The Rat- DONKEY KONG
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please say it isn’t so. I was at 6 last night and ran into Mikey he had a table and it was stocked with bottles. I walked up to Mikey and started to talk to him and asked how he had bought all these bottles considering he lives with one of my friends and I happen to know that he owes him rent. Mikey then informed me that he had just recently purchased THE DIRTY and because of that “I don’t pay for shit in this town”. Like any good 30k Milli would do I decided to post up at his table for free drinks. Through out the night he kept hitting on girls and everytime one ignored him or declined his offer for drinks he would say “Well its not my fault if you end up on The Dirty, Im so glad I bought that site”. End of the night came and he had no tab with the waitress and she said “Randy said that The Dirty’s money is no good here” and then thanked him for coming in. Please tell me you do not work for this ass clown!! If you don’t, put him on the site and make sure all bars and Scottsdale know so he stops getting free sh*t.
Him and Tommy Roberts must be lovers. Donkey Kong is such a loser, that is why he got ran out of Chicago (RAT). The guy is a patho liar, he can’t even afford toilet paper for the diarrhea coming out of his mouth. He doesn’t even own his dentures. DONKEY KONG DOES NOT OWN THE DIRTY. He is just trying to Scam all the clubs in-town. Six lounge is seriously retarded because they did fall for it, but who could put it past them… they did hire Durkee and Gluck to be club promoters.- nik
Haha I’m tryin’ that next time I’m at a club.
E-mailer:
You really might want to re-think your life. I mean, if I was hanging out anywhere someone like this was hanging out at, I more than likely would think, “You know, I’m hanging out at the same place that this jackass is. I wonder if that means I too might be a jackass?”
Well, I’m here to help. Yep, all signs are pointing to you being a jackass.
Hope it was worth you e-mailing thedirty.com to find out something you probably already knew deep down inside your rotten soul. Thanks for stopping by. Come back anytime.
So this guy goes around telling people ho owns thedirty, and all sorts of BS…does this guy understand that the onlt thing he can be in life is a clown? What business can he ever get into where someone will take him serious? He is labeled a liar and a joke. I hope you like low rent apartments, jerking off and being laughed at behind your back everywhere you go because that is you life from now on CONGRATS!
Scottsdale: Where roided out douchetards go to die
Why is nick becoming a softy?
Why didnt he lay in to this guy???!!!
Why you gotta be gettin’ all soft on me, Nik?
Not cool man.
That chick on his left arm looks like John Candy from “Spaceballs”
What is it like to lead such a pathetic life that you have to pretend to be something you are not just to gain some sort of acceptance. My advice, get a noble job cleaning houses or washing dishes and just be the loser you are, at least you will go from 0 respect to about 2 percent from the rest of us.
NOBODY would go around saying that they own The Dirty. Even that loser Nik won’t let the public know who he is because he is ashamed of how he scams for his living. Poster, you are a LIAR.
I smell a mean ass kickin comin his way.
what the f*ck are they ALL wearing in that pic?
what a bunch of e-tards!!!!!!!!!!!
Spurs Fan (the Real One):
Here we go again. But I did like the blast directed at Nik.
Very original to use my name, I guess we know who the jackass is here on the Dirty.
I thought Anna Nicole died?
Attention Whore:
Would you care to explain what is wrong with jerking off? I just got my blue cast off today and I have been jerking off all morning.
SPURS FAN (the real one) is a dildo
Nik Richie is a God…stop hating. You all know that if you really truly hated him you wouldn’t be on his site. Lets face it, my friends, we love Nik Richie and we love the Dirty.
lol, not me bee…nik may be a cool guy, not that i know cause iver never even seen a pic, but hes another bandwagon ND hater…which is just as typical as the 30k mili…that and he says no to a lot of chicks that are pretty damn hot..lol..makes one wonder nik..j/k
this guy needs to get donkey punched though..he had to have grown up in scottsdale to be such a douche..
*Superbad post….gotta McLove them, Nik. =)
The dirty rock!
GEESH HE GETS BOTTLE SERVICE..I WOULD DO THE SAME THING AS THE EMAILER.. ILL BE HIS BFF TILL HE BECOMES POOR SO I CAN LIVE OFF HIM
WHAT A DOUCHE BAG FOR SAYING HE OWNS THE DIRTY AND HE DOESNT.. AND WHAT A BUNCH OF MORONS FOR BELIEVING HIM WHO EVER DID..
I applaud the guy. He scammed to get free bottles. Its the club that is pathetic here for believing the BS.
Is he the dude on the right or the girl in the middle?
haha is dead on as usual. What a smart guy.
this idiot just got fired from a telemarketing job a couple weeks ago. he has NO money! Dont let him fool anybody. No one gets fired from telemarketing. and it’s his friends that own the company. Pretty sad your own “friends” fire you from a job. He is a sad example of the human race. Maybe we should run him off to Jersey before we blast them and start over
I don’t know if it’s the tongue or what but the girl on the left is seriously turning me on!!!
numero uno- clever scam, numero dos- please don’t smile DK, & numero tres- keep up the dirty work nik, everyone loves to hate this site.
Whoever HE was w/ (not who was w/ HIM) must have picked up that tab…. There’s NO WAY if that place charges people w/ hundreds of thousands of dollars (grown-up ppl $) they aren’t charging this low-life. He prob took the waitress aside, gave her a napkin w/ this script on it & told her to say it….but only after his peeps paid the tab. He’s done it before.
No credibility at all!!! When is Randy ever there working on a Wednesday…and he is not stupid enough to give bottles away…especially to retards. Quit submitting junk to stir the drama. I guess you think its cool to add more junk to this site.
of course he didn’t buy the dirty. You people should know that madisonave.com bought thedirty back in July.
Wow. Scottsdale must be at an all time low. Fakers getting free bottles. fcuk it then- if you can do it go for it. He must be the king of the 30k millionaires -Douche Bag- he does get free stuff though- all hail the king of deceit
who would want to be around Mikey when he is still known to deal drugs and roids. How else is he paying his bills. Clubowners should take note that they are letting in a known ex-convict drug dealer as well as current dealer, not good for their reputation. Careful ladies he’s known to pass along STD’s, fact!!!!!
Let him do what he wants. Who cares if it’s not up to society’s standards? He is the one who has to look in the mirror everyday and like what he sees.
If a club is dumb enough to fall for the scam, more power to him. Girls scam guys for drinks all the time. What’s the difference?
I think it’s funny if the story is in fact true.
1) It appears his chute hasn’t deployed all the way.
2) What’s up with the star sticker on his face? Did he get a good grade?
3) Visor & goggles? WTF?
4) Don’t say this asshat is from Chicago. He wouldn’t make it out of city limits dressed like that.
and for his dentures, ha ha ha, he got his front teeth knocked out while in prison. Nice gums Donkey thats how you roll Hustler. Too bad you and Joey from real world aren’t lovers no more.
i can’t make up my mind if these hoes are turning me on or not…who am i kidding, if i bumped into to them i’d give them a shot of my 2 ball compound~!
the bitch in the hustler shirt looks like anna anna anna anna anna nicole
i agree with bee…if i was hot enough for him, i would be all over nik’s greg. he’s amazing.
“i own the dirty”? thats the worst pick up line. if a guy told me that I would run so fast the other way. that is not a big accomplishment, if you’re going to lie about your career please make it a little more rewarding. (no offense nik..)
omg i used to work with this dbag.
it was absolutely horrible!!
good old outbound telemarketing…only job that doesnt drug test these days. i am ashamed to even know him.