Welcome Freshman

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these are incoming freshman who think they are cool. poor colby (left) is embarrassed of her fat and is obviously sucking in. and jessica (right) is a dumb wh*re who thinks shes cool because she goes to raves.
Both these girls need to take as many pictures of their bodies freshman year (clothing optional) at ASU especially in the first 2 months because they are at its peak. ASU men you are welcome for this scouting report.- nik

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128 Responses to “Welcome Freshman”
ERIC B*RKLEY don’t you have anything better to do? btw its max dembow hahahahahahaha
the right one is hot. id take her to a rave..and then home to my bed afterwords…ha
Raves?! I think glow sticks and “E” went out with Sammy the Bull and “Now that’s what I call music volume 83″…sorry, 2005 called and said you’re a FU%^&*in homo!
This picture should be taken down. These girls aren’t college freshmen they are highschool freshmen… as in 14 years old.
girl on the right i like to rave too
i went to electric daisy carnival recently check it out!!
I would tap Colby easy! She is what ASU always want, hot, young, dumb and full of C#M
Nik, no thanks at all for this scouting report. These girls look like they’re 12 and constipated.
take this off right now or i will have you sued!
this is my daughter on the left!
id appreciate it if you take this off right now!!
this whole thing is a joke i think this website should be deleted!
but im serious i will sue if this is not taken off
i know both. they are 14 and going to b highschool freshman. sluts
these girls would be my best friends. you guys are so stupid.
there only freshman. take this off.
They are actually freshman in high school. Not cool.
This site has had a prob focusing on pre-college girls a bit too much lately. I think it’s best we reverse the trend. I like my Dirty legal.
BUT… Someone saying “Take this off or I will have you sued” kind of makes me laugh. So perhaps keep this one on just for good ‘ol mom. As I said though, in the future let’s keep it 18+.
If a bad gap inbetween boobs is called a refund gap..
What is that big gap between her legs called?
Mommy should have been concerned when the boys in the neighborhood were creating and expanding that gap.
do you invent this stuff? same photo is in newport saying they are club whores. nice fake site.
Wow, this is great. I know both of these girls, fu*king hilarious. I was actually supposed to go to the girl on the right’s house that night!
Nik….not sure that it will matter but we hope it does..These girls are 13 and 14 years old and shouldnt be here
**ASU=’s College =’s 18+= post is OK.. SIMPLE MATH!- nik
Except they are not in college….one is 13, the other 14. They are both going to be in 9th grade. Just thought for purposes of good taste that minors shouldnt be shown here
PS
MountainSide = Junior High = 13 years old = post is out of line…ACCURATE MATH !!!
I just know the kids and think that this is in poor taste to say the least
perhaps if they don’t want to be posted on sites ms. condone, you should teach your adolescent children that taking pictures in underwear is not okay… they deserve a timeout, or a b*tchslap across the face. that being said, if they are that old, this being posted, along with the responses, are filthy.
i love these girls to death they are deffinetly the farthest things from sluts actually !
you need to take this off now
these girls are nothing near sluts.
they were just taking pictures and who ever saved this to there computer to put on this stupid website was obviously not thinking for there safety.
if you could take this off.
this isn’t funny and actually immature of the owner to make up a site about this.
thanks. (:
they are underage, underage for what? the army? they aren’t exposed, what do teen stars do when paparazzi shoot them and they are in mags
there is no law you gotta be 18 to be on a webpage, clothed.
morons
and mom you should be ashamed of yourself
for all you saying that nik is an asshole, immature, etc for posting this because they’re underage.. You’re the dumbass because the post clearly says they are going to asu, so as far as he knows they’re legal. Plus they’re not naked so they don’t even need to be 18
hahaha, your welcome for putting your daught on mrs.condom
so i dont think the girl on the right has a big enough push up bra on. what a sk@nk. how old are they again? like 13? this is just pathetic.
i think i know the one on the right.
shes a f#cking whore. (or at least pretends like she is).
and haha your right she wears like really small bras to push up her “lack there of”
& mom, maybe you should worry about her running around in bras and panties and these kind of things wouldnt happen?
jessica is one of the sweetest girls ive ever met & shes not a slut at all to let you know so idk what your talking about ive known her forever
take this off shes a good girl she doesnt deserve this
JESSICA IS NOT A WHORE WHAT SO EVER SHES SOOOO NICE
you should deffinetly take this off
i know these girls really well and they deffintely are not whores or fat !
