DIRTY BIZZ- Cowgirl Espresso in Seattle
Posted in Dirty Business, Seattle, The Dirty | July 17th, 2008
EMAIL: Nik, its called Cowgirls Espresso, and they have these Coffee Stands all around rural areas with these half naked girls serving coffee wearing nothing but a swimsuit or sometimes pasties. They have different themed days like Military Monday,Cowgirl, school girl, etc… but my question is? who is dumb enough to work here? your already naked… why dont you just become a stripper and make $500 instead of $2 tips?
They cannot become Strippers – look at their waist lines (lizard babies in their stomachs)! You will still be able to see those Shimaroos in the dark. Cool concept but stupid girls.- nik
(Shimaroos- Shims with kangaroo baby pouches.)
jackhammer says:
Something tells me that if they both ripped one at the same time, the one on the left would get launched off the boat…mercy
to jackhammerb-rad says:
Doesn’t caffine make you crap alot? These girls must take turns blowing ass! I bet that coffee shack smells as nasty as thier holes.
to b-radBig D says:
The one blonde chick is hot!
to Big Dsidler says:
ANAL?
to sidlerbleh says:
The annoying b*tch from big brother 9 worked there..
to blehrdub says:
I’d buy espresso from them. And a double on schoolgirl day.
to rdubDoucheBagKillah says:
I’m sure the Health Department will have a field day with this one. Diseased, half-naked skanks serving coffee isn’t too sanitary…
to DoucheBagKillahanon says:
The sad thing is, most of the chicks who work at these stands are still in high school. It makes the sexual exploitation of them a little unnerving. Fantasy Day, Schoolgirl Day – these girls don’t have to dress up as school girls, they are school girls.
to anonDumb slutzz says:
hey i remember that that girl/boy from bb 9 Natalie works there she/he still works there
to Dumb slutzzspooky says:
Guy from Seattle here…. these girls DO make $500 a day, almost MORE than strippers here. (FYI, Seattle has the WORST strip club laws in the country, no one in Seattle can deny that. Plus, of the what, 3 or 4 we have, they are constantly under heavy police surveillance.)
I know two strippers that don’t give rubbies, and business is bad.
to spookyspooky says:
of the 3 or 4 strip clubs I meant……
to spookyChitownsundevil says:
Looks like The ‘Vu is getting hit by this tough economy, too. I heard the Lusty is hiring, though.
to Chitownsundevilbaba ganoush says:
I think I know where the milk for the latte’s comes from!!
to baba ganoushRick Steele says:
Let’s get these whores on film
to Rick Steelegannsstta says:
hahahahh the girl on the left with the army hat Chaney used to meet guys off the internet and f**k them I am talking over 20 confirmed just from senior year in high school imagine now!!(looks like she has gone far with her life) Word on the street is she is packing a “special treat…..” FYI watch out.
to gannssttaAWESOME says:
threesome?
to AWESOMEknighthater44 says:
NIK, I ALWAYS WANTED TO JOIN THE “MILE HIGH CLUB” IF YOU SEND THEM MY WAY ILL MAKE SURE ITS “NIK RICHIE APPROVED” COMBINED THEY ARE A 25.897096234789236 IN WISCONSIN!!!
to knighthater44CaliCajun says:
whatever Nik I’ve seen way worse strippers than these chicks…
to CaliCajunMr. Angry says:
Judging from the wreckage, the one on the left with the green hat has had at least 2 kids with another possibly on the way…
to Mr. AngryHoneybunches of ass says:
There are a couple of these coffee shops around the area, Bonney Lake, Seattle, Puyallup. As a girl and ex stripper i personally do not have a problem with the whole pastie and bikini aspect.
Whati do have a problem with is these girls acting nasty and slutty and comparing themselves to strippers like they are SO MUCH FREAKIN” BETTER!
Truth be told there’s not much of a difference other than they arent grinding on you lap there are grinding you coffee. They still act cheap, they date guys they meet through work, ” customers”, they brag about what they do as to get themselves attention like they are the hottest sh*t out there.
Like i said I have no problem what they wear, its the attitude they carry. They belong in porn or strip clubs. You can work at places like this while having the respectful attitude and stop acting like every whore out there.
to Honeybunches of assHoneybunches of Knockers says:
There are a couple of these coffee shops around the area, Bonney Lake, Seattle, Puyallup. As a girl and ex stripper i personally do not have a problem with the whole pastie and bikini aspect.
