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Skitzo says:
I want to tittie ef her
to SkitzoKDIZZLL says:
break out da hot glue gun tony. use guys gotta hot melt dat dress to her you know whats.
to KDIZZLLCub Fan Nick says:
And their Limo is bigger than ours!!!!
to Cub Fan NickVenom says:
“This is outrageous and disgusting, I can’t believe she had the nerve to wear white”
to VenomJanelle W. says:
The lyrics to Perfect Gentleman run through my mind…
Just ’cause she dances go-go
to Janelle W.It don’t make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your red shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna elope to Mexico
Called up my mama, said I’m in love with a stripper, yo
Phil Dogg says:
Simon sez raise your arms
to Phil DoggCharlie says:
Why buy that cow when you can get the milk ( and a massive amount by the looks of those!!!) for free!
to Charlietrigger says:
Who wants to catch the bokay!
to triggershortman says:
Honey I am glad that you chose the more conservative dress, for a second there I thought people were staring.
to shortmanJamie says:
I have this crazy hunch that the “something new” for the wedding was her brand new set of +2′s
to JamiePeteChicago says:
Those are fun for the whole family
to PeteChicagoCajun says:
I wonder if she saved herself … for the limo ride.
to CajunDavid Schwimmer says:
“To have and to hold”
to David SchwimmerCaptain of the Crunch says:
Man, some people have no class…
to Captain of the CrunchJust look at the tie that guy is wearing.
HH says:
Her: “oh, my god, we look so trashy holding these glasses!”
to HHdirty d says:
Suck when your dress isn’t finised on time!
to dirty ddirty says:
Killing two birds with one stone: Wear your honeymoon outfit as your Wedding dress…
to dirtylou says:
After paying for the +2s, she could only afford the bottom half of the dress.
to louSlammed says:
Here comes the bride, all bouncy with pride……POP!
That wasn’t the champaign
to SlammedSlammed says:
I wonder what his best man wrote the toast about? hmmmmm
to SlammedAnonymous says:
Where do you get those extra lond pasties
to AnonymousKatie says:
I bet his mom is proud….
to KatieGeorge Jetson says:
something old, something new.
something borrowed, some +2′s.
she’s a keeper.
to George Jetsonnik6 says:
Till Death do us part.
to nik6baba ganoush says:
She must have swallowed the rice thrown at the wedding.
to baba ganoushnobody special says:
“I’m the luckiest man in the world …”
to nobody specialnislip says:
is that a christmas tree farm in the background?
to nislipthe liz says:
Its great to see that wedding crashers come with their own airbags!
to the lizpartytimexl says:
It’s not a white wedding, it’s a white trash wedding!
to partytimexlsupreme_optimism says:
dont you know the golden rule always get your dress sized AFTER you get your +2′s!!!! She’s Polish, her dad invented the Submarine with a screen door…
to supreme_optimismjust me says:
We all know he’s not marrying her for her bubbly personality!
to just meAM says:
This gives “…getting the milk for free” a whole new meaning!
to AMalicat says:
Two limos Sharlita?? Now that’s just bein’ flashy!
to alicatPntyr8er says:
Who’s she fooling with the white dress????
to Pntyr8erCaptain of the Crunch says:
They hired two Chinese Olympic gymnasts for the wedding…
to Captain of the CrunchThe tiny 14 year olds are hiding in the dress under each tit to hold it up and in place.
Angry Blogger says:
bbbbbBBBBBRRRRRUUUUUMMMMMSSSSSKKKKKIIIII
to Angry BloggerCycledude says:
Bonnie, having found out her groom to be f*cked the stripper at the bachelor party toasts the wedding party and leaves in a recently altered wedding dress.
to Cycledudedarmy24 says:
i boob i mean i do i mean titties
to darmy24but really... says:
hi mom and dad!
to but really...WestWest says:
O my god her cannons are eating her dress, run for your lives.
to WestWestriddle me this.. says:
So, her boobs are hanging out but she sure is wearing pure white..
Like a virgin?.. Or not so much?
I have high hopes that she believes in premarital sex.
to riddle me this..billystyle says:
The luckiest guy in the world! Love them big naturals! They will NOT look good after a a couple of kids but get’em while their firm!
to billystylegizep says:
“Ma, move outta the way, i wanna talk a picture of my whore cousin becky”
to gizepthat1b*tch says:
I thought only virgins wear white.
to that1b*tchjojodancer says:
And her mom thinks HE’S a BOOB???
to jojodancerGodseyFather says:
“If we get divorced…. im going to take everything she has… +2.”
to GodseyFatherJoe Dirty says:
pop goes the boobies!
to Joe DirtyWalker says:
I think her nipples decided to elope….
to WalkerThe Short Bus says:
The wedding planner now knows why they asked for a stripper pole to be installed on the dance floor.
to The Short BusWalker says:
Every Bride adheards to the tradition: Old, New, Borrowed, and Blue
to WalkerHer necklace is Old, her +2s are New. Her Dress is borrowed, and his balls are blue…