you need to take this off
whoever put this on obviously doesnt know these girls very well
cuz they aren’t sluts & aren’t fat!!!!!
wow you are dumb these are my best friends
and they are NOT sluts
& colby is not fat
take this off
i love both of these girls they are not sluts
who took the picture? was it the mom? if these girls are going to take pictures like this…come on now, can you really blame people picking it up and making fun of it?
these girls post this stuff on myspace or where ever, and they wanted one thing only and that’s attention. only…they expected good attention. however, when you when act like a slut (and yes that is “acting like a slut”) or dress like a slut and then take pictures of it…you are going to get attention…and it won’t be good. you post pictures online…they will never disappear. these girls shouldn’t be doing this if they are truly 13 or 14. and if they are…
mom should have more supervision over them…good job, mom. and i don’t want to hear the bs about “i can’t watch my kid 24/7″. no you can’t…you raised that thing and that thing should know better and have better morals. apparently, you skipped the moral parenting class when you raised them. i guess you’ve never heard of grounding or anything like that. i’m sure your daughter walks all over you.
and for everyone saying their safety as been compromised because of THIS SITE or that this picture needs to be taken down, or that the comments are right if the ages are real. um, excuse me, but sorry it was free reign the day those girls put that picture on the internet.
These girls are only going to be freshman at desert mountain highschool Nik
You should take this post off..these girls are too young
so pretty much all of the comments that say “jessicas not a whore i love her, colbys not fat”, are jessica (right) and colby (left) trying to make them feel better about being dumb f#cks and putting this picture on the internet and not getting the good reviews they thought they would get.
& i definatly agree with whoever this just wondering person is.
you kids are idiots.
TOTAL F@CKING WHORES.
wearing too much make up to make up for lack of clothes just makes you look dumb. this is the definition of trying too hard. wow. hahahaha.
dude nik what the h%ll why would you aprove this picture its not funny at all
jessica and colby are not sluts so kelly shut the f^ck up you dont know them
wow your dumb im best friends with these two girls and thats not true about either of them
whats up with this
this is the biggest lie i have ever heard
just letting you know that that isn’t her mom.
& i know her mom really well, and she probably has seen this and is working on getting this off.
so nice try being a mom! (:
definitely leave it up hahahaha. these girls had it coming. what did they expect to happen with their whore pictures?
all the comments saying jake brian blake ryan and so on…yeahh still them.
theyre not so cute when the tissues come out and the makeup comes off.
so the girl on the right is my best friend.. although she treats me like sh!t. i think you should take this off. theyre only 13.
hahahahah
they 13 and freshman in highschool
aw.
they try so hard.
stop telling him to take it off obviously he isn’t going to and he never does for people who waste their time commenting the same picture and saying take it off! your dumb and he obviously isn’t going to. hahaha
why spend your time commenting this picture this website is a waste of time
hahahah you are all weird @ss people stop looking at little girls they arent in college dumb f%cks
What a perfectly good waste of brain cells….ASU definitely seems like the guys there are a few sandwiches short of a picnic…yes, once again AZ can be proud of this years crop…nothing but some fatty sitting behind a computer screen, pretending to stir the pot…didn’t do a thing for me, I like my girls legal, and these girls definitely aren’t. Whoever you are that did this, the girls are probably laughing at the whole thing while you get your rocks off, so fatty girl/boy without a life, practice the push away diet, hoist your big pimply butt away from the computer and get back to your bagboy/busboy job….Schools starting soon, don’t forget to to put the mirror on your show in the lunch line…every time you go through there’s another skirt to look up SICKO.
I still can’t get over the fact that the perverts live next door and really aren’t in downtown PHX…there right there sitting in their dark little stinky rooms, wasting time, instead of just going into the bathroom with their Hustler Magazine, and do what most insecure mindess boys do…Gotta Love It.
Are you really as hot as some stalkers say you are, or are you just a grownup with a little boys brain and body…probably the latter. Your the one that probably has the hots for these “17 or less will get you 20″. Little pitiful man, no big girls want you or your twelve year old weenie..sucks, it’s in the genes you know,literally, bet your daddy is tiny too!
