Okay, let’s look at what we have: Underage drinking (unless it is legal to drink at age 17 in Alaska), FAKE Scissor Gang Mafia, gun use on the back forty, and Baby Daddy (who happens to say that he doesn’t want kids on his MySpace)! What was McCain thinking?! He met with Palin 1 day before he picked her and obviously did no background check. Mr. Palin has a DUI, a 17 year old single and pregnant daughter, charges of abuse of power. I’m sure this is just the tip of the iceberg. I did like Palin’s hair when she was a sportscaster though!
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135 Responses to “Sarah Palin’s Daughter: A True Republican”
She’s a teenage girl. What else is new? I’m sure that no one on this site or the internet has EVER done anything like this before. [rolls eyes]
Well I guess the only question left is…. Nik, Would you?
SanP true this is common, so that’s not the issue. She’s gotta mom who’s preaching us on what to do. Once you land in the politics world expect this and MORE. Get used to it.
All of this is entirely irrelevant to being a competent VP. JFK was a boozebag when he was younger. FDR too. Winston CHurchill was expelled from his school. THIS IS ENTIRELY IRRELEVANT except to the idiot masses who are all too easily manipulated by the media. (NIK RICHIE included). Other than the occasional gem of a witticism, Nik is as dimly light cerebrally as most of you. Meaning, he is an idiot who knows nothing more than pop culture. Anyone who uses this information to base who they will vote for should get banned from the US and sent to Mexico (not even Canada) for their stupidity, bc its obvious you are just a plight on society. Im not even saying really who i know Ill vote for, but a 17 year old daughters actions carry no weight on McCains ability to lead. Idiots.
oh and i would totally do her when she turns 18……..in the butt
and what the hell …do any alaskans really have a choice? id be boozing by age 7 if i lived there
nik, the only reason ur so upset over Palin is, that u know its a great pic.
Get a life nik
wonder how long they will let you keep these photos up? The GOP is going to have one heck of a time trying to keep all the websites clean from this family’s “drama”. Actually “dramaS”- there is WAAAAAY more than one.
Same old, same old.
Just more of ‘Do as I say, not as I do’
Nik, You are starting to sound like MSNBC, so what her husband got a DUI, how will that effect the presidency? Lets talk about Rev wright, Ayers, Resko.. or any of the other shady things in Obamas past.
BTW real lame of you to post that BS gossip article.. then guarantee that kid was her daughters.. then oh delete all of it. WEAK NICK.. Im sure youll delete this post as well.
I agree “SanP”
I was hammering the alcohol when I was 16. I see nothing wrong with any of these photos. So what if she likes “Master Gregs”!
just sayin’
My God, you would have to be a complete racist and radical right wing nut to want this family in the white house.
This woman’s skeletons are not falling out the closet, they are running out and they have not even dug up the dead bodies in the back yard.
Just shows McCain’s judgment. He could have had a strong candidate with Romney or Lieberman, but chooses this joke instead.
SanP you were close, but here’s the story:
Nik Richie is trying to be a “political analyst.” But he fails MISERABLY because all of us know him to be a person who loves fake blonde chicks with +2’s (rank), blast chicks hotter than he could ever get, makes fun of asians (the women are the best, Nik), is now putting pictures of up jackasses who are dumb enough to wear his lame gear, and all in all is a total buffoon. So you know, just don’t pay any attention to him.
The less you talk about politics, nik, the better off we all are. We don’t any more liberals on the internet, thank you very much.
hmmm…Alaska, the new Scottsdale. This gun toting moll looks like she likes to have a good time, if you know what I mean.
Maybe Trig has downsyndrome because (as you can see in these pics) mommy was pounding Coronas and Captain Morgan during her pregnancy… err I mean when she had mono….
This is one of my favorite all-time dirty posts.
Judgement, judgement, judgement. McCain picked her to pander to the right and try to get women voters who were pissed about Hillary. Get elected first. That being said, once this girl turns 18 its game on. And we already know she bangs.
This is so hilarious…the republican VP nominee is nothing but a piece of white trash!!! What a surprise, she will represent her party well. McKKKain can’t even pick a good running mate, why would I vote for him as president???
That is my BABY MAMA the KID is MINES ….No Doubt ask Tim Mckernan Im a Demacrat though …I banged her on a Fishing When I Went to ALASKA THE Palin Fam just cant come to grips with it…….Im Gonna be Rich Bit*H…Just Like K-FED
This is so weak. She is young and shouldn’t be a target. Any of us would look as bad under a micrscope.
Wow, at least it shows that Palin is behind the NRA!
None of this matters and yes he did know about her background and her family history…
If anything happens to McCain (the guy is 72 and he’s had cancer 3 times already), I don’t want this soccer mom being next in line to run the most powerful country in the world. Bad judgement from a desperate old man.
Her mom is ready to rule the world, she sold a plane on ebay and she lives next to Russia. Beat that Hillary!
