Ring Ring Ring…Hello Tony, This is the 80′s

THE DIRTY ARMY: Coming back from the beach, look over in the parking lot and see Tags doing his hair in the window of some van and thought na that’s can’t be him. You can imagine how excited I was to see him strut over to his Ferrari. Got this pic in the middle of him organizing his always matching wardrobe and accessories in his “Ferrari, 360 spider” Head to lunch, still talking about the fadouche, we look up and see him jogging with as couple of white two pound dumbells. Hey Nic, Tag’s real SGM?.
Tony, the 80′s called and they don’t want you back!- nik
**Fake SGM, real SGM have black Ferraris.













has he wrecked that thing? why is there such a gap in the hood?
Legs toooooo skiny for me. I like manly sized ones surrounding my head.
cause he was getting something out of the compartment since its under the hood and not the trunk
I DONT KNOW
He is legendary
He knows what it means/To jog along the lonely street of dreams…
Spurs Fan:
That’s actually somewhat funny. Nice job. Sounds like something wetanus would write.
this guy looks happy. good for him. hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Fake Ferrari. It’s a Toyota with Ferrari kit.
Come on!! There is no beach in Chicago! You only got the SHORE!!!
Real Ferrari for sure. You guys are morons. However, what is the background on this guy? I heard he is an x NFL player.
owen wilson has really let himself go
Owen Wilson in 10/yrs…….
Even if that IS a real Ferrari, this jackass has totally ruined it with the cheeseball pinstriping, the hideous spoiler (only a true db would desecrate a Ferrari by throwing on some bolt-on aftermarket crap), and the nasty sweat/geri-curl residue that he’s surely left all over the interior, seats, and driver’s side headrest.
he is an ex-douchebag. oh wait..he still is a douchebag.
he is an ex-douchebag. oh wait..he still is a douchebag.
Rod Stewart called… and he wants his hair back.
This is hilarious! I was on vacation in Chi last summer and saw this guy cruising the “Magnificent Mile” blasting Motley Crue or something like that. haha!
who is tony tag? what’s he known for?
Tony is rocking the White Snake look there. He just need to find that crazy Tawny Kitaen to dance on his hood. Then we have 2 icons that should have been left in the 80′s
Didnt this douche own Butterfield 8?
Desperation; The new scent by Calvin Klein
hahaha that was funny Venom.
this guy OWNS north ave beach xsport daily
This picture was so much better in person…well done pat!!!
I can’t stop looking at it. I love the TOD SGM Tony’s throwin up
saw him drinkin a red bull power walking to castaways last week, wish i would have had a camera
I saw this guy just cruising around rush and division for hours. When he stops at a light he looks at both sides to see if anyone is staring. His ferrari is ruined by that spoiler and the wheels. He is definetly desperate for attention.
Saw this guy yesterday, at first I thought he was a topless old chic…man boobs and hair threw me off…the 80s, what a terrible decade for this guy
This guy is AWESOME. He is a local legend. Red Ferrari (real) and a red Cadillac with gold stripe. Jogs down Michigan Avenue shirtless during rush hour. I made eye contact with him a few times. I love him.
good Lord–I to witnessed the Tagger on Ohio St. His wife? has the same hair—he was totally primping himself—sad buisness
ya i seen tony tag in chicago this past weekend he was driving then parked and i seen him joggin i dont know who the hell he is but he just had me laughin
this guy used to live right across my alley. his son is a wanna be rapper.
T Tag is truly a legend. I cant wait to race him!
I’m more concerned with the guy in the blue shirt. You think the Ferrari Guy is a “fadouche”? This guy looks like he’s on his way back to work at Subway. Quit worrying about Tony Tags and make me a footlong, clown.
Tags is a legend in the Viagra Triangle, me and my girl where running on North ave beach this summer and Tags checked out her ass as we went by… All you douche bags should bow to your king.. I work on Rush St. and see him all the time, usually about 5-10 times an hour.
Thats Bobby Tags BITCH!!!!!! Get it right…..
thedirty.com, ohw do you do it?
Please give this guy some juice…