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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Indian Guy Has Panic Attack on Plane
Some nut job has a massive panic attack while on an Air Canada flight thankfully one of the other passengers was smart enough to film the whole thing. Get this guy a sedative!

I would have shot him already. He wants me to – nothing personal.- nik


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  1. August 4, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    passenger says:

    Thank god for noise cancelling headphones.

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  2. August 4, 2008 at 3:20 pm

    Zen Wizard says:

    That must have been a REALLY ENGROSSING “Sky Mall” magazine article that lady in front of him is reading.

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  3. August 4, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    Anonymous says:

    They shoulda just shot him…

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  4. August 4, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    lohansliver says:

    Guy is lucky to be alive seriously, these days people dont mess around on planes

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  5. August 4, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    J Peezy says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. August 4, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    Dumb slutzzzzz says:

    wow wow wow I probably would of had to use one of those emergency exits and I agree with ya nik i would have had to shoot him lol

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  7. August 4, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    True Fact! says:

    Dumb F’N Hindo!!!!! i would have shot a cow then him!!!

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  8. August 4, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    Haaa says:

    I like how he says the same thing over and over again…
    But really, those are scary.

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  9. August 4, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    srote says:

    seriously? i saw this like 6 months ago. old news…..
    i see you took down the post of the guy with the severed head, thank god. i like to eat sometimes while i enjoy your site, not eat and puke. keep up the good work though nik, love your site….

    Reply to srote
  10. August 4, 2008 at 3:50 pm

    Chitownsundevil says:

    Damn Canucks

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  11. August 4, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    Apu says:

    Where have you people been? This happenned to me last year when I was on Air Canada. I have since been put on some meds to help with my problems.

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  12. August 4, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    uncle sams dirty soldier says:

    haha the first thing i wold of thought of is this guy wants out the seat so he can kill us all! TERRRRIIIOOOSSTTT!! AL QUIDA!!!!

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  13. August 4, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    Anonymous says:

    good thing for that guy he was on a plane full of canadians. If that was an American flight he would have gotten the ish kicked out of him. Canadians are pansies. Not one person tried to help that guy getting stabbed and beheaded on that bus.

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  14. August 4, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    theUber says:

    After all those years of saying “How may I help you?” this guy cracked… started screaming “Help Me”

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  15. August 4, 2008 at 4:40 pm

    BURITTOS BELT says:

    if i was that guy in the row up when he started saying he was going to die i would have put him to sleep

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  16. August 4, 2008 at 4:44 pm

    Persian Midget says:

    Nik, you cannot shoot your own father…

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  17. August 4, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    bored says:

    dot not feather

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  18. August 4, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    sidler says:

    I was on that flight…..I guess he was more freaked out about them being out of ice for his lemonade than I was. Damnit Blue. Dirka dirka.

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  19. August 4, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    Just Sayin.. says:

    Maybe he just HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHA FU@#$IN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHA FU$#$%ING PLANE!!

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  20. August 4, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    Pistol Pete says:

    Just give the guy a water for Christ Sakes..

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  21. August 4, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    dervish says:

    If LAPD was on board that guy would have gotten the curry stomped out of him. He would have been saying “please but I am most very sorry I am going to OW! OW OW OW!!!”

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  22. August 4, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    Lame says:

    He is not middle eastern you dumb asses, he is Indian. Stupid Americans

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  23. August 4, 2008 at 8:27 pm

    Boom says:

    LOL! They didn’t do a very good job putting those restraints on him.

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  24. August 4, 2008 at 9:14 pm

    lol says:

    lol some of these comments are f’in hilarious

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  25. August 4, 2008 at 10:42 pm

    uh says:

    JUST SAYIN AND SIDLER.. BAHAHAHAHAAA.. ka dirka dirka mutha fkin snakes on the motha fkin plane nigggg.. bahahaaaaa

    But seriously.. don’t they turn planes around for this crap or what??

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  26. August 5, 2008 at 6:39 am

    head doc says:

    That dune coon would have had to go to sleep. Not sure if I would have shot him. But I sure would have choked him out, then shot him when the plane landed to put him out of his misery.

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  27. August 5, 2008 at 8:37 am

    me2 says:

    Thats how I get when I get stuck in a middle seat also…

    Reply to me2
  28. August 5, 2008 at 9:00 am

    Michelle says:

    Persian Midget Says:
    August 4th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    Nik, you cannot shoot your own father…

    LMAO!!!!!

    Reply to Michelle
  29. August 5, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    Go Go says:

    Apparently he had just watched the Tom Cruise Scientology Youtube video.

    Reply to Go Go
  30. August 5, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    Sarah says:

    Well.. the Indian guy is between two fat guys.. I would react the same way, the video was funny though. “I’M GOING TO DIE… HELP ME…”

    Reply to Sarah
  31. August 6, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    big dick mcgee says:

    that is what happens when you let the dot’s away from their 7-eleven. his brain freeze finally wore off from all the free slurpee’s he gets at work!!!

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  32. September 5, 2008 at 10:03 am

    dt says:

    TrueFact: shut the fck up douche bag

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  33. October 17, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    haha says:

    Wow, I think I would have had a real hard time not walking up & knocking him out! Why didn’t someone at least rear naked choke him!?

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  34. November 1, 2008 at 7:46 am

    8limbs says:

    rnc all day

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