NICE!!! WELL WHAT CAN I SAY.. THATS THE AVERAGE AMERICAN TEEN… I HAD MY FIRST TASTE OF BEER WHEN I WAS 8. AND THE FIRST TASTE OF VAH JAY JAY AT 12.. JUST SAYING
PS
WOULDNT MIND STICKING AT LEAST 3 INCHES OF MY MAN MEAT IN BOTH OF THEM..
It was just a couple of months ago that Nik was posting Youtube videos of Obama, that called him a Muslim extremist. Nik, you apparently have no knowledge of politics whatsoever so spare us this crap. Anyone who is as easily influenced by Youtube and TMZ as you are has no business even commenting on politics. Why don’t you do some research and form an opinion of your own?
Palin kicks ass. That’s why we like her. Demotards are just upset that she shaves and doesn’t look like a dike. The vitriol that is coming from the left towards Palin and her family is a clear sign that they are worried.
Wow, Maybe she can meet up with the bushie Twins..
They can show her how to use a fake ID
You’re right, Nik. No one drinks when they are 17, esp. kids in very rural areas where there is so much else to do (ike shoot guns and F*ck.)
That being said, how long ’til Barry’s pickininnies hit the MD 20/20, Olde Eng, bong and crack pipe?
I saw these on TMZ earlier this morning, and they’ve already been taken down. They had even more than you did. Drink at 17, whatever. Most everyone I knew did. But, they didn’t take pictures of themselves blatantly doing so.
I hope these were taken more than 4 months ago. You already proved that abstinence only education doesn’t work, you don’t need to prove that the Lynne Spears Guide to Pregnancy doesn’t either.
So do you think Palin still believes in teaching ‘Abstinence’? It doesn’t work for her kids any more than it works for normal families kids.
She is a great mom, allowing her political interests to come before correctly raising her 5 children. She just spit out a REAL DOWNS BABY in April, yet thinks she is going to have time to run the country if something happens to McCain? Really?
Stay home, raise your kids and eat some moose stew. Nut job.
Palin said she was just a “hockey mom”. These pictures show a normal everyday teenager doing what teenagers do. Didn’t George Bush snort coke? What is the big deal?
It’s “blight on society”, not “plight”, dirtynasty. If you are going to attack other people’s intelligence, you should at least show that you aren’t an idiot. Your post failed miserably at that. The big deal is that her mother could possibly be in a position of major power and influence, and yet she can’t even control her own child. Not to mention that they tried to hide the pregnancy until it was no longer possible.
I want her to do the black man handshake on my prick
That’s not Bristol Palin in the photos. I believe her name is Sadie. She’s the sister of Levi, the boyfriend (fiance?) of Bristol.
The kid per se is irrelevant because kids are generally off limits in political attacks.
But it goes to lack of judgment on the larger issue of no scrutiny of the running mate and no “vetting.” NOW–after the horse is out of the barn–the Republicans are sending about a dozen lawyers to Alaska for damage control.
If McCain did not literally get on his knees and beg Romney to take the job, he has done the free world a great disservice.
You can’t attack Obama’s lack of foreign policy experience NOW, because McCain will be 72 and has had health problems, and this lady is potentially one heartbeat away from the keys to the Strategic Air Command.
You’re stepping over the line Nik……The Media is ruining the life of a 17 year old. Do the right thing and take this post down.
She’s like a Kennedy, without the class or good looks.
That said, I think family should be left out…that’s a low blow.
Makes you wonder what kind of mother this girl has, doesn’t it.
None of this has to do with the job she would do as VP. Nik I’m really concerned about you being an obvious DEM!
No wonder the kids looked so unhappy at the announcement, they knew this was coming out.
If this woman really cared about her daughter, she would not have accepted the nomination and her family’s business would still be hidden.
The blame needs to be placed with the appropriate person.
I do wonder how you can be sick for 5 months with the worst recorded case of mono in human history but be well enough to get pregnant??? hmmm
To even things out - Obama’s half brother lives in a hut in Kenya but the media found it fit to avoid the story and focus on Palin. All American families have issues. That’s what makes them human and the Palin’s genuine. This has nothing to do with policy and everything to do with perception framing.
blight yes, typo and well aware of the meaning. Happens to the best of us . Fact is that most parents cant control their kids…kids will be kids. you are an idiot petty and you have no logic or historical fact to back up anything you say. Go back to your doublewide. Not being able to control your kids? Probably bc your too busy being a career politician……perfect reason why women should concentrate on staying home and raising kids that arent douchetards or whores instead of trying to be men. Furthermore, who shows off right away that their 17 yr old is pregnant…especially upper class? Ive known a few teen preggos in my time (and nobody divulges the information immediately….its private and often times embarassing for those involved) You are the typical liberal idiot that has no idea why this country functions as it does keep your head in the sand or up some talking heads ass, bc you have no clue about politics , ideals, or freedom. Not many do tho…republican or democRAT.
Don’t preach family values when you have none.
