Would You? Misty May and Kerri Walsh

Posted in Hollywood, Iraq, San Diego, The Dirty, Washington DC, Would You? | August 12th, 2008

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,

Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh are two of Team USA’s best. Obviously I know you wouldn’t get down with either of them just for fun. So, with a gun to your head and the rest of humanity depending on you mating with one of them, who would you rather?

Answer: Honestly, I would ask Mr. Bush for immunity. If that didn’t work I would just man-up and have a threesome with my eyes closed. I would lay flat on my back and let God’s light guide me. I figure they have good teamwork.- nik




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