THE DIRTY ARMY: This is THE biggest douchebag in the city of Scottsdale in the last 10 years and I don’t know if I have ever seen him on this site? Are you kidding me! He used to own a magazine and is a promoter. This guy is like Lotenberg and Durkee combined!
Who is he? What is with the same face?- nik
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When I see pictures like this, it tells me that the person in question needs dental work. Take it from a Pittsburgher, where seeing people with missing teeth or rotten teeth is commonplace.
Good ole ivan does anyone know what he is claiming to do this week.
His name is Ivan, he is the KING of douchebags.
This douche looks like he walked off the set of Charles in Charge circa 1988. What a fag. And he has same face cause the camera always shows up when he has a load in his mouth. what a tool.
total douchebag. always acts like a tough guy.
so is this guy a true jersey import, or just a wannabe? let me guess, he claims he’s “connected”? this guy looks like a total momma’s boy f*g who has nothing to offer the world other than the enjoyment of knowing that this useless tool will die alone and miserable one day.
The Mayor Of Toolville has arrived! Welcome Mr. Mayor
Your e-mail was right, this is the King Douchebag, what took you so long to put him on blast?
I think everyone should start learning from these so called Douchebags…look at the girls they’re typically with – hot, hot…
Remember: Envy breeds hate and name calling…if that weren’t the case you’d just move on, do your own thing and not be so concerned about others….
Wow he is cool the 8,000 guy to be with Paris!!! He looks like he has a STD!!! Dirty Boy!!!
SO what this guy met paris at a party, and he lies to girls so someone will hang out with him. The blonde in one of the above mentioned pictures is janice use to cheer for the suns. but who cares that somone feels bad for this poor pathetic soul.
Mrs. Nik Richie, what do u know about him?
A. you can see the picture was taken at a very busy venue.
B. i was at suede when he ran up into jamie foxes table when he was here filming a movie.
C. Anonymouse I like how you hide your name which makes me believe you are the douche in the above pictures.
D. I have seen this kid out before. So shut your pie hole.
NIce eyeebrows you FAG!
of course he met Paris Hilton. you could too if your dad was Jon L*vitz
whudup pimp
I was in vegas for the opening weekend of rehab and this guy was in my room next to me hitting coke from fri night till monday morning. I dont think he slept a wink. I saw him wandering the hallways at wee hours of the mroning looking for his room. Crazy guy
judging by the trina tarantino necklace paris is wearing, i’d say this pic is a few years old. Nicole Richie hasnt had pink hair & chubby cheeks since the first season of the “simple life” newer material por favor
Yeah these are pictures from when Paris and Nicole were doing the simple life.
Those Photos are shopped… Look at the line in his jacket and then look at the similarities between the Richie photo and the Paris Photo
Note to self, this guy photoshopped those pictures…
These photo’s if you look close enough are actually fake….really really fake….nice editing skillz…i will submit a picture to nik of similiar nature..
got any coke Ivan ????
thats my lil brother Ivan……..dont we look alike ?
IVAN SURE LIKES TO HANG OUT AT AFTER PARTIES<
Not smiling cuz I’m sure his teeth are all crunky too
why does this douche look like he has sunburned cheeks and food stuck in his mouth?
where are his eye lashes!! haahaahaa
Ive seen this picture, its on this guy Chris’ myspace. hmmm stooolllennn
This guy looks like he’s Rodney Dangerfield’s son. Can those eyes bulge anymore?
HAHAHA
Actually this guy is in “telesales”. He works for a bunch of deadbeat dads who run an office in downtown Snottsdale and brag about how rich are they but both of them still don’t pay child support. Fortune 500 anyone? Ivan himself has no kids but behaves like one and he screws underage girls.
That’s Ivan! He brags his blue eyes aren’t contacts and screws ever stripper in Scottsdale. Everyone he thinks likes him so much actually say he is dirty as hell behind his back. It is sad that he thinks everyone likes him! Such a Scottsdale regular…I am surprised he hasn’t been on here sooner. I feel bad that all he does is get drunk every night and think people actually like him. It is kinda pathetic and sad.
I think he kinda looks like a fat parakeet.
how do you know this about the strippers?
To the poster who says he’s in “telesales”. You are right. He is a scam artist. He spends his day ripping off old ladies for their life savings. He drives around in rental cars because he cant afford to buy one. And has herpes.
John Luvitz! OMG, so funny.
I know about the strippers and I know about FOrtune500. A bunch of homos.
This guy should be part of the dirty army for sure. His friends Ryan and Matt should also be drafted. The are just the dirtiest telemarketing, bottom feeding, deadbeat dads. They are poor, slimy and trashy.
Ivan is a fag and so are all his friends. if you ever meet any of them beware. They are all filthy and disrepectful to everyone. They think they’re the hottest and richest closers in Scottsdale with their Assliction hats and Seven jeans.
You don’t even know the half of it. I had a kid with one of those losers. I won’t say which one. Biggest mistake of my life.
This douche never owned a magazine just played the card! Hahaaa.
That is Ivan..New Jersey transplant- or was he from stanton Island- same difference-He is not a promoter nor does he own a magazine. He was a telemarketer and was fired. He has a bad problem with Drugs, and Drinking but doesn’t want to admit it. He calls our Agency everytime Tommy Lee is in town wanting to know if he can hang with him- NOT. there are over 1000 AA meetings a week in AZ, and about the same for CA,NA.. Get help IVAN- and get honest.
he takes it in the ass from Ryan.
For the first time i’m speechless, I don’t know if i want to cry for him or LMAO and write me own stories…. GOD i’m so torn
Haters! Ivan is the best butt licker west of the Mississippi and was nothing but nice to my friends and me….
Yes it’s true… everything about him is true. He is a liar, a sleaze and a walking STD. His friends are trash. They are a bunch of Assliction loving, Escalade driving, 30k millionaires. Beware!
Even Phil left this guy because he was suuuuuuuuuuuuuccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a deuch!