DIRTY ARMY: This dude gets drunk at a party and brings his motorcycle into the living room and burns out the tires. This is going to be a rough stain to get out in the morning.
Dude, “ASSLICTION” what is wrong with me. Why didn’t I think of that earlier in my youth. I am so mad at myself right now.- nik
(ASSLICTION=AFFLICTION)
Family Man says:
Absolutely genius. Afflication is definitely worn by ass lickers, so the new name fits perfectly
to Family ManDetroit says:
Seriously what the hell is wrong with people?
to DetroitZen Wizard says:
This is why, “Investing in real estate and letting the ‘highly responsible tenants that you always tend to find’ pay your mortgage for you” is such a great idea.
to Zen Wizardtug n rub says:
what a f*cking loser. i guess this makes him cool now after so many years of trying? i think the trash factor in philly is being heavily understated thus far, we need to bring more of it to light!
to tug n rubdouchetastica! says:
this ass clown deserves a good rodgering!
to douchetastica!TheSisters says:
House is probably in foreclosure! I have seen so many foreclosure properties with crazy stuff like this done to it, I just don’t get people!
to TheSistersLeroy Jenkings says:
I’m guessing this house was being foreclosed on and they were just trashing it.
to Leroy Jenkingsturd says:
What a homo. He thought he was so cool, but when he wakes up in the morning he will realize once again that he is a waste of sperm. his mom should have definately taken that load in the mouth.
to turdwvuamj says:
How much do you have to drink to think this actually might be cool. I would bet my bank account that is not his parents house. I am lucky to have a good tenant in my rental.
to wvuamjJackKerowackoff says:
And then he gets a high-five for his “awesomeness”…
There are really no words for this.
to JackKerowackoffCat says:
What a fricken idiot. Man the “cool” things kiddies do these days!
to CatTwo Days Later says:
Who’s lamer The Asslicker or his friend left hangin’
to Two Days Laterthe betterest says:
Just another attention whore ass squid…
to the betterestnice gixxer tho
Naggers says:
Pure faggotry, it’s no surprise to me that this kid is on a GSXR, with his Jesus Joggers in full effect. Ho. Mo.
to Naggersfart says:
ohhh man the whole time i watched that i was hoping he was gonna slip and the bike shoots threw the window/wall. damnit!! disappointment!
to fartALEXICO says:
was anyone besides me hoping he would have taken off and crashed hard core? he had sandles on with a sport bike…this guy is a s.q.u.i.d = super quick usually instanly dead (lil sportbike acronym)
to ALEXICO20K-MILLLIONIARE says:
HE PROB DIDNT PAY HIS RENT.. LIKE THE DOUCHE BAGS I HAD TO KICK OUT. THEY LEFT ROTTING MEAT IN THE HOUSE. AND SPILLED BONG WATER ALL OVER THE WALLS… HE MUST BE A GAY!!!
to 20K-MILLLIONIAREel DirtyO says:
Is that how you get chicks in the 909?
to el DirtyOCLEAN says:
wow that is not smart at all. looks like it took a couple shots, there a couple burns there already on the carpet. hope mommy and daddy will be happy to pay for replacement carpet l8r!
to CLEANTJ says:
I hope they all died from carbon monoxide poisening
to TJsidler says:
I just jerked off to that. Sorry.
to sidlerPDiddy says:
Did anyone notice how cool he thought he was after he did that??
to PDiddyQuill Bodied Wulff says:
WOW almost deserves a Darwin Award, unfortunatly he still lives though
to Quill Bodied WulffLuddite says:
I was hoping for the same ending as TJ. Next thing we see is the Coroner’s office zipping them all up in body bags.
to LudditeDirty Geek says:
I’m having a hard time deciding what looks more stupid. His face or what he does.
to Dirty GeekAtrevida says:
what an effin IDIOT
to Atrevidateam dan quinn says:
thats fred reeva and he lost 60lbs of breast fat.
to team dan quinnMe says:
His mom is gonna be pissed.
to Med says:
thank god I live in san diego and not up in orange co w/ all of these white trash morons living off daddies depreciating dime.
to dUCSBboy says:
That’s some stupid white trash shat!
to UCSBboyAmerica! says:
At least he was not out on the open road!
to America!America! says:
At least he was not out on the open road! Drunk!
to America!Gobo says:
Just when one thinks they’ve seen it all… another dipsh*t shows up and totally redeems the definition of moron. This dude is seriously fuked up in the head.
to GoboDevchonka says:
…….And what is mom going to say about this? i bet you anything thats his parents house and he lives in their basement…!
to DevchonkaChitownsundevil says:
I’d kick his ass out of principal
to ChitownsundevilElle says:
Oh yeah REAL COOL, I still can’t get passed the fact that this cluster fcuk is wearing FLIP FLOPS. It almost made me forget the fact that he owns What idiots that wear ASSFliction shirts “Think” is a motorcycle.
GET a REAL BIKE PAL!
to Ellerick shaw says:
it’s great to see that this herpes-carrying leech who can’t pay his interest-only mortgage on a single bedroom, 700 sq ft ranch house is trashing it w/ what i can only assume is his big brother’s tricycle w/ and engine. f*ck this guy, i’m sure he’s no stranger to banging dudes when the moment strikes.
to rick shawDave says:
that douche lives 3 blocks from me
to Dave