Stop staring and most of all stop playing with yourself. Don’tcha know you’ll go blind. Five finger Sally can be a b*tch if you don’t please her. You and Nik should have a circle jerk
who ever put this up did you a favor nikkie boy, don’t think anything else on this sight has ever received so many comments…poor old girls are really going to have their hands full with the newbies coming to knock them off the block
ASU PARTY+THOSE GIRLS= ME GETS LAID IN THERE DORM
ahahahhahahh their definitely freshmen in HIGH SCHOOL at DESERT MOUNTAIN. what sluts.
those girls are f*cking freshmans in highschool hahah stupid sl*ts
i hooked up with the one on the left that night!!!
thats awesome, once at hers and once in my car…
shes a total slut! but hey, good for her
Sorry Lori
i was there when this pic was taken we were just having fun
whats with this site and trying to hurt people its so dumb to do this
& guess what person i dont do anal thats so weird ahahah but okay sweetie
& idc that i was put on here cuz all of that is a lie so say what you want i dont mind i dont get hurt easily & you can tell me who you are and i still wont hate you
& whoever you are you must be sooo sweet to try to hurt us like that but sucks cuz it didnt work cuz all you did was lie about us but w/e
COLBY IS A F*CKING FAT DUMB SH*T FACE! wow your an ugly bi*ch face. hahaha why are you in a sports bra i mean i am like throwing up in my mouth this is disgusting i mean jessica is skinny but colby get your fat ass out of here. your nasty! ahahha i went to school with them but nice try they are incoming freshman in high schoool ahahahha! FAT B*TCH! ahahha fatassss!
dude everybody needs to get over it. and hey lori, if you want it off so bad then why dont you tell your fat ass daughter to stop putting whory pictures up on myspace. she is 14 fat and gross. nice daughter huh?
ahaha nice try lori. your a psyco bi*ch and kelly you are my HEROOOOO!
someone should post the picture of kellys tiny boob hanging out of her bathingsuit on her myspace on the dirty hahahaha.
k thanks.
Jessica, no one likes you in AZ
id start looking into out-of-state tutition or go to UofA or something?
your ugly!
jess ILY
your amazing and dont listen to any of these ppl who dont know anything about you but say ur a complete slut!
this is the weirdest site!
theres something wierd looking about the girl on the right..i just cant place it..like her stomach is wierd or her hair or something..
her bangs are wierd looking.
These girls keep writing new names and adding comments saying they are not whores or fat b/c no one else will do it for them!
let them stay on this site, they need to learn not to take pictures of themselves in underwear. its not illegal if they are clothed, just shaming for them. i’m 19 and i’ve never taken pictures of myself in underwear (or at least not posted them on the internet), i don’t know why they aren’t smart and do the same.
okayy these girls are my bestfriends leave them alone theyre not incomin freshman in college there 14 so back offf they arent slutttts
oh if they are 13 and 14 so what its not like these pics show anything bad. and to the mom of the girl, maybe u should buy ur daughter bigger clothes and teach her not to take pics with minimul clothes on and if this pic was on her myspace, then she LIED cause don’t u have to be 16 to have a myspace? so u need to get ur kid in check. and good luck on suing for a photo of ur clothed daughter u moron.
anonymous - i can tell ur still in high school so i will be nice. Its their not there, and yes ur “best”friends are sluts.
ok i admit i did something wrong in this photo and i total like regret it and everything, so i think you should take it off now
you know that those girls and their mom must check this everyday and see what people wrote,
i don’t think i could show my face in public again if i were those two little skanks
they look like they’re 12
and seriously
who the f*ck wears a bra with a sports bra?
Jess even just admited that she was wrong for putting this picture on the web
So come on just take it off its not like they havent see all the comments ppl have said about her and colby. I think that they have been tourtured enough with all the mean and unfair things ppl have said!!!
Unless you are so perverted that you just like looking at 14 year olds!
Just Take This Off!!!
