that, I have great grades, hold down a job, and hold up my end of any bargin while staying responsible.
Brian is a total cokehead.
lol wet anus, I don’t need to validate my self to you. I know I look good. For your information, I travel back and forth between Chicago and NYC, but I grew up in Chicago and my main residence is here. I make good money. I’ve modeled for Abercrombie, The Limited, and I have done several runway shows. I do look Chicago hot and it makes me money. I’m done responding to you. You bore me and I have better things to with my time than internet fight with a loser that hides behind a keyboard.
Maybe you really are a model because your as stupid as they come…good rebuttal, I bet you make 30,000 pennies a day modeling. Im not hiding by the way Ive stated exactly where i live, what i do for a living, what i look like, how much money i make and the size of my morning defecation. Your not a model, and at least you admitted to being ugly (admitting your chicago hot lol). Good Day.
so b*tch please is an escort
can I have your # ? I love new escorts to whack off on
Hey “B!tch Please” what rat infested part of the city do you come from again? Oh youre from Chicago….but you really live 45 min away in some dumpy white suburb?
all y’all b guzzlin on chicago cuz of b pfeiff. he lookin guooood. b pfeiff went unda da knife! when u tea bag b pfeiff it like puttin two lil ol’ skittles in yo mouf! taste da rainbow.
brian has never tried coke in his life and andrea is not a whore…..
BRIAN IS ACTUALLY A PRETTY KEWL GUY IM PART OF SURREAL AND THERE ACTUALLY ARE NOT A LOT OF UNDERAGERS LOOK AT ALL THE OTHER PROMO COMPANIES… WAYYY MORE IN THOSE HE PROMOTES AT CLUBS THAT ACTUALLY CARD HARD.. YOU DONT SEE PULSE OR ELITE AT CROBAR DO YOU?.. EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NOTHING AGIANST THEM EITHER
first of all, the two girls in he right corner are underage, yeah. but its not there fault that the bouncers lewt them in. they atually look pretty dan good to me.
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