Don’t worry, he’s not packing

August 18, 2008 Chicago, Donkey Kong, Scottsdale 21 9,234 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: The infamous idiot has out done himself with his latest behavior. Seems this muscle headed dumbass likes to get naked and snap photos of himself with his conquest of the nights cell phone. Then send it out to all his “BOYS” back home to prove what a mack he is. Just one little problem, (there is more than one. see picture number 2). He didn’t know that the camera view field was larger than the camera screen. So D.K. sent all of his friends a picture of his naked ass exposing the naked truth about what Mike is really packing. ”It was the cold water from the shower huh’ Mike?” I guess they don’t make roids for your dick yet. But when they do, Mike should be given cuts to the front of the line.

I guess he really isn’t Donkey Kong.- nik