I LOVE YOU JESS
-your other MOM :]
haha i love jessica and colby they arent wh*res at all they just happend to be my bestfriends
&&
colbys not fattttttt!
get a liiifeee!
nice trainer bras you go girlfrannn! (just kidding) you look like idiots
jessica and colby are hot!
you guys must be jealous (:
i love themmmmm!
hey “typical” person..um no. you have to be 14 to have a myspace dumbass so no, they didnt lie. your a f#cking idiot.
haha wow these girls are f+cking ugly ass bi*ches!!! this picture makes me wanna throw up!! NEWS FLASH BIT*HES its called anorexia and you should try it sometime. and jessica i was just about to throw a party cuz you werent going to dmhs but….now i cant have one): and by the way NO ONE likes either of you!! you are fu*king annoying sluts. oh and have fun getting pregnant in freshmen year wh*res. oh wait im not so sure about ’suck it in colbs’ cuz she hasnt done sh*t with anyone. but can you really blame the guys??? honestly. no. and well jess is a different story! so jess why dont you just go makeout with colby cause youve made out with enough girls for 30 lifetimes!!! hey maybe you guys can go to rave together! cause raves are for sl*ty wh*res! and have fun at dmhs with no one but eachother cuz everyone f*cking hates you! love you bit*hes!! hugs and kisses (:
oh wait ‘push up bra jess’. you need one more bra under that sports bra cause 5 isnt enough.
ew this is just disgusting seriously.. you think ur so hot but just wait till highschool and you see the real world
huge push up bras underneath their tops. how embarassing.
hahahaha i find it really funny how colby thinks shes like really cool
hahha and like if you ssee her stand she llooks pregers! oh and everyone thinks your a lesbian!
Mrs. Condon,
You would probably be taken a little more seriously if you used proper grammar and spelling. There is also nothing you can do about this picture or this website
Good luck with that law suit though.
P.S. I had unprotected sex with your daughter.
hahaha drama. sluts take pictures in their underwear…
First of all, the fact that they are 14 and running around raves in their underware is disgusting. Mom you should be ashamed of yourself for 1) letting her stay out all night at a rave 2)letting her go to raves in her panties and bra where she runs around high on E making out with any pedo that she comes across. Don’t believe me? Check out DSI-the proof is there.
Maybe someone should call CPS on this trailer park mom???
Jus sayin…
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA ![]()
this is hilarioouus!
sluts sluts sluts.
i hate you both
colby’s not fat, just a little soft and a lot pale. a nice tan can fix it up
Mrs. Condom: Please call John Edwards (ASAP) to represent you in your lawsuit against nik…He needs the work and is sick of looking at his dying wife…
dont people understand that when they post pictures on the internet they give up their rights to them. its kinda common sense no? when you post a picture in a public domain it becomes public property. good luck trying to sue for something that you have no right to (-:
why are high school prosti-TODS on here this is for real skanks with real STDS or else welcome to the gateway to herps …who knows they proly picked some up by now…waterbras under sportbras say a lot about a loose smelly gina!
Wow, the amount of replies on this post is insane.
colby, suck in a little more. jessica, i think you need
colby, suck in a little more. jessica, i think you need ONE more push up bra.
colby looks like she just farted and she’s trying to hide it! it looks like jessica has a happy trail.
you cann tell when someones a slut when their legs are wide open even when they’re standing (colby)
p.s.
colby your a fat heymen
dudddee. this sh*t is soo funny! ahah and everyone thats says colby isn’t fat, umm newsflash can you see her fat legs and NASTY NASTY body. ahhaa and jessica, well umm i hate to say it but you think i like you and we are biffs but guess what i think you are the nastiest sh*t that has ever walked the planet. like seriously stop trying to hook up with juniors, hahaa they just use you cause you have alcohol and your easyy. ohh and remeber how you always say you gave that random kid he*d last night, ahha well he probablly toke one look at your sick body and almost threw up, obviously he just wanted he*d dumb fu*k. and so colby here we are at you, lets start with the few things i hate about you, your fat, your ugly, your hair is always disgusting, you wear like clothed from goodwill or something like that, umm oh yeah cant keep a secret for your life, no one really likes you they just use you cause your friends with jess and they want to get to her to use her too. your nasty and honestly you eat way to much and you think you got skinnier but you actually got fatter. sorry sweet cheeks. oh hey colby how bout you try to suck in your legs too!. WAIT i almost forgot about telling you not to fart and make nasty noises with your body in public. eww yu sick me out! and then you laugh. guys think your the dirtiest thing ever, hahhaah
love ya bet*hessss
p.s. hey jess stop stuffing. you think your the sh*t but no one likes you, your known as the biggest who*e in desert mountain hunn. easyy sl*t
freshman in highschool maybe. These girls couldn’t be any older than 14… they’re starting young these days…
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Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
girl in the pic your fine post your number and ill hit you up
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