Same Face Shim Crew
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, dirty intel here with another installment from my spy team. Just wanted to let you know that there is a new gang in the chicagoland area and they are calling themselves the MP’s a-k-a the Magnum Posse! They represent themselves in every photo they take by pushing there lips out like they’re models are something and so do their fake ass members too. Sadly enough they’ve taken their gang sign from the movie Zoolander which is how they get their name and gang sign from, THE MAGNUM!!!! In these photos taken by my intel this is who i believe to be the leader of the Joliet faction and HIS name is Melissa. This could become a serious war between the SGM’s and the MP’s if they get any bigger! Well thats all for now army so beware and put this weak ass gang and their leader out on blast if you see them around.
How scary is her neck! It looks like one of my orange football tees I use to kick 45 yard field goals in my sleep.- nik
Once again it sounds like some dead beat ex who cant get over it…haha loser!!!!
Women in SUVs are the cause of 140% of all road accidents
Why the bra honey? Something starting to sag a bit?
Keep taking your testosterone and finish your last surgery to complete your journey to manhood.
Oh man, I’ve seen this girl all over Joliet. She is cracked out all the time and sells hot cell phones!!
She looks like Brian Urlacher with a blonde wig!!!
I feel really bad for the brunette girl in this photo with the blonde because she looks like a really sweet girl beig lured in by the others fakeness!!
I’d write stuff like this too if I got a DUI driving to pick up my girlfriend from the dudes house she was bangin on the side. Glad to see instead of crying yourself to sleep everynite your now resorting to this. Oh and she is STILL banging that dude on the regular while you whine bout it on the dirty. Get over it Sully!!!
Dang!!
My buddy nailed this chick. All he had to do was off some E.
I have no idea what “off some E” means. Guess it’s crackhead talk.
Anyway, I have to give credit to anyone who can provide the same facial expression no matter the situation. Takes a rare talent.
I dunno why you guys are all hating on her. She was a true nurturer! She would lick my brown eye and and then kiss me immediately after!! It was awesome!! Scat!!
The truth hurts guys. Here we have another loser deadbeat boyfriend pushing the big 3-0 that can’t get over the one that got away. Man up.
Passive Aggressive behavior is so 1999…
yo adam i agree w/you bro! that is her patented move. but did she ever massage your prostate while sucking your dick? PRICELESS!!!!