Would You?

Posted in Newport, Would You? | August 4th, 2008

THE DIRTY ARMY: Would you? Nik, You won’t catch this bleach-blonde mess without her donkey hair extentions and her ten pounds of makeup. Shes in between one of those trannys that work at Mac and Christina Aguilera (cerca her dirrty days, but dirty in all the wrong ways). At one point her dirty mop was so fried that she made the top of her hair into a mohawk, while the rest of it scraggled past her t*ts. She acts tough & runs her mouth and claims San Clemente (as if SC isn’t 909 enough already) & also claims to have dated Bam Margera. Her myspace name “Crem de la Crem”, just lets you know that she really is just SO hot. I just want to kick this big fugly hoe in cankles.

Answer:  No, she has Large Marge face.  This chick is two years away from blowing up (as in fat), she just doesn’t know it yet.




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