More Lift
I think you are going to need a lot more lift than that to get your ass off the ground. Judging by those arms I’m going to go ahead and assume you have thunder things down below.
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FAT FAT FAT AND MORE FAT!
I think she should jump off of a tall building and see if she can fly.
she does have some really big arms!
No way I would touch that with my greg or niks
Yeah lets focus on her arms! Because thats what I’m thinking about in my room with nothing more than a bag of corn chips!!
What is that from, a Bridgette Jones’ Diary party, LMAO???
Fat fat fat and more Fat, WATEVA who wrote that 1st msg….. You must be the uglyiest thing going round, clearly you need glasses or your that god dame ugly yourself you are jealous!
Have the guts to write your own name you Looser.
Fat? Seriously? Her arms are NORMAL. Who cares about arms anyway? haha