Would You?
THE DIRTY ARMY: I can’t tell the age, could be a cougar, could be one of Mick Skeletors youngins. But, would you?
Answer: No, I would never touch any chick in the DBM.
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Yes on both…Cougar on right looks Highland Parkish..Go Scots!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOMEONE TELL LYNDI TO GO BACK TO THE KIDDY BARS!! DIDNT SHE JUST TURN 19 AND HAS THE BODY OF A PREPUBERTY 12 YEAR OLD!!! HEY LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, IF YOUR CRYING AROUND HER AND SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS BOOBS THAT NIGHT, ASK FOR SOME TISSUE! SHES GOT A COUPLE WADS LOL!!!
what happened to the leader, rayann fowler??? she vanished from myspace and facebook once the dirty hit with the DBM. she deserved it
Dalass has the most beat women ever! No wonder supid people everywhere actually think Leper is semi attractive !
I would not, I could not do something THAT thin
I should not, I should not–for it would be a sin
Not in a Train, Not in a boat, not in a car you see
For a Paris look alike is just disgusting to me.
not so much (the real one) come on now first off go back to school honey & learn how to spell is Dallas babe not Dalass. Second the city has nothing to do with it, people are gonna look the way they look weather it be in dallas or any other city. the way you people think is pure amusement from the way you mind works & its completely obvious who you are so stop the front & grow up! Kelli (aka leper) ditched u & now ur “getting back at her” by making idiotic comments on not only her pics but every pic…but be like putting salt on a wound everytime you see her beautiful smiling face lmao sucks to be you & really arnt you a little old to be playing immature kiddy games???
leper isnt even in this picture “could you be more obvious” and by the way, while you’re giving out spelling lessons, it’s whether, not weather…
Ha… Lyndi use to be Miss Teen Fort Worth of 2006. That is her only accomplishment in life and yes, she did just turn 19. She’ll probably end up being a cracked out hairdresser since her grandmother owns this bogus beauty school in Fort Worth, also consider the fact that she barely made it through high school and has no plans to go to college, so doing hair is probably the greatest thing for her. Good luck Lyndi.
FYI “could you be more obvious”… no body even cares about Leper anymore, she’s a has-been and everyone is tired of hearing about that nasty porn whore. I’m guessing “could you be more obvious” is Leper anyway. Nice.
Lyndi, the girl on the right is not from Highland Park. She’s from Fort Worth. She’s in the DBM and does have the body of a 12 year old. Her hair is stringy and fried, she has an enormous nose, and she wears ridiculous blue contacts. She carries fake handbags and her family is in tons of debt for trying to keep up with The Jones’. Her pathetic old granny does own Fort Worth School of Beauty, which is basically a joke of a school. Why can’t people just be real and embrace who they naturally are? Bottom line, Lyndi is a fake b*tch.
Get that beak worked on!
what’s wrong with being skinny? better than being FAT, that’s all i know.
Actually all her hand bags are real…maybe youre jealous because you cant afford one
so sad
hey amber, how about you go back to being a superstar! you playboy model you! what school do you go to again?! well, i guess that doesn’t matter really! you’re modeling career will probably last forever!…. oh and “real bags”… lets not lie, you nor lyndi can afford $2240 louis vuitton multicolor speedys!