Big Time
Posted in Newport | August 22nd, 2008
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I sent you this goldmine. I have so much dirt on this dork. His ego is on par with the Frog’s. Post this shi*t and let the army get started busting this tool down!
I can’t believe the Dirty Army has let this guy slide under the radar. Another “big time promoter” who books high school bands at the Sand Piper Lounge in Laguna Beach—the biggest dive in the town—on a Monday night. Evidently he booked a few shows for a group of hack, no name comedians and thinks he’s a celebrity. He put this stupid show on YouTube called, modestly enough, The Promoter”, and is trying to make himself a star. Unfortunately the show sucks:
AND the “star of the show” comes across like a little bitch, running around like a low level gopher for some unfunny z-list comedians. Last month, he had his friend con someone at 944 magazine into falling for the hype, and they wasted a whole page on this moron! Please bust this guy down a peg, Dirty Army. He walks from bar to bar around Laguna, bumming drinks off of people with real jobs, and telling chicks he’s on TV, when he’s really on YouTube. His bullsh*t is starting to stink.
What is with all his chins?- nik
truth says:
hey, leave coy alone. he bought me a drink once… in 2001.
douchebag superfecta alert:
claiming to make money as a “promoter”: check
claiming to own his own clothing company: check
claiming to be developing his own reality tv show: check
selling subprime mortgages to black people who can’t afford em: not yet
the sandpiper should know better than to work with this assclown. i always see him in the back playing “burger time” when he should be trying to get more than 6 people into the bar on a monday night…
to trutholdschool says:
Those are some hotties with him. Someone hold me back
to oldschoolJust an astute observation says:
Big hoops ear-rings = Mudshark = Down with Purple Crayon
to Just an astute observationPETER says:
FIRST PIC I SEE MANBOOBS
to PETERlabeenagooch says:
i’ve seen this guy before, his ego is bigger than the spitwad you get in your face after talking to him when he’s all drunk and obnoxious. Don’t believe a word he says, its all bar-babble. You have been ‘promoted’ to King Douchebag in my book.
to labeenagoochPay Back says:
What whorehouse was the top photo taken at? And how many different drugs are those girls on?
to Pay BackPuddleOfAids says:
This guy is such an attention whore I bet he had to post this about himself just to say to people he in on this worthless website. I bet he sat around with his minions drafting this up for hours and then email the link to everyone he knows. I hope this helps the self-esteem, douche bag.
to PuddleOfAidsbusted says:
If he submitted this himself, don’t you think he could find a pic of himself with 3 chicks that weren’t totally hurting? I mean, go to a strip club or something, loser.
to bustedPay Back says:
I know for a fact that he asked someone to post this about him
to Pay Backyour dad says:
you guys are all little girls. find something worth talking about. like your mom.
to your dadUserName says:
Those “hack” comedies are the killers of comedy from the Howard Starn show. Beetlejuice is as A-list as they come. The man trained Ali for christ sake. Huge Star.
to UserName