This is not Palin’s daughter at least get it right , this the baby’s daddy sister …
It’s great her DUI having hubby also works for BP oil company. Oil interests running the Republicans????? Say it’s not so!!
Shocking………..just shocking………if your a complete douche bucket. Really?..This is important because?? We must change your name from Nik Richie to Richie Cunningham….wait a minute, we cant do that either, Richie Cunningham drank as well.
this linked from a post claiming to show photos of palin’s daughter. can’t read all these schlocky entries, but no of the ones I’ve looked at point out the obvious: this is levi j*hnston (johnson,whatever) and his older sister acting like typically boring rural kids with guns. didn’t see one pic of bristol…
Palin = crappy parent. OK, no biggie there…
But Palin = VP in a time when our country is going down the crapper?
Yeah, if anyone is stupid enough to still be a Republican in 2008, they need to move to Iraq ASAP….
I love how all the republicans are suddenly against bringing up stuff about their candidates seeing as that’s how they’ve won the last 2 elections and they’ve continued the trend with Obama.
Bottom line, Palin was a HORRIBLE choice for VP. McCain’s obviously pandering to women who supported Hilary and to the religious lunatics. If women actually vote for this lady just because she’s a woman, they are retarded. Her views are the exact opposite of hilary’s. More importantly, he’s undercut his most solid argument against Obama - lack of experience. It’s obvious he doesn’t care about what’s best for the country; he wants to be president and this was a last ditch attempt that will fail miserably.
BTW, her teenage daughter getting pregnant at 17 is a big deal b/c this lady doesn’t believe we should be teaching sex education in school. She’s one of these lunatics that believe abstinence only education works. Obviously not. She also doesn’t believe in evolution or global warming. Come on people; if you have a rational bone in your body, you will not vote for McCain/Palin.
How many viewers of this site (as with those left wing tools) consumed alcohol (under the age of 21), had unprotected sex (under the age of 21 and thereafter for that matter), and dropped a few slugs in their ghetto’s backyard? I can’t begin to tell you how many beers and Jack n’ Cokes I drank (under the age of 21), and I lost count on the chicks I did the dirty with as a teen and prior to my becoming a Trout. Life happens and at that age parent’s have very little control of their kids. Let’s look at the Bush twins–hell, they probably did a few lines with their daddy, dubya. Where in the hell was the left wing when Britney’s lil’ 16-y/o sister announced her pregnancy on a nationally circulated magazine?
I’ll take the girl is irrelevant allright, but gimme a break, it’s one thing after another with this lady and her family and it hasn’t even been a week!
Obama/Biden 08!
Wake up America, her mom is 1 heart attack of an old man from being the President, that bitch wants to teach creationism in school?
Wake the f*ck up, TERMINAL ILLUSIONS
i don’t need religion
god bless no one
me and my own opinions
are written by me
you surrender
under mass hypnosis
bound to illusions
produced by your god
who is humane
real alive no god
i see your blindness
erase your identity
your mind is hollow
carved to inability
i know to be
loyal to myself
my integrity leaves myself
alone in peace with me
god
there’s no god
life is a trap
unlock your mind
trust in yourself
wake from the grip of the tongue
you’ve been choked oppressed
god owns god cheats god lies
god hates god kills god slays
the pressure on humanity
has risen beyond control
we are leading evolution
into termination
the sense of hate
inbreeding scars to innocence
genetic prejudice a
self destructive line in pain
why this reality
life poured into inanity
Liberals are desperate. They are going after Palin’s daughter.
Of course nik is a dem…he is a muj.
The DUI was when he was 22 and underage drinking by the daughter…stop the presses that nevers happens to any of the Dem’s kids I am sure. Who sent you these Keith Olberman?
NIKOLAS… MRS PALIN IS A GREAT PICK FOR VP. YOURE TOO CAUGHT UP WITH OBAMA’S BS TO SEE WHAT HE’S ALL ABOUT! HAVN’T SEEN ONE BLAST ON BARAK HUSSEIN OBAMA FROM YOU. STOP FRONTING AND LEAVE GOV PALIN AND ESPECIALLY HER FAMILY ALONE OR YOU WILL TRULY GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!
ME BLESS YOU,
ME
Dirtynasty - You talk about republicans knowing more about how this country works, then why have they run it so badly for the last 8 years? You should hope the media focuses on trivial crap like this wannabe VP’s pregnant daughter and not all the things this administration has been f-ing up so royally. You can bet John McCain would rather talk about teen pregnancy than the economy or fuel prices or home foreclosures or education or spending 2 trillion dollars attacking the wrong country. “Family Values” is just of the decoys that keeps people from talking about real issues. I’m a former republican, and I can’t understand how anyone who loves America can support the party that is weakening this country. I also don’t understand how people can believe the republicans are tough on defense when September 11th happened when those dipsh*ts were in office. But yeah, put your fingers in your ears, wave your flag, give five bucks a gallon to the middle east, send your job to China, and watch as your kids grow up fat and stupid believing the GOP is out to help 30k millionaires.
