EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: Shaq is Going Green or Blue Convertible

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Dirty Rides, Scottsdale, The Dirty | August 4th, 2008

I can’t believe he can even fit in that DIRTY RIDE! Shaq just purchased a SMART CAR. Doesn’t he know that the chance of survival in that golf cart is zero in an accident. A 30k Milli used BMW would crush that 45 mile to the gallon machine.

**Also See:

Shaq Attacks Kobe: You Ruined My Marriage!

Imus, Don’t Worry Shaq is Worse Than You **Update: Kobe’s Response**

The DIRTY ARMY at TMZ.com- The Shaq Saga Continues

SHAQ SGM

Tags: shaq, shaq smart car, smart car



Leave your comment

16 Dirty Comments

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: Shaq is Going Green or Blue Convertible
  1. August 4, 2008 at 11:54 am

    Assman says:

    That’s all he can afford now that his wife has divorced him… Kobe wins in the end you big prick.

    Reply to Assman
  2. August 4, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    Lame says:

    Nice photoshop.

    Reply to Lame
  3. August 4, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    MWW says:

    I think this is a really cool move by Shaq…he could have anything he wants but goes with something a bit more practical…

    Reply to MWW
  4. August 4, 2008 at 12:43 pm

    DTM says:

    They are actually remarkable durable and impact resistant, though I am concerned by his giant melon sticking out the top.

    Reply to DTM
  5. August 4, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    Anonymous says:

    actually they have better crash test ratings than a full sized truck

    Reply to Anonymous
  6. August 4, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    MWW is stupid says:

    you idiot, he already has everything he wants. he already has multiple cars….stop to think that this may be a PR move because of the rap song he did a couple months ago. this car is hella cheap and he probably thought it would get him some good publicity and would get the public talking about him again.

    Reply to MWW is stupid
  7. August 4, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    Dumb slutzzzzz says:

    wow hes’ just really a big guy. Hows is that he can get into it the car? It’s cool he’s is going green although. Really good publicly for the rgeen movement.

    Reply to Dumb slutzzzzz
  8. August 4, 2008 at 1:36 pm

    uncle sams dirty soldier says:

    everyone should pitch in and do something green.

    Reply to uncle sams dirty soldier
  9. August 4, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    Don Mega says:

    That’s probably all he can afford after losing $20 mil in that Mortgages, Ltd. fiasco (I heard a bunch of Suns invested with that dude Coles who offed himself).

    I’m surprised Coles (RIP) and his gold digging ex-Las Vegas hosting wife never made this site.

    Still luv ya Shaq Diesel! (Can we rock, what’s up doc?)

    Reply to Don Mega
  10. August 4, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    leah says:

    kobe aint won dookey snatch!

    Reply to leah
  11. August 4, 2008 at 6:11 pm

    Megadouche says:

    IIHS gave the smart a 5 start crash rating. You tube smart car crash they ran one in the UK into a wall at 65 MPH and the doors still opened yeah you would still go to the hospital but the compartment survived pretty good

    Reply to Megadouche
  12. August 4, 2008 at 8:57 pm

    MWW says:

    Of course it may be a PR move…however, as was stated, it’s good publicity for the green movement and gets people thinking that practicality can be cool…

    Reply to MWW
  13. August 5, 2008 at 6:09 am

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    HE JUST SHOVES IT UP HIS BUTTHOLE WHEN HE WANTS TO PARK IT :D

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  14. August 5, 2008 at 9:50 am

    Bily Bob says:

    What has Kobe (alleged rapist) won in the end?

    Reply to Bily Bob
  15. August 5, 2008 at 4:34 pm

    Doc says:

    They’re Sixes but I keep them clean.

    Reply to Doc
  16. January 4, 2009 at 8:45 am

    Legally-Confused.com | Execellence in Personal Injury Compensation Claims-Legally-Confused.com says:

    Excellent Blog Keep it up and the blog !

    Reply to Legally-Confused.com | Execellence in Personal Injury Compensation Claims-Legally-Confused.com

Leave a Comment

Please do not spam, all messages will be reviewed