Dorcas Like Orcas, But With a D.

Posted in St Louis, The Dirty | July 20th, 2008

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I love Anheuser-Busch, but a tattoo? Seems a bit extreme. Anyway, I am proud to present to you Dorcas. Yes, that really is her name…Were her parents on cr*ck? Rumor has it Chris D*ncan used to nail her like a prisoner on a conjugal visit. She is super hot, but hangs out with Tatouche and all the other STL scum, so that brings her down a bit…

She has major birthing hips. Don’t conjugal visits only last like 5 minutes? Wait, she has an A-Busch tattoo? Sounds a little white trash if you ask me.- nik



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Dorcas Like Orcas, But With a D.
  1. July 20, 2008 at 8:07 am

    Big Jack says:

    She may want to buy a bikini top that fits too. The one she is wearing makes her tits look sloppy. Maybe they are as it sounds like her box is.

    Reply to Big Jack
  2. July 20, 2008 at 9:14 am

    Anonymous says:

    dont her parents own eat rite??

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  3. July 20, 2008 at 9:16 am

    Anonymous says:

    her parents own eat rite dinner…even more hooiser

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  4. July 20, 2008 at 9:17 am

    yo momma says:

    her parents own eat rite dinner….might explain the hooiser

    Reply to yo momma
  5. July 20, 2008 at 10:04 am

    kdub says:

    Dorcas is a name from the Bible.

    Reply to kdub
  6. July 20, 2008 at 11:23 am

    Out of your league says:

    Why do these beat looking skanks think it’s cool to be a jersey chasing ho? This bitch has St. Charles written all over her. Hoosier bitch.

    Reply to Out of your league
  7. July 20, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    troll hater says:

    The girl’s name Dorcas \d(o)-rcas, dor-cas\ is pronounced DOR-kuss. It is of Greek origin, and its meaning is “gazelle”. Biblical: a woman who “abounded in good deeds and gifts of mercy”. Greek version of Tabitha, well used by Puritans.

    To the muppet who posted this, next time try Google you twit. Is that the best you can do? Mock a girl because of her name? Are you still in the 5th grade?

    Besides, she is smokin hot! ;)

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  8. July 20, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    Just Sayin says:

    She’s a bible thumping whore…true story. She is a jersey chaser that snorts Adderall and Coke…hypocrite. She’ll bring out her bible in a bar and preach to athletes then go home with them. Funny because it’s true!

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  9. July 20, 2008 at 7:39 pm

    chris duncan says:

    i may not be able to hit a baseball, but i can hit this anytime.

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  10. July 20, 2008 at 10:19 pm

    Chris Duncan's mom says:

    She slept with Chris Duncan? Welcome to the herpes club! He gets around more than he misses routine fly balls in the outfield.

    Reply to Chris Duncan's mom
  11. July 20, 2008 at 10:57 pm

    Jersey chaser says:

    Grandparents do own eat rite. She also was getting drilled by Anthony Hargrove, some worthless Defensive End from the Rams and now I think Buffalo Bills.

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  12. July 21, 2008 at 8:45 am

    anon says:

    She was actually named after her grandmother… and I find it funny that the people commenting about her recreational activities and dating history are really people who probably ‘claim’ to be her friend when they are in public and then bash her the first second they get b/c they are jealous. But then again, im not surprised

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  13. July 21, 2008 at 9:58 am

    not impressed says:

    Why would anyone be impressed by the fact that her parents or grandparents own Eat-Rite? It’s a greasy dump of a diner.

    Reply to not impressed
  14. July 21, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    Anonymous says:

    yeah anthony hargrove she has kids with him ,I would say she hit the jackpot she knew what she was doing she gets like 15 thousand a month for child support lucky girl hahahahahaha

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  15. July 22, 2008 at 7:03 am

    fact checker says:

    I thought I already addresses this, but to say that she has a kid and receives 15k a month in child support, is a complete lack of intelligence on your part. You obviously have no idea what you are talking about b/c she has absolutely no kids to speak of.