I know I seem pissed off, but I hate to see the USA slipping, which it most definitely is. It’s not un-American to try to fix things.
I hope the person in the post above mine enjoys rotting in hell for eternity. That should be fun. I hear it is hot down there.
THE POINT IS…………… Republicans have FAIR-WEATHER ethics… During the first bush campaign they smeared the Democrats for “poor Family values” like it was going out of style. As well, if this was a daughter of a Dem. candidate they would be going nuts over their morals. Not only that but we would be hearing statements like “How can they run the country if they can’t even control their daughter?”. But since she’s republican it’s OK. If this has nothing to do with politics(which it doesn’t), then it makes every repub. who snubbed Gore because of the lewinsky scandal look like a half-wit.
(PLEASE EXCUSE MY CAPS)
NIK LET ME JUST BEGIN BY SAYING THAT I AM A LIFE LONG DEMOCRAT.I HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT THESE PICTURES AND HEARING STORIES ABOUT MRS PALIN FAMILY’S DUI, TEENAGE PREGNANCY AND RESIGNATION FROM JOBS. SOME PEOPLE WOULD EXPECT ME TO JUMP ON THE BANDWAGON AND CRITICIZE HER JOB LIKE MANY PEOPLE HAS BUT AS FUNNY AS THIS MAY SOUND, ALL THESE STORIES ONLY TELLS ME THAT SHE IS LIKE ONE OF US. HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN RELATE TO HER STORY? I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I CAN RELATE TO HER STORY. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO THINK THAT PEOPLE WHO RUN FOR OFFICE OR PEOPLE WHO ARE APPOINTED (IN THIS CASE)SHOULD BE PERFECT, YOU ARE A PART OF THE PROBLEM. HOW MANY OF YOU CAN RELATE TO DICK CHENEY, AL GORE OR H, BUSH? I CAN’T, MAYBE YOU THINK YOU DO BUT WHAT MAKES SARAH PALIN AND OBAMA COMFORTABLE WITH THE AVERAGE AMERICANS ARE STORIES LIKE THESE. THESE ARE THE MISTAKES THAT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US MAKE. IF YOU ARE A DEMOCRAT AND FRUSTRATED BECAUSE OF MY STAND ON THIS ISSUE THEN SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU.
AND FOR THE PERSON ABOVE WHO IS BLABBING ABOUT OBAMA BEING A MUSLIM, YOU SHOULD REALLY LEARN HOW TO GIVE IT A REST BY NOW.
I THOUGHT THE WHOLE PASTOR JEREMIAHS CONTROVERSY SHOULD HAVE PUT THAT redderick TO REST. WE NOW KNOW HE HAS BEEN A MEMBER OF THAT CHURCH SINCE HE WAS 21 AND HE ONLY MET HIS FATHER ONCE. NOW YOU CAN SAY ” BUT WAIT HIS RELIGIOUS BACKGROUND FROM 20 IS UNCERTAIN, HOW COME” TO THOSE PEOPLE I WOULD SAY, HOW MANY KIDS UNDER THE AGE OF 21 DO YOU KNOW CAN IDENTIFY THEMSELVES WITH A PARTICULAR CHURCH? IT’S ONE THING TO GO TO WHAT EVER RELIGIOUS AFFAIRS YOUR PARENTS WANTS YOU TO GO TO WHILE LIVING WITH THEM AND IT’S ANOTHER THING TO MOVE OUT, FED FOR YOUR SELF AND CHOSE YOUR OWN RELIGION. EVEN THOUGH IF HE WAS A MUSLIM UP UNTIL HE WAS 20, I WONDER WHO WAS TAKING HIM OR ACCOMPANYING HIM TO THE MOSQUE, HER WHITE GRAND MOTHER FROM KANSAS? LOL GIVE IT A REST, WILL YOU. 
Ummm… the photos of “her” drinking aren’t actually her. It would be nice if people did some research rather than cut and paste everything they see on the internet.
The sad part, I bet Palin did not know what Bristol was up to.
Some parents think that if you kid is going to church often, that is enough to trust then when they say “We will be at so-and-so’s studying.”
I bet poor Bristol is getting her ears blistered because of all the stuff coming up on the blogs and news..
hottie:
PROBABLY THE MOST TYPING I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE WITHOUT MAKING A BIT OF SENSE.
holy crapola! What a nightmare for McCain! I don’t think her daughter’s behavior should have any effect on whether she should be vice pres, but can you imagine how the repubs would be screaming if roles were reversed.
I bet she drops out. Either way stick a fork in McCain..he’s done.
I love it….Palin’s a bad choice because her daughter is a typical teen and her husband got a DUI, but Biden’s a good choice even though (because?) he plagiarized a speech when he was running for president, plagiarized a paper in law school, lied about graduating “in the top half” of his law school class (76/85), etc.
Only an idiot would vote Democrat, now or ever.
Palin should’ve never accepted the nomination if she really didn’t want to deal with the public scrutiny her daughter is now facing. But I question what comes first to her……family or advancing her political career?
McCain is an idiot for choosing her.
NOW I STILL BELIEVE THAT FAMILY VALUES ARE BUILDING GOOD SCHOOLS, STRENGTHENING THE MIDDLE CLASS, INVESTING IN ALTERNATIVE ENERGY, ADVOCATING FOR EQUAL PAY FOR WOMEN AND MAKING SURE EVERY AMERICAN HAS “AFFORDABLE” HEALTH CARE. I DIDN’T SAY FREE HEALTH CARE, I SAID AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE. I MEAN THIS IS NOT LIKE BUYING LAMBORGHINI..THESE THINGS ARE THE FUNDAMENTAL BASIC RIGHTS OF THE 21ST CENTURY.
TO MY REPUBLICAN FRIENDS WHO THINK THAT “VALUES” ARE TAKING AWAY SEX EDUCATION IN CLASS ROOMS, ANTI ABORTION AND PUTTING PRAYERS IN SCHOOL.. THEN THAT’S YOUR PREROGATIVE. BUT YOU CAN NOT LEGISLATE MORALS, THATS ALL.
TO “GROSSED OUT”
I AGREE WITH YOUR COMMENTS “Don’t preach family values when you have none” BUT I WOULDN’T RUB IT IN LOL
I DON’T THINK AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE STUPID. WEATHER IT VEHEMENTLY REFUSING TO ACCEPT THAT ABSTINENCE DOESN’T WORK, PREACHING AGAINST CORRUPTION BEFORE BEING INDITED OF ONE A MONTH LATER OR STRONGLY ADVOCATING THAT GAY MARRIAGE SHOULD BE BANNED BEFORE GETTING CAUGHT FCKING A MAN AT AN AIRPORT PUBLIC BATHROOM- WE ALL SEE THE HIPPOCRACY. RECENTLY I ASKED A FRIEND OF MINE WHO IS A STRONG CONSERVATIVE NOON THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HAVING SEX IN OVERALL OFFICE AND A 17YR OLD CHILD OF A VP CANDIDATE HAVING A CHILD. BARE IN MIND THAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT VALUES HERE, HOW YOU PRACTICE IT, WHAT YOU BELIEVE AND HOW YOU TEACH IT IN YOUR FAMILY. ANYWAYS SHE REPLIED THAT IT’S ACCEPTABLE TO JUDGE PEOPLE VALUES WHEN THEY ARE AT THAT POSITION IN THE GOVERNMENT BUT YOU CAN’T JUDGE PEOPLE’S VALUES WHEN THEY ARE NOT, LIKE IN THIS CASE. LOL I THOUGHT VALUES ARE VALUES AT ALL TIMES NOT SOMETIMES. I WILL LET YOU PONDER ON THAT.
Haha the second picture down is Andy Gardener. Went to Palmer high school
So, who knocked her up, the nerdy guy or the redneck creep?
IS MISS BRISTOL DRINKING AND PREGNANT AT THE SAME TIME?????? IF, SO WHO WILL TAKE CARE OF THE CHILD IF IT HAS FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME????
DRINKING, EVEN BEFORE CONCEPTION IS NOT RECOMMENDED BY THE MEDICAL ESTABLISHMENT.
Thanks Nik! This goes to show the hypocrisy in the GOP. If folks want to run on family values then their own family had better reflect it! When she released the fact her little Christian girl was knocked up, she said “We’re glad she CHOSE to have this baby.” Sarah Palin is glad her daughter had a choice, the very choice she would take away from women in America. So yeah geniuses, it is important. Just because its what we all do/did its about what a parent running for office says they do/did.
If your still voting republican you haven’t apparently been paying attention!!!! Trick tramp H to the izzo for VP!!!
i love it when “libertarians” (read: people who were claiming republican 8 years ago, but are now too ashamed to do so, so they call themselves independents or libertarians) come rushing to the defense of their VP in time of crisis…
whenever i see a feeble, transparent line like this: “Im not even saying really who i know Ill vote for, but a 17 year old daughters actions carry no weight on McCains ability to lead. Idiots.” i think to myself:
YA RIGHT! WE KNOW YOU ARE VOTING FOR McCAIN. WHY DON’T YOU JUST MAN UP AND ADMIT IT, INSTEAD OF PRETENDING TO BE UNDECIDED?
“my friend,” (best said in raspy old man mccain voice) you have no business calling other people “idiots” on this message board. it may not always feature the best spelling, but at least most people are honest and not posing to be neutral. if you’re a republican operative, come clean with it.
p.s. in the balloon knot
that’s all we need..a white trash VP…might as well let the whole 909 take over the whitehouse.
this has got to go down as the worst decision in political history! Even the most die hard Republicans have trouble defending this one.
these hillbillies make the inland empire look like Beverly Hills
To COWBOYS FAN
You are am idiot, what part of that didn’t make sense? I don’t care about all these stories about Sarah Palin’s family. This story is rubbish, all it says to me is that her family is capable of making mistakes just like any other family in America. We can relate to her and her story and that’s all that matters. If you are looking for the perfect vp candidate then STFU and consider dalai lama.
hottie:
I just pondered what you wrote, and I’ve come to the conclusion that you are an idiot. I just JUDGED you to be an absolute dumbass. Please don’t write on here anymore. Also, that hottie name is for a jackass. Hottie’s typically don’t have brains. So either you’re lying about being a hottie, or you are an idiot. By all the garbage you have written above, you must be hot. So, at least congrats on that part.
DAUGHTER!
HOW PATHETIC!
BRISTOL LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THIS ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
YOU PEOPLE ARE SO PATHETIC.
GET A LIFE.
PSS..
DONT HATE CUZ YOUR MAMA HAD YOU WHEN SHE WAS 16 TOO.
All I want to know is how Higher Taxation is going to fix anything? None of this is about the issues….
those are typical myspace or facebook photos for any 17 year old girl that isn’t some kind of loser, not her mom’s fault, its society’s fault if you really think drinking at 17 and shooting guns at a shooting range are the worst things going on in this country…
I’d give this chick my chicken meat! Even if she is pregnant
I’m voting Obama, but if Bristol and her mom gang bang me till I’m drier than a Texas oil well I’ll vote republican.
good job nik at least someone is doing a background check
When Obama was 17, he drank like a fish and did pot and coke constantly. It’s in his autobiography. Maybe someone can find some pics of Obamessiah from the good old days and send them to The Dirty. After all, he’s running for President, not this girl…
Cowboy
You are the biggest fool, Let me know when you are done with the tabloid so that we can talk about the real issues.
hottie:
You are AM IDIOT? Well, with that first line, you just lost me. Look it’s not that I don’t agree with you, I was just letting you know how dumb I think you are. That’s all. No reason to get mad and come back at me with a bunch of garbage. You need to STFU (lame line that I used to tell grown-ups when I was 4).
Leave Palin’s daughetr alone. She gives great head
actually have dual citizenship and may just go back to western europe and not care what happens to this country. Right now, I would rather vote for McCain, a proven patriot and someone who was in a POW camp for 5 years and been in politics for 30 years, than a 1 term senator who eschews his own race (white– the race that raised him) has shown very little sacrifice for this country and is garnering votes purely on agitation. But that doesnt mean I am a republican….its like when your team doesnt make it to the superbowl….who do you cheer for ??? The team you hate less obviously.
Obama was wearing a turbin and smoking crack in a muslim school when he was this age(fact)….yet for some reason it is horrible for a 17 year old daughter of a vice president candidate to drink a beer?
I feel sorry for this country, because obviously all the ignorant people are voting for Hussein!
WOW!!!
Higher Taxes, no rights, and empowering the wellfare riders is all that will happen. then he will open the borders, bring home the troops, and we will see a major terrorist attack within 6 months……
That is exactly what voting for Hussein will get you ignorant fools !
Booze, Guns and those long AK winters make for sexy time and babies!!!!
I think AK and AL share a lot more than one letter in their abbreviations.
Sarah P should know as a republican, the party that tells people how to run their home life, that these things would be looked at.
What picture is she drinking in Nik?
I see her holding a handle, and a beer in another pic…..where exactly is she drinking
?
we all know your a liar, but do you have to make stuff up….about something you and your Scottsdale educated groupies know nothing about?
Being a POW doesn’t make you qualified to lead the country.
The only truly legit conservative candidate was HUCKABEE. He should be VP.
Maybe then, I’d consider voting for McCain….
I am still seeing no problem with gun use on the back 40.
Cowboy
That was a simple mistake and i meant to say “an” not “am”
You are still a loser. You don’t want to talk about the real issues rather all you want to do is point out other peoples simple mistakes. What a D-bag, your picture should be in one of those D-bags topics.
Old McDonald got scared and is sinking his own ship. No one is this stupid. He cant even pick a VICE PRESIDENT, and you want to make him leader of the free world?!?!?!?!?! I wouldn’t let him lead a parade at geriatric olympics.
It will be horrible if McCain wins and this white trash family gets to run the country when he croaks.
are you guys serious about the alcohol thing? BS many of you were not drinking at 16, so stop with the lies. how is it okay for Palin’s 16/17 year old daughter to drink at that age, but when the average American’s child drinks and gets arrested for underage possession it is the irresponsible parents fault?
I found it hard to believe this girl was pregos…….I didnt know you could get prego from taking it in the azz.
Punk:
So you are Punk and Hottie. Real cool. Taking shots at me under two different names. Wow, you are a real hardass.
I support Obama 100%. While I don’t care what Palin’s kid does on her own time, the point is that people went through a lot of trouble to throw dirt on Obama, which is done in politics, so I dont understand why most of the posters have replied so negatively. I think McCain picked her one, because she’s a woman. He thinks she is his ace of spade. Hillary was running, so now he thinks he can take the woman voters by selecting a female vp. Also, I’m quite sure he researched her background; another reason why she was picked. How many women her age have a daughter pregnant at that age? Exactly. She’s relatable.
Good day.
But it is very relevent. Unlike Kennedy, etc., Palin wants to make it a crime to have an abortion–for any reason including rape. Made a family decision to keep her baby and her kids baby. Fine but F’ off for wanting to take that choice away from other woman and families. Mind you VP’s are almost always involved in choosing the judges in this country. And the next Supreme Court appointed judge will decide this mind you. Will not fund sex education but only abstinence only programs. And, of course, thinks global warming is a myth and has nothing too do with man made decisions. Aren’t you people sick of this holier than though hypocrites?
photoshop….and since dems have the highest amount of supporters from the single mother, alcoholic, drug using, sh*tty parent demographics they should probably stfu.
I find it hard to swallow that a woman who already has 4 grown children would elect to have a 5th at the age of 44 …It seems likely the mother would be someone much younger . First the baby was said to be 3 months old , then 4 , now they are saying 5 months old . Isn’t it possible that Bristol is not really 5 months pregnant …maybe only 4 or even 3&1/2 ?? If true , she could easily be the mother of both children . And judging from the photos posted here and elsewhere , Trig probably suffers from fetal alcohol sybdrome , not down’s …
It all casts aspersions on Bristol’s upbringing …Can we trust Sarah with the security of the nation when she manages her own household so poorly? And beleive me …with John McCain’s age and poor health , she could easily become president if they are elected …Really scary !!!
mccain 08. stop picking on a girl that has nothing to do with how we run our country. and all you democrats when did you start caring about the unborn!?
okay, i am 17 also, and am an virgin, and have never let a drop of alcohol touch my body.
i am not judging palins daughter.
more of her choice to teach abstinence only programs, take away abortion, and not believe in global warming.
yes global warming is happening, it has always been around, but more so now.
and okay, its fine if you are pro life, but there are many pro choice people out there, and to take away that right would be horrifying.
please everyone, think about who you are electing.
McCain met Palin in February, not one day prior. Get your facts straight before disseminating to the masses.
It’s a sad state of affairs in the United States when everyone is saying these pictures reflect the normal life of a teenager. People questioned, who hasn’t done this stuff when they were a teenager? The answer, me. I never drank alcohol at the age of 17. I NEVER have even seen a gun and I am 31 and my grandfather was in the police force, father in the military, and brother in the military. And I did not have sex until I was in college. So this sort of behavior is not the norm for every teenager and should not be the norm. What kept me in line and grounded was great parents. Obviously that is lacking in this young girl’s life. Let’s not get so defensive to the point where we say this behavior is ok. It’s funny, when a drunk kills someone everyone is up in arms. Now we know her husband has a dui and her daughter drinks and is underage doing it. When someone shoots someone, we’re up in arms. Why did they have a gun in the first place? Now we clearly see her with guns in these pictures. And forget about teenage pregnancy, it was so horrible and a drain on society until Bristol got pregnant. Now we should all be proud that she is keeping the baby! That is such bull! So let’s praise EVERY teenage pregnancy and congratulate them for keeping their baby. Well, that can no longer be a platform for Republicans to discuss since we’re praising Bristol. It’s funny, when Jamie Lynn was pregnant, everyone threw her mother, Lynn Spears, under the bus. And she’s not running for a public political office! She’s just the mom of a entertainer. America is a funny place. We judged Lynn Spears more than we’re judging someone we are trusting to run our country? She is running for a public office where we will vote for her. If she was running a private company, I could care less. But I am interested in knowing everything about anyone who makes decisions that are going to impact my personal life.
McCain’s speech last night was inspiring and moving, I mean who wouldn’t be touched by such a story I guess my question is this, what exactly is the fundamental differences between John McCain and George Bush’s policies?
- He will continues no child left behind which clearly doesn’t work.
- He will make the same failed tax cut policies of the last 8 years permanent.
- He will continue spending $10 billion dollars in Iraq monthly even though Iraqi government just reported almost half a trillion dollars in surplus. That amount will double by 2012.
- McCain says that Obama wants to leave our health care system for the bureaucrats to run. EXCUSE me, is it just me or doesn’t the bureaucrats currently run or healthcare system. Have you try calling insurance companies to approve your simple anti-biotic medication? Ok maybe you all are very rich people but why i come from, 1/3 of foreclosed homes is as a result of huge medical bills.
- Did i mention that he also wants to privatize social security? Listen to his rederrick, He a single family getting additional $1,500 a year won’t make any impact BUT guess what, he is advocating for free gas tax. Now i know i drive a lot but exactly how much do you have to drive in other to save the equivalent of $1,500. I will let you do that math. Let me give you a hint, you will have to drive 19hrs/day for 10 months just to save $1,500. It’s almost like dept. store coupons, you buy things that you don’t need just to save 30 cents. is that really a savings?
These are things he has said and I’m not making it up.
Let’s see, Hussein… opps, we are not supposed to say that are we ? Obama used cocaine when he was about the same age that Palin’s husband got a DUI… think about it, cocaine is an illegal substance… alcohol is legal, except if you over consume and drive. If you told me I had a choice of a spouse who used alcohol or cocaine, only a fool would choose cocaine. And don’t forget Obama was the cocaine user, not the spouse. Obama’s spouse is a racist. He and his spouse attend a racist “church,” and has racist friends and advisors. Obama befriends terrorists, he is a socialist who wants more government and more taxes. Only the young and inexperienced think this is a good combination. Once you start paying taxes and see where the politicians spend the money do you realize why this is such a bad idea. If in 1973 when Jimmy Carter was president, we had started moving to energy independence we would not be in this situation today. Keep in mind, or rather for those of you not yet born, that was the time we waited in line for hours for gasoline. Rather than solve the problem, here we are more than 30 years later, and we realize, OMG, we have to deal with this… and, of course, it is now all G. W Bush’s problem. BTW, I am not a Bush fan.
Never has the US, or any country, taxed its way to prosperity. Only tax cuts spur the economy. Do you really think the government can decide best how to spend the money you earn? Ask any Canadian how socialized medicine works.
Life is not fair, it is not supposed to be. Why do you think evolution worked? If you have a sibling and your parents offered you both an allowance for chores completed consider this. What if, at the end of the first week your brother did none of the chores but dad still gave him his money. Same at the end of the second week. How long before you quit doing your chores if you still get the same thing? That is socialism. It does not work, never has and never will because it rewards those who are lazy and punishes those who strive to excel. Communists say that when socialism reaches its perfect form, it is communism. The US is the strongest, most successful country on the planet because we have always rewarded those who excel. If you think communism works, go visit Cuba, or China. Yes, communism is a “classless sociality” so everyone is treated “fairly.” If you think empty store shelves, little food and clothing, almost no entertainment, no health care, few cars, etc. is fair, go try it… then you can decide if you want to work for a candidate who promotes socialism.
Most of the posts I see here point out a young, inexperienced readership. When you are young, you vote with your heart, as you get older you vote with your head. I see the federal government having only a few real values. One is to build roads as interstate highways, another is the protection of our borders (which includes protecting us from countries that might threaten us from a far). The rest should be handled by the states. Our forefathers understood this. Few today do.
Remember, as I said, life is not fair. Those who work hard will almost always succeed. Please try to understand this, as hard as it might be to get your mind around this… most people who do not have money, do not have money for a reason. They made bad decisions, and continue to make bad decisions, day in and day out. Not just one bad mistake, many, many of them… and they continue to do it. Look how many lottery winners are broke within a short period of time, in fact worse off than before because they didn’t even know they had to pay taxes on those winnings! How many homeless people have you worked for? Duh, people who provide jobs have money. Those who don’t have money work for those who do. Which do you want to be?
Life is not fair, it can’t be if you want good doctors. Can you imagine if everyone who wanted to be a doctor could get a license to practice? Boy, is not fair that just anyone cannot be a doctor? The same is true for most professions. I sure can’t be a brain surgeon… is that not fair? If you want the best, you have to let the best come to the top. It won’t happen when everyone is “rewarded” the same. It also won’t happen when those who earn money (based, perhaps, on years of education and training) then have it taken from them to the point there is no advantage of the education and training. Are most corporate executives overpaid? I think so. If you think so too, why don’t your spend the rest of your life trying to prepare yourself for that job? Remember, most of them started young and have devoted their life to attaining that goal. I was not, and still am not willing to work like that. So, guess what? I never earned that kind of money. Is that fair? If you aren’t willing to follow in their shoes, how can you say you would be able to take away the money they have earned. Hell, go earn your own fortune.
More government and more taxes moves us closer to socialism. Obama wants more of both. Yes, he is smooth, a wonderful speaker, he can inspire. So did Hitler. Whoa you say, am I comparing Obama to Hitler? Of course not, but it does make a point. Make sure you understand what you wish for and understand those you believe you want to follow.
If you do not understand these concepts, education yourself before November. You will benefit yourself and the country.
Here is another facts.
PALIN: “The Democratic nominee for president supports plans to raise income taxes, raise payroll taxes, raise investment income taxes, raise the death tax, raise business taxes, and increase the tax burden on the American people by hundreds of billions of dollars.”
THE FACTS: The Tax Policy Center, a think tank run jointly by the Brookings Institution and the Urban Institute, concluded that Obama’s plan would increase after-tax income for middle-income taxpayers by about 5 percent by 2012, or nearly $2,200 annually. McCain’s plan, which cuts taxes across all income levels, would raise after tax-income for middle-income taxpayers by 3 percent, the center concluded.
Obama would provide $80 billion in tax breaks, mainly for poor workers and the elderly, including tripling the Earned Income Tax Credit for minimum-wage workers and higher credits for larger families.
He also would raise income taxes, capital gains and dividend taxes on the wealthiest. He would raise payroll taxes on taxpayers with incomes above $250,