Welcome Freshman
Posted in ASU | August 4th, 2008
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these are incoming freshman who think they are cool. poor colby (left) is embarrassed of her fat and is obviously sucking in. and jessica (right) is a dumb wh*re who thinks shes cool because she goes to raves.
Both these girls need to take as many pictures of their bodies freshman year (clothing optional) at ASU especially in the first 2 months because they are at its peak. ASU men you are welcome for this scouting report.- nik
ha says:
you guys are dumb
to haAnonymous says:
they look like they’re 12
and seriously
to Anonymouswho the f*ck wears a bra with a sports bra?
idiot says:
typical–it’s they’re, not there.
to idiotgive jthem a break says:
Jess even just admited that she was wrong for putting this picture on the web
So come on just take it off its not like they havent see all the comments ppl have said about her and colby. I think that they have been tourtured enough with all the mean and unfair things ppl have said!!!
Unless you are so perverted that you just like looking at 14 year olds!
Just Take This Off!!!
I LOVE YOU JESS
-your other MOM :]
to give jthem a breakmorgan says:
haha i love jessica and colby they arent wh*res at all they just happend to be my bestfriends
&&
colbys not fattttttt!
get a liiifeee!
to morganHAHA says:
nice trainer bras you go girlfrannn! (just kidding) you look like idiots
to HAHAAnonymous says:
jessica and colby are hot!
to Anonymousyou guys must be jealous (:
i love themmmmm!
eghem says:
hey “typical” person..um no. you have to be 14 to have a myspace dumbass so no, they didnt lie. your a f#cking idiot.
to eghemsexy 1 says:
haha wow these girls are f+cking ugly ass bi*ches!!! this picture makes me wanna throw up!! NEWS FLASH BIT*HES its called anorexia and you should try it sometime. and jessica i was just about to throw a party cuz you werent going to dmhs but….now i cant have one): and by the way NO ONE likes either of you!! you are fu*king annoying sluts. oh and have fun getting pregnant in freshmen year wh*res. oh wait im not so sure about ‘suck it in colbs’ cuz she hasnt done sh*t with anyone. but can you really blame the guys??? honestly. no. and well jess is a different story! so jess why dont you just go makeout with colby cause youve made out with enough girls for 30 lifetimes!!! hey maybe you guys can go to rave together! cause raves are for sl*ty wh*res! and have fun at dmhs with no one but eachother cuz everyone f*cking hates you! love you bit*hes!! hugs and kisses (:
oh wait ‘push up bra jess’. you need one more bra under that sports bra cause 5 isnt enough.
to sexy 1yo fo says:
ew this is just disgusting seriously.. you think ur so hot but just wait till highschool and you see the real world
to yo folol says:
huge push up bras underneath their tops. how embarassing.
to lolAnonymous says:
hahahaha i find it really funny how colby thinks shes like really cool
hahha and like if you ssee her stand she llooks pregers! oh and everyone thinks your a lesbian!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
they had it coming
to AnonymousAnon says:
Mrs. Condon,
Good luck with that law suit though.
You would probably be taken a little more seriously if you used proper grammar and spelling. There is also nothing you can do about this picture or this website
P.S. I had unprotected sex with your daughter.
to Anoncodiz foshiz says:
hahaha drama. sluts take pictures in their underwear…
to codiz foshizOMFG says:
First of all, the fact that they are 14 and running around raves in their underware is disgusting. Mom you should be ashamed of yourself for 1) letting her stay out all night at a rave 2)letting her go to raves in her panties and bra where she runs around high on E making out with any pedo that she comes across. Don’t believe me? Check out DSI-the proof is there.
to OMFGMaybe someone should call CPS on this trailer park mom???
Jus sayin…
!! says:
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
this is hilarioouus!
sluts sluts sluts.
to !!i hate you both
tips says:
colby’s not fat, just a little soft and a lot pale. a nice tan can fix it up
to tipsHire John Edwards says:
Mrs. Condom: Please call John Edwards (ASAP) to represent you in your lawsuit against nik…He needs the work and is sick of looking at his dying wife…
to Hire John Edwardsuhhh... says:
dont people understand that when they post pictures on the internet they give up their rights to them. its kinda common sense no? when you post a picture in a public domain it becomes public property. good luck trying to sue for something that you have no right to (-:
to uhhh...palease says:
why are high school prosti-TODS on here this is for real skanks with real STDS or else welcome to the gateway to herps …who knows they proly picked some up by now…waterbras under sportbras say a lot about a loose smelly gina!
to paleaseJoe Safety says:
Wow, the amount of replies on this post is insane.
to Joe SafetyORAL says:
colby, suck in a little more. jessica, i think you need
to ORALORAL says:
colby, suck in a little more. jessica, i think you need ONE more push up bra.
colby looks like she just farted and she’s trying to hide it! it looks like jessica has a happy trail.
you cann tell when someones a slut when their legs are wide open even when they’re standing (colby)
p.s.
colby your a fat heymen
to ORALHAHAAHAHA says:
jessica is a slut. nassstyyy hoe.
to HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA says:
dudddee. this sh*t is soo funny! ahah and everyone thats says colby isn’t fat, umm newsflash can you see her fat legs and NASTY NASTY body. ahhaa and jessica, well umm i hate to say it but you think i like you and we are biffs but guess what i think you are the nastiest sh*t that has ever walked the planet. like seriously stop trying to hook up with juniors, hahaa they just use you cause you have alcohol and your easyy. ohh and remeber how you always say you gave that random kid he*d last night, ahha well he probablly toke one look at your sick body and almost threw up, obviously he just wanted he*d dumb fu*k. and so colby here we are at you, lets start with the few things i hate about you, your fat, your ugly, your hair is always disgusting, you wear like clothed from goodwill or something like that, umm oh yeah cant keep a secret for your life, no one really likes you they just use you cause your friends with jess and they want to get to her to use her too. your nasty and honestly you eat way to much and you think you got skinnier but you actually got fatter. sorry sweet cheeks. oh hey colby how bout you try to suck in your legs too!. WAIT i almost forgot about telling you not to fart and make nasty noises with your body in public. eww yu sick me out! and then you laugh. guys think your the dirtiest thing ever, hahhaah
love ya bet*hessss
p.s. hey jess stop stuffing. you think your the sh*t but no one likes you, your known as the biggest who*e in desert mountain hunn. easyy sl*t
to HAHAHAHarley says:
freshman in highschool maybe. These girls couldn’t be any older than 14… they’re starting young these days…
to HarleyFee says:
hahahahahahaahah im still lookin at this its funnnyy
to Fee