    Again, if your going to develop diarrhea of the mouth, you might want to make your information accurate.

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  16. July 28, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Just so ya know…she has no children, no std’s, and no drug problem. She is prescribed adderall for ADHD, but she has tested out as border-line genius. She made a few mistakes by dating the wrong guys, but she has a degree from SLU & is doing pretty good. You all should get a life & quit talking about other people…seriously!

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  17. July 29, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    Springfield Sting Weiner says:

    Yeah you might not see it in his stats but Duncan def. is still hitting some homers. (He pounds pussy…regardless of good or bad)

    Reply to Springfield Sting Weiner
  18. August 3, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    friend says:

    you people dont even know her so you should plobably think about what you say before karma comes and bites you in the asses. you f**king people are just a bunch of uneducated assholes that need to get lives. And by the way Nik Richie is a fag that needs to get a real job

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  19. August 5, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    Laughing.... says:

    Sad part is I am sure most of these comments are her defending her jersey chasin ass

    Reply to Laughing....
  20. August 5, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    dorkassss says:

    this girl is definitely a whore. she USED to chase jerseys. Now she dates a little country boy that she knows she can control. She never graduated from SLU but she likes to tell people that. She SAYS she is doing well for herself but is a shot girl at Al Hrabosky’s. Way to go. WHORE

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  21. August 6, 2008 at 7:54 am

    Laughing.... says:

    borderline genius…i would work at al hrabosky’s if i was borderline genius too

    Reply to Laughing....
  22. August 7, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    also laughing says:

    its sad that you people have to talk bad about someone to make yourself feel better…. it must be terrible to feel so jealous of someone that you have to try to put them down on here… amazing

    Reply to also laughing
  23. August 12, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    TheyAreAllJokes says:

    Dorcas’ family does not own eat right! I have known her since elementary school…. Her parents spent most of her childhood doped up on drugs and in jail!

    Reply to TheyAreAllJokes
  24. August 12, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    TheyAreAllJokes says:

    To correct some of the info…. Her grandparents own 1 franchise of EatRight… Thats not even great. He is a coke head for a fact…. but she likes to keep it under the table and she doesnt have kids. She just has a really loose clam!

    Reply to TheyAreAllJokes
  25. August 14, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    weellllll known fact says:

    i dont know about her parents but i can tell you for a fact that the girl gives fantastic head. whoooops. did i just let the cat out of the bag?? of course not everyone knows this girl is a skanky hrabosky hoe. quit tellin people ur a bartender b*tch…you are nothing but a tupid shot girl. GENIUS

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  26. August 15, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    RUSerious says:

    hahaha whats wrong did she dump you or steal your boyfriend??? pathetic pathetic pathetic

    Reply to RUSerious
  27. August 18, 2008 at 10:53 am

    Duncanasty says:

    chris duncan has a small penis. true…seen it. almost laughed outloud

    Reply to Duncanasty
  28. August 26, 2008 at 11:27 pm

    Not yours says:

    I knw her and her sis..they actually are pretty cool ass people…but yet i havent seen them in years..funny this name caught my eye and i knew it had to be her..lmfao!!!

    Reply to Not yours
  29. September 14, 2008 at 7:08 pm

    J-dizzle says:

    This website sucks! Although most of the info maybe true; it is soooo sad that people have nothing better to do than make other people look and feel bad! You should all worry about yourselves and stop obsessing over what other people do in their personal life! LOSERS!!!!!

    Reply to J-dizzle
  30. November 27, 2008 at 11:45 am

    The diggs says:

    I heard that she has to wear butt diapers because she has anal seepage from a Rams player poundin out the gaper…class act

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  31. December 19, 2008 at 12:41 am

    uknowme says:

    My brother went to HS with her back in like 2000…she’s actually really sweet and I think she’s gorgeous. Why is it ur business who she bangs?? You’re just jealous.

    Reply to uknowme

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