Tatouche Loves The Youth
THE DIRTY ARMY: Heres Tatouche, better known in STL as Sam, repping his 4’3 stature with some JUNIORS IN HIGH SCHOOL. What’s worse is that these juniors are some of the most ridiculous outrageous girls in the STL. Unfortunately for Tatouche, the girl just to the left of him measures in at a towering 4’9- WITH HEELS. come on Shorty pick on someone your own age. (and i’m lovin the fake louie’s…Tatouche really is nothing but classy, wouldn’t be surprised if he charged those to daddy’s card).
What nightclub is this? Tatouche is probably baby-sitting, nothing weird about it.- nik
This is LURE. The place is a joke.
if he was 4’3 and she was 4’9 in heels she’d look a lot taller in this picture….
how are all these little girls getting into clubs!? where are the cops these days?
tatouche never ceases to amaze!
Ew at the moocows with the fake Louies!
im blasting this sp*ck next time i see him, i am so sick of seeing this f*cking looser on this site hes going down
What idiot wrote this message. He is 4’3″ and she is 4’9″………but everyone in the pic is the same height?! What is this a club for midgets?
Whats with the fake LV purses, dont they know black and brown DONT match?
GO F*CKING FIGURE YOU GET SOME RANDOM PIC OF HIM WITH SOME UNKNOWNS AND NOW HE’S A BABYSITTER. REALLY?!? SO I GUESS IF YOU HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE BORN WEALTHY AND NOT HAVE TO WORK…YOU WOULD SAY HELL NO. YEA RIGHT QUIT LYING TO YOURSELF. SAM THROWS GREAT PARTIES AND ALWAYS HAS A TABLE AND INVITES EVERYONE TO DRINK OFF HIS BOTTLES. SO WHAT HE’S SHORT? WELL I GUESS THAT JUST F*CKING AWFUL OMG! I WISH I WAS BORN WEALTHY AND COULD WEAR EXPENSIVE DESIGNER SHADES AND BUY ALL MY FRIENDS DRINKS. QUIT HATING A**HOLES MY GUESS IS YOU SEE HIM AND HIS FRIENDS FROM AFAR A CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP FOR WISHING TO BE SO LUCKY.
Caliboy – if you notice – everybody else in the picture is bending down at the knees…
Tatouche looks to be trying his best to stand as tall as possible.
I don’t care if he is short. I just want to pluck out my eyeballs looking at those purses. Louis Vuitton is not cool anymore, way too overplayed and most importantly almost every “LV” purse is a fake. It’s so sad, if you’re trying impress someone get a Chanel purse or Hermes. God, what is wrong with these girls. Don’t try to pass off your designer imposter import from China.
Hey WOW, I am wealthy, I haven’t had to work in years. But I don’t wear sunglasses at night in clubs, wear a watch on each wrist, paint my nails, carry a bottle around the club or have to buy drinks for people to have them sit with me. Everyone makes fun of this guy from the owners of these restaurant/clubs to the people he’s buying the drinks for. Its not because he’s short it’s he is a total douche bag clown. This guy might as well be in a circus ring with his outfits.
Lure, …..lol….underage girls…..way to go Trupiano’s….I see sh*t doesn’t change, lol….you’ll be closed in 6 months….nothing new there, maybe try to set it on fire like you did with Rum Jungle!!!
Does this guy only have one bottle of Veuve?
THOSE aren’t fake. at least the the girls in the middle isn’t. Her Dad owns Monsanto.
Kenny Lavitz is what we call him, not tatouche. Yes I do wish I was a born with a silver spoon in my mouth. But…if I were I sure as hell wouldn’t be hanging out in all the dumb ass St Louis clubs with all the dumb ass fake ballers.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA. Most of those girls are freshman in college though…the one in the middle’s dad is the CEO of Monsanto–probably not a fake purse. It was only a matter of time before these pictures showed up here. BUT…where’s AMBER??!!
I sleeps on dat catwalk, and in booth number 5.
I was there that night that picture was taken. Let me say this, i WISH there was a pic of him at the end of the night. Everyone drank ALL his liquor and then left him by himself. He was left standing with that same bottle in his hand falling all over the dance floor ! this guy needs to retire or move to another city !!
HAHA LURE… a new club in STL… which is supposed to be “classy” riiiiiigggggghhhhht. gotta love the 314.
heard this place got tear gas’d saturday night. do the trupianos know that won’t destroy a building and allow them to collect on insurance???
yea LURE… all about fights and trash. Don’t waste your time.
Beansi someone needs to put you on blast! Arty J knocked you out in one punch hahaha
Lure is a big douche hangout! If they did not let in underage, Lure would be empty!
It must make you feel really cool when you have to buy your friends. More underage girls in the clubs, haha what a joke.
