THE DIRTY ARMY: Here is a picture of Tony Fags car on Michigan Ave. I swear he put a spoiler and the gold stripes and rims on it, because factory Ferraris do not look like that. It might even be a kit car. He always parks it in the Gold Coast at a Hotel so that he can go “workout” along North Ave beach or Oak Street beach. He is always topless with a fanny pack belt. He does a few reps with 5 or 10 pound weights then power walks. Does some sit-ups. The actual setting up to do the workout lasts longer than the physical activity. Then he comes back to the car in the middle of the Viagara Triangle, still shirtless, and stands by his car doing stretches. Then people take pictures with him and his car because he’s a douche. He’s been doing this for years. Supposedly he owned a club and it burned down under suspicious circumstances. $$$. He goes by different names such as Sammy Hagar, Rod Stewart, David Coverdale….
Tony Fags, keep it up! You are on the fast track to becoming a DIRTY Celeb. I’m going with fake on the Ferrari. Final Answer. Something about it just doesn’t look right.- nik