Tony Fag
EMAIL: Nik, this guy is always cruising around Rush street and the Viagra triangle in Chicago in his old as Ferrari with yellow pinstripes. He can also be seen walking the beach by Castaways in his tight biker shorts. He is always solo and big on color coordination. Heard his heroes were uncle chuck and the singer from Twisted Sister.
DIRTY ARMY, let’s play a fun game. What CD do you think this SHIM is listening to in her Dirty Ride?- nik
**DIRTY ARMY PLEASE GET MORE PICTURES OF TONY FAGS. THANK YOU!
Jessica Simpson- Her gay New Country CD.
“The Lion Sleeps Tonight”
Sammy Hagarr i cant drive 55!!
burned her own cd at home.
‘Power of the Babe’ by David Bowie
I Can’t Drive 55
the song is -I’m coming out- diana ross
“I’m a Barbie girl… in a Barbie world…. life in plastic, its fantastic….”
Ps I should go hang myself for know that!
oh he may be gay , but you CANNOT hate on that car ” his old as H*ll Ferrari” that ride is tight . thats like saying a gullwing mercedes is old and ghetto .. classics stay classic always … him not so much
I forget the name of the song, I only heard it one time. But it is the song about that guy who likes to lick pickles – I think its by the rusty trombones
Im guessing either Queensryche or Def L Pyromania
Barry Manilow
Coppa Cabana
The dude is gay but the Ferrari is not old. It is at least a 360 and it looks like it may be 5 or 6 years old and it would still go for $160k or more which 99% of people still can’t afford…
“Workingman’s Douched,” by the Grateful Douched.
360 Spiders are sick as hell. Arguably better looking than the 430. If you are calling it old you are clueless on cars. What do you drive OP? Lemme guess a really cool Scion TC.
Fast Car by Tracy Chapman… he/she relates with Tracy Chapman because nobody knows if he/she is a boy or girl either…
Lover Boy’s, “Everybody’s Workin’ for the Weekend.”
Foreigner (1982) “Dirty White Boy”
this is not a joke, and I am not trying to be funny. I have never met,nor have I ever even seen this guy. But I know for a fact, that one song, and one song only ever plays in that car : “Its Raining Men”
Two words……..White Snake
Not sure, but I bet that Metalhead plays it every sunday at the Ranch
WHAM
loverboy – workin for the weekend
“Don’t Stop Believein’”!!!
probably some gay ass techno or raver music that old trouts are constantly playing out here in Los Angeles…Come out here Nik!!!
“Land Down Under” by Men At Work
van halen eruption
I saw this guy yesterday rollin through the Viagra Triangle and on Michigan ave. I think he was smoking a pipe or bowl too. I could really tell
The Ferrari was fine, until that classless douche hired some day laborer to slap on the tackiest, most hideous pinstripes I’ve ever seen on a car. Way to ruin a gorgeous automobile, that’s even worse than Kevin Doucherline having brake calipers custom made with his stupid last name on them.
toni toni toni has done it again
scorpions – “big city lights”
Pour some Sugar On me.
White Lion
Certainly not an old Ferrari – original poster is an idiot.
“Lifes Been Good” – Eagles
Here I am…….ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!!!
It’s Raining Men…Hallelujah!!
That guys seriously patrols for chicks, standing next to his car outside of bars on rush. I am so glad to see him again, he is the first thing I thought of when Dirty opened Chicago
Quiet Riot “Come on Feel the Noise” or Twisted Sister “Bang Your Head”
he has a group on facebook called “i wanna be the hot wheels guy”
Flock of seagulls…without a doubt.
def leppard pour some sugar on me
Stroke me —- Billy Squire
“What About Love” by Heart, or “We Built This City” by Jefferson Starship or anything by Celine Dion…..
Theme Song from Magnum PI
“Afternoon Delight” – Starland Vocal Band
That’s the lead singer of the old 80′s hair metal band, Giant. If not, he’s the splittin’ image. Dan Huff is his name.