I love the ” her dad owns Monsanto ” statement. Sometimes it’s hard to tell what is a joke and what is not. If it’s not…FYI, Monsanto is a publicly traded company on Dow Jones Index. If iy is, very funny.
he owns all the shares, ha, funny stuff. dumb$sses.
by the way, it is f$ckin amazing that he has that same bottle in his hand and shades on in EVERY PICTURE!!! This guy never gets laid.
I bartend at a couple different places in St.Louis from time to time and I can tell you that a couple times ole’ tatdouche has had a credit card not go through because his parents put a limit on his credit cards. Plus knowing the owners of Lure it will be open until XMAS and then it will either go black or will have some sort of accident.
wow is a loser u defend him to no avail. he doesn’t let people drink off his bottle unless he thinks that the chick will sleep with him he gets one bottle of veuve and drinks out of the bottle all night trust me i used to work at lure which is where this pic was taken and that night he was extra creepy as chicks in bikini’s walked on that catwalk he was trying to act all big cause he had a booth in the middle when the week before he walked out on his tab
This guy also is a cheap ass, I pissed him off one night at the end of a night because he tipped like 5 percent on a tab to one of our bottle service guys. So when he was leaving I asked one of his little bottle sluts if he was just as selfish in the bedroom and she started laughing and he got pissed. This was after he bossed one of our bottle service girls around all night. I laughed my ass off.
this dude is a complete joke. somebody should take his bottle and beat his ass with it!
i knockin this sp*ck out cold next time i see him, no more running round carefree sammy your are done!!!!!!!!!
Seems to be a lot of jealous people on here…Sam might flaunt around his money in silly ways such as sunglasses, shiny clothing, and bottle poppin, but if you ever talk to him, he is a VERY nice and down to earth guy. His parents are the nicest people I have ever met and his family is as well. All you people need to STOP HATIN!!! If i had as much money as Sam, I would flaunt around wearing crazy crap too!! hes just living his life so PEOPLE PLEASE GET OVER “TATOUCHE” and put some other guy up on this site. they have nobody new to put up that they put sam on like twice a day. so pathedic. im pretty sure St. Louis has MANY MORE losers with NO MONEY to put on here…………
Seems to be a lot of jealous people on here…Sam might flaunt around his money in silly ways such as sunglasses, shiny clothing, and bottle poppin, but if you ever talk to him, he is a VERY nice and down to earth guy. All you people need to STOP HATIN!!! If i had as much money as Sam, I would flaunt around wearing crazy stuff too!! hes just living his life so PEOPLE PLEASE GET OVER “TATOUCHE” and put some other guy up on this site. they have nobody new to put up that they put sam on like twice a day. so pathedic. im pretty sure St. Louis has MANY MORE losers with NO MONEY to put on here…………
Ok, so I carry the same bottle for weeks at a time and my moms credit card gets declined often. I am still a baller! Look at all the girls I get in pics with. Please stop blowing my cover!
I wish Lure was open when I was in High School…I would have been a regular. Sam is harmless though, okay so he has money and spends it on silly to us things…big deal. What guy hasn’t bought a girl a drink at a club hoping it would lead to more??? Sam can just afford to buy better liquor!
Nik,
When is Tatouche going to put into the Hall of FAME… The D-bag gets put on blast once a week. I nominate him to the Dirty Regulars for representation of the Biggest D-Bag in the Lou. He looks like a retarded wanna be Pablo Escobar midget.
Ya. Tatouche in the Hall of Fame!!!!
Hall of Fame!!!!! absolutely
says-ashley blair and this guy banged ……
thats enough for me.
over and out
I think Sam should try out some new props instead of a bottle all the time. Maybe like a cane one night would be a nice change of pace. Maybe a sceptre for nicer occasions. He would be so tight if he rolled around with a little bag dog like some real celebrities do. I could definitely see him rolling into the club with like a chihuahua in a little Louis Vuitton dog carrier.
I work at LURE. That bottle is empty! We keep it for him in back. He pays us 3 dollars a week to keep it for him, honest!
I hope they don’t clear out Lure with pepper spray this week! That $hit screwed up my fro last week!!!!
Everyone talks about me on this website but truth is I love penis and it tastes so good that’s why I carry the bottle… I am a true fag and love it with any guy. The shades cover my beatlejuice eyes…
That chick that has her arm around that douchebag has slept with half of stl so basically that chick probaly just gave him chlymdia , if he didnt already have it
I’m the girl in the pic…second from the left. The louis are definitely not fake, and I’m in college…definitely not a junior in high school. The club is Lure and this was months ago…get your facts straight.
Tatouche and I only hooked up one or two times! I thought he had a G5. My bad…
ashley blair> you are a sulry dirty gutter chauch with no guile for the things you do. so you slept with charlie murphy? probably date rape.
Don’t hate because I am so hot!