Whati do have a problem with is these girls acting nasty and slutty and comparing themselves to strippers like they are SO MUCH FREAKIN” BETTER!
Truth be told there’s not much of a difference other than they arent grinding on you lap there are grinding you coffee. They still act cheap, they date guys they meet through work, ” customers”, they brag about what they do as to get themselves attention like they are the hottest sh*t out there.
Like i said I have no problem what they wear, its the attitude they carry. They belong in porn or strip clubs. You can work at places like this while having the respectful attitude and stop acting like every whore out there.
to Honeybunches of Knockersbrittany says:
Ok just so you guys know the girl on the right is probably one of the sweetest most kind hearted people I have met in my life. And they make bank easy 500 in tips each. What is the difference between wearing that and a swimsuit?
And to the above xstripper some of the girls and the coffee stand may be stuck up b*tches but these to are actually nice people just trying to make some money. So back off! And you sound like a stuck up. B*tch yourself except….you can be bought for a price these girls all u get Is a latte.
to brittanycoffee friendly says:
wow talk about a bunch of haters. its funny, only ugly women and stupid guys hate on people that take a good idea and make it work. I will bet every negative thing written on here about these stands is from bitter, stupid, ugly, and angry men and women. funny thing most of these people turn around and buy coffee there. the world is a funny place.
to coffee friendlyHoneybunches of Knockers says:
no one is bitter, i was only stating that i hate the attitude that most of these girls have, maybe i came across as being stuck up and that wasnt the case. So i do apologize for that.
Anyone can be bought for a price, there are tons of those kind of girls everywhere from gold diggers, to strippers and escorts, to your typical girl next door looking to make a name for herself. pirce doesnt always mean money…remember that next time you shoot your mouth off.
Like i said before, the point I was making is that they meaing some and not all walk around like they are better than strippers when there is not much of a difference.
to Honeybunches of KnockersHoneybunches of Knockers says:
FYI
there are pastie strip clubs that you dont get totally naked at brittany….
to Honeybunches of Knockersblackcoffee says:
You guys fags or what???? I been to the one in Kent and they are really nice and friendly, Nothing wrong with seeing a beautiful girl in the morning with a nice smile to go with your coffee, (the girl from big brother 9 worked at different stand in Oregon).
to blackcoffeebiff says:
questioning your hetero street cred pal. if u dont like cute girls in bikinis, it might be time for you to come out of the closet
to biffthe voice. says:
i love alisha! shes great, and she does pretty damn well i took her out for drinks one night and she def turned it around and bought out the bar for us,and along with her modeling stuff shes def not hurtin for cash, totally mis this girl… (texting right now)
to the voice.Lovesit says:
I really don’t care… i just love sluts!
to LovesitAnonymous says:
this girls are trash just like all the other damn girls in seattle…get an education and a real job!
to Anonymoushaha says:
answer to annonymous:
to hahashe didnt have brains so she had to think of other options.. next one was boobs, and she didnt have those either!!! she couldnt purchase a brain, so she purchased her boobs….
and then she sells her vagina
BitchImTheBombLikeTicTic says:
Any decent girl wouldn’t be retarded enough to work at such a white trash and degrading job. Notice how all these stands are in the south or north end. People working at Micky D’s are more respected! Boo Ya Ka Sha
to BitchImTheBombLikeTicTickeep it clean says:
i love girls that have to arch their back to fake having an ass! i’d rather see girls hald naked, not 12 year old boys with long blonde hair and some makeup… thanks though
to keep it cleanLola says:
I feel like every girls that commented this applied for the job and didn’t get it because they were either: too fat, too ugly or just annoying.
to LolaYUCK says:
WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT CANDICE GIRL? WHY ISN’T SHE ON HERE? HER NOSE IS HUGE!!! NEEDS A NOSE JOB NOT IMPLANTS!
to YUCKKC says:
I love the haters saying get an education. Why would these girls be uneducated because they work at an establishment like this? I work at one and have a business and economics degree….and am using it. We take pride in taking care of our bodies, staying in shape, forming friendships(with no sexual ties), and serve great coffee. Both these girls in this photo are amazing. And those that say, how dare they take sexy, or in your opinion unsexy, pictures…please be honest, have you never done the same. How sensored, closed minded and critical must people be? Girls…you rock and look great. Kent 1
to KCCV says:
I agree KC. People need to stfu and get a life. If you dont like cowgirls, then DONT GO. Simple as that. Life must be so hard for people in Wa to complain. Girls in underwear and Coffee.
to CVPeaceNYHelloWA says:
its intresting to me…how everyone has such different views on what “they think is right…or not right”…in the end…who says whats right and wrong?….im not clear why everyone feels the need to state silly “opinions” on the same species there apart of. Lol….am i the only one who sees this primitive and ignorant close minded truth?? i mean seriously….everyone talking about how these girls r sluts, have no respect for themselves blahblahblah…..do u know them personally?…it would appear that only the UN-wise would make such judgments, for judgments are only lack of wisdom. Give em a brake, there makin coffee..there not hurting anyone..there not fcking anyone, and even if it was there will to…who cares.does that go for every cowgirl out there? or just sum…..MUCH LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD AS A WHOLE lol wateves. Here i am moving out of NY because I was under the impression people in Washington were open minded, more accepting and all around more understanding progressive people…and alot of you are showing me otherwise….come on now…take a step back…and think about what ur saying..or why your even writing it……….wats the point….?
to PeaceNYHelloWAOhsnaps says:
A well educated woman wouldn’t need to use her body as tool rather than her brain and who cares if you make great tips get a job and make some real money that is if you have any other skills other than relying on your body to get you through life. I don’t need my coffee served up with a side of hooker.
to OhsnapsAnonymous says:
chaney = whore. end of story.
to Anonymousrude says:
Wow these girls are beautiful!! just because they where swimsuits at their job make them whores?…
to rudeAnonymous says:
chaneys cool,leave her alone, if she has stds than just wrap it up twice
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
this was right by my high school and me and all my girls would go there all the time…they were relieved when we bought coffee from them haha the coffee is so good too
to Anonymousdave says:
The one on the left is actually ugly.
to daveThe one on the right has possibilities after her 15th birthday.
funny says:
haha these girls are f*ing gorgeous and the one on the right is one of my best friends. She is honestly probably the nicest person I have ever met in my life. It’s so sad when beautiful people in and out are criticized because other girls are jealous! GET OVER IT GIRLS!!! ALICIA IS GORGEOUS! LOVE YOU GIRL!
to funnyf***u*haters says:
you can act like your “best friend” has class and maybe she might be nice, but she lef her class at the door the day she signed up for this job. she goes to work and strips down into some sl*tty costume to give her customer a boner before he leaves for a dollar? lol funny. and to act like there are no sexual ties is hilarious. at grab n go bikini shack, which now owns like 4 or 5 stands now all over, u actually have to consent to showing customers your boobs if they ask for a $20 charge or u cant work there. my friend from high school works there and she’s also worked for others and said its an unwritten rule pretty much at all of them. so either way, any girl doing this for the world to see, on the street, open to children to see, its a sick sick job. GO TO A STRIP CLUB AND ACTUALLY MAKE SOME MONEY AND the public doesnt have to look at your freaky attire.
to f***u*hatersAnonymous says:
“at grab n go bikini shack, which now owns like 4 or 5 stands now all over, u actually have to consent to showing customers your boobs if they ask for a $20 charge or u cant work there. my friend from high school works there and she’s also worked for others and said its an unwritten rule pretty much at all of them”
This isnt a grab and go bikini shack…Sooo…your dumb.
my friend says, that her uncles sisters daughter worked, you should just shut your face. Do you know these girls? I didnt think so….figure it out.
Chaney=a doll
Alicia= not 15
Its funny the time you all put in to hate on cute girls making more money than you do!
to AnonymousThe Closer says:
I used to get laid in the old lakewood stand between customers on slow days.
to The Closerbilly123 says:
i wanna have sex with them
to billy123Anonymous says:
the girls at the cowgirls coffee places make over 700 in tips a day so yeah
to Anonymousgrass man says:
i think this cowgirls expresso is an great ideal i wish they would put sum in TN
to grass mankerrygirl says:
damnn these girls are hott!! dont be hating on them for who they r and what they do the guys who leave stupid comments mean that they r mad cause they cant get a girl like that. and women who leave stupid comments just mean that they want to be like them so stop hating and who wouldnt want to f*ck these hottt girls i am getting off just looking at their pictures
to kerrygirlDave says:
I totally agree. I would make sweet love to both of these gorgeous girls. I love women!
to Dave