Date: 2008-07-27, 4:03PM CDT
Craigslist: I am 22 years old, white male, 5’10″, 190lbs, 13% body fat. I want to clean your home for you. I charge only $40/hour and will wash your clothes, clean your home, clean your car, fix your computer, make your bed, run errands for you, yard work, house sit, pet sit, etc. I am willing to do it fully clothed, wearing only some clothes, wearing clothes you pick for me, or wearing nothing at all. I am available after 7pm and before 2am each night. This is not an ad for sex or sexual related activities. Some people enjoy watching other people clean in the nude or enjoy the more relaxed atmosphere it brings. I am very mature and intelligent and can provide a very nice conversation. I am in a monogamous relationship and am gay friendly. Please email if you are interested. Thanks!
WTF? 13% body fat? That is way to much info… when can you start?- nik
JB says:
This is the funniest thing ive read in a while! hahaha
to JBnikisgay says:
ahahahhaahahahahaahahha! Wow i think i just shed a tear…13% body fat?? who even says that?? lol and just a side note for this fruit cake no one would want your ass to clean anything naked…keep ur clothes on buttpirate
to nikisgayAnonymous says:
i like him
to AnonymousSPURS FAN (the real one) says:
he can come clean my house!
to SPURS FAN (the real one)WTF says:
13% per arm, 13% per leg, 13% for keg belly, 13% for fat head, 13% per man boob = 104% fat ?? Dude, your FAT !! need to lay off on the drugs !
to WTFZen Wizard says:
He “had” me at, “clean your clothes.”
Then he lost me at, “conversation.”
Less talkie; more cleanie!
to Zen WizardTawnya says:
U no that there is about 45% body fat!! SOOOOOO NASTYYYYYYY!
to Tawnyakcda says:
Just the tip of the dirty iceberg in kc!
to kcdaphilly cheesesteak says:
well, the camera does add 10 lbs… errr 10%…
to philly cheesesteakSPURS FAN (the real one) says:
SPURS FAN (the real one):
Pretty much knew your cheap-shot ass was going to get me on this one.
to SPURS FAN (the real one)come and get your love says:
lol i like him. thats creative but sweetheart u need to look more like brad pitt for 40.00 an hour
to come and get your loveSPURS FAN (the real one) says:
Hey Prik:
You should call this guy. Not to clean up the used condoms your boyfriend used on you last night, but to help you proofread your stupid statements. It’s not “to much info”, it would be “TOO much info.” The fact you get paid so much money, but yet you are so dumb, gives all of us on here hope.
Glad to help you out.
to SPURS FAN (the real one)Byron says:
How much do you pay for your tricks? What do they look like? Now you can get off your knees and stop dreaming about him. lmao
to ByronSPURS FAN (the real one) says:
Oh yeah, I forgot. He’s “gay friendly.” What are you waiting for Prik? Just make the call.
to SPURS FAN (the real one)eAST sIDE dAVE says:
dude needs to work off some of da FAT!!!
to eAST sIDE dAVEeAST sIDE dAVE says:
i thinnk he suffers from “we tod” syndrome
to eAST sIDE dAVECat says:
Ugh… he looks like a sloppy doofus to me!
to CatDogdick says:
I wonder if he’ll let me pluck his nose hairs while he cleans the dingle berries from my ball sack. You know, some people enjoy this too. I wish he would have been more clear with his ad.
to Dogdickss says:
maybe the last time he measured his body fat was when he was 10
to sssassybeach says:
Man, he’s not even lying down and HIS boobies fall to the side too!
to sassybeachUmm, seriously? says:
It’s too bad he’s taken.
to Umm, seriously?AllWhiteTukee says:
Is it me or does he have 2 belly buttons….WTF?
to AllWhiteTukeesarah smiles says:
i just threw up in my mouth
to sarah smilesCourt says:
WTF where the hell did he find those curtains? and is that….yes i think it is…aluminun foil in the window. Wow and look on his left side it is a 3rd nipple. Man all the good ones are taken.
to Courtnate says:
so what is that? 3 nipples and two belly buttons?
to nateamused says:
You are halarious,I’m being serious, furthermore, you sum up the stupidity of this website perfectly. Thanks for the laugh.
to amusedt-row says:
Ignore all the jealous haters and keep up the good work with your hot sexy self!
to t-rowAnonymous says:
its sad i think i used to know this guy
to AnonymousLondonlass says:
I think he is kinda cute LOL
to Londonlasshouse cleaning marietta says:
hahah hillarious
to house cleaning mariettahouse cleaning service says:
Dude you rule!
to house cleaning serviceAlenaD says:
Sorry, but you’re just too fat and not pretty enough. Hit the gym for about a year and then maybe.
to AlenaDlHarrison says:
Wonder if you would tell the truth to be hired as he did? Do you need to work out at a gym, or do you pay for your tricks? lmao
to lHarrisonMarc Partris says:
The ad made my day. The honesty of his words. No, I have NO desire for him to undress, as I am more into the Michael T. Weiss (The Prenter on TV)… Yet, if this guy had better available hours, I would hire him in a second. Clean my house, help with the computer, go shopping for me, wash my clothes (OMG) …He deserves to be hired, if not by me, someone else. His hours are the only reason I can’t use his services.
to Marc PartrisKennya says:
If you charge $40. an hour, do I get $50. back in change. Don’t give up your day job, if you even have one. If you paid me $40. an hour I still would NOT want you near me. lol
to KennyaJack Hammer says:
13% bodyfat?…is that more or less than ham? Squeeeeeeeal like a pig boy.
to Jack Hammerthedirty.com says:
Nude_male_house_cleaning_service_28kansas_city29.. Awful
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