Chicago is filled with Losers
EMAIL: Nik,
I know you wanted some more Landan twins intel. Here is a commercial for The Underground in Chicago that is a supposed to be like the Mac/IBM spot. It’s a cool club run by Billy Dec (guy in the hat) but the funny thing is this is pretty much how the twins are and think they run the Chicago social scene. Enjoy.
What is with this Billy Douche guy hanging with the Corky Twins? Worst parody of a commercial ever. Who is Billy Dec (besides a name dropper)?- nik













I cant believe I just wasted 1 min 34 sec of my life wow lol but gay twins??
This entire thing is a waste. Billy is the most pretentous ass around.
this place sucks the mad dick.
smells of noodles, loaded with DB’s, and full of chi-town shims.
Sweet Lone Wolf Mcquade vests, chuck norris is going to be proud…………..bungholes
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHA…………………….hold on…………..AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
been saying it for years chicago is the worst city in the worst part of the country the midwest
Wooooooooooooooow! Dumbest sh*t Ive ever seen!
if those two arent gay, i dont know who is
i couldn’t make it all the way through. So bad it’s unwatchable.
First Obama, now these guys. Why is everyone from Chicago a pasty shade of brown?
its not a bad club at all. billy dec is a club owner. stupid commercial though
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!WTF?? I just want to shove some socks in their mouths!! They are annoying!! Not vary good actors either. Stick to your day jobs! OH wait? I mean your night job tossing salads, you little gay midgets!
Hey Nik,lame (Understatement)commercial but in all honesty Billy Dec is a pretty cool guy. He owns a few places in Chicago(Rockit Bar and grill,Le Passage,etc ) . Why he did this ….. who knows,not one of his finest moment Im sure!!! Proud to be part of the Dirty Army!!!
actually think this is somewhat clever…those midgets need to be tossed though-f*cking annoying little peckers
billy dec dosnt own le passage any more it was sold to the guys who own evil olive. just underground which is the opposite of this commercial, very stuck up and judgemental. and rockit bar and grill which on some nights is a pretty decent bar.
Underground does have some hot dumb sluts though
Dec is alright Nik – a semi douche not a mega-douche. Runs a couple hot joints in chi – Rockit Bar and Grill (what DP is supposed to be– R. Jock way to rip off the concept and ruin it) and Underground. Arrogant as hell for little reason (bro you own a couple clubs, you still take MY $$$) and a martial arts kung fu charlie to boot. What am i saying ?hes a smelly crab infested used douchebag.
BTW the twins do nasty things to eachother under the covers. (my chrome hearts chain—im might have a brain aneurism and die from laughing to hard)
We need a name for this balding mini twin towers of gayness. Thoughts?
and retard he owned le passage when it was cool circa 2001
He never owned Le Passage. He and Brad Young had the management contract for it. Get your facts straight. I expect more from a fellow member of the D.A., Dirtnasty
The cubs are the greatest metaphor to describe the people of chitcago. Actually, the cubs are like the girls in chicago, 100 years two playoff appearances and no champingships.
This guy is the biggest overrated h*mo in chicago. He is a host on this show 24/7 chicago which no one watches cause it s as bad as that commercial. Plus he goes down on david schwimmer. He always wears a hat cause he doesn’t want anyone to see the top of his head is the tip of d*ck. This guy needs to get over himself.
P.s. his clubs are really bad and over packed we are in chicago not vegas.
The lollipop kids and a club owner, I don’t get it ???
no doubt Dec goes down on schwimmer.
seriously, dec is a total h0mo that was cool about 5 years ago when he was pimping rockit by hiring that jen slut that was on the bachelor way back when.
billy dec….quit advertising in redeye that you are fresh. truth is, you are stale. take your money and just leave.
My guess the boys like to have boys under the table..just saying.
This is the most pathetic ridiculous thing I have ever seen in my entire life…WOW.
the worst part is that they have more commercial’s like this.
I have cauliflower growths stemming from my anus? They don’t hurt yet when I pick them off they bleed a lot.
I have cauliflower growths stemming from my anus. They don’t hurt yet when I pick them off they bleed a lot.
I have cauliflower growths stemming from my anus. They don’t hurt yet, when I pick them off they bleed a lot.
i want to punch those twins in the face. Any girl that hangs with those two douchebags have some serious problems. Fact.
A puppy has just died…..
oh my god, i can’t believe i just watched that. ug sucks btw.
I love billy dec, he goes down on me all the time. i love how he cups my balls. Circus was great to go and slide down the slide naked with billy.
P.S. I love rubbing oil all over his balding head
just so i’m clear- those twins are actually gay, right?
There is no one in the nightclub biz. Wait, I mean there is no one in any biz who knows Billy Dec and actually likes him. The only person who would post positive comments about him is him bc he is that big of a tool!
i SLAPPED BILLY DEC AT THE DRAGON ROOM HES LOSER TO THE TENTH DEGREE
Those two twins run operations for RockitRanch Productions, and are involved in all things related to Billy Dec’s ventures.
they aren’t just two random guys, they are essential to the success of the businesses because they work for Dec.