Theme from Miami Vice
Turn Up The Radio – Autograph
I’ll go with “Final Countdown” by EUROPE….
Or “Mr. Roboto” by STYXX……perhaps John Tesh.
Who knows-
Holy Diver — DIO
“Sweatin’ To The Oldies” by Richard Simmons (who is also his stylist).
damn hes rich i wana meet him
wht bars he hangs out at on rush?
HAHAHA! i saw this rod stewart wannabe lifting old school weights near castaways!
“If you’re horny,
Come do it…
Ride it,
My pony”
I saw him driving by my place on Schiller. He grinded the gears to I Can’t Drive 55.
I am thinking “The Final Countdown”!!
I have lived here for 4 years and see this Rod Stewart-look a like all the damn time when I’m down in the Gold Coast. He always runs in this too-short yellow shorts, with his saggy man-tits flopping around.
This is both disappointing and really exciting.
no cd…8 track
rhianna-umbrella
IF YOU THINK I’M SEXY, AND YOU WANT MY BODY, COME ON BABY LET ME KNOW!
He’s gotta have either the soundtrack to St. Elmo’s Fire or REO Speedwagon Infidelity 8 track
George Michaels-Jitterbug
George Michaels – faith
Its raining men
I’m Too Sexy – Right Said Fred
“Im too sexy for my shirt”,”im too sexy for my car”
StevieG,Twisted doesnt do “bang Your head”Its Quiet Riot and the song is “Metal Health”,,,just an observation.
Fag force Five – “Dude” Look it up!
Girls Just Want to Have Fun! They just wanna they just wanna!–Cindy Lauper
This guy is nuts. i lived downtown for a few years and would see him weekly driving around like a idiot.
Poison
He is totally listening to Van Halen….more than likely, “Jump”.
Gag. The 80′s called… might as well go hang yourself since they don’t want your ass back.
Why do old men feel the need to keep it ‘old school’? Perms are so 1981.
** I have to give you credit on the called and don’t want you back! great line!- nik
“Crocketts theme” from the Miami vice soundtrack
This guy doesn’t have a CD player, he only rocks the cassette tape and yes, it’s single. You know the kind that used to come in cardboard cover. The song, “Stroke Me” by Billy Squire.
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Alphaville- Forever Young; for sure a pillow biter
Definitely… Winger – She’s Only Seventeen
kim carnes ‘betty davis eyes’
Naturally Rod Stewart is listening to one of his own jams.
My guess is “Forever Young” (on repeat).
Def Leppard Hysteria on cassette
Since all the girls are saying “NO” he has to be listening to the 70′s band “YES” hoping they will change their mind
“I Know What Boys Like”
Wham!
Panama !!
“Me So Horny”
White Snake, I’ve seen him around and have heard it blaring. Everything that was written is on point. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was related to Richard Simmons.
Obviously, “She Bangs” by William Hung
I saw this guy jogging down Michigan Ave in biker shorts and a tank top. The next day I saw him rear end a cab with his 360. Douche!
dancing queen
HAHA OMG That Guy Lives In Oak Park. He Is Not Always Alone. He Is Sometimes with his wife who also has that same hairstyle. Lmao
I can TOTALLY see this guy blaring “Walk 500 Miles” by the Proclaimers. haha what a douchetard
hahaha this homo cruises rush street like he owns in with no shirt and gold rims on that broke ass ferrari
Rod Stuart….”IF you think im sexy come on baby let me know.”
Somethig by kiss im sure
something by led zepplin.
this tool is my neighbor in the OP, him and his wife look identical.
clown also drives a candy red caddy. candy ass-if you ask me.
john bon joviiiiiiiii
This guy is always around Oak Park, IL getting off the Eisenhower Expressway headed westbound on Harlem Avenue (I-290) and turning North towards Oak Park. Saw him the other day…
“Danger Zone” from the Top Gun movie…
OMG!!!!!!!!!…..He’s a a frequent spray tanner at the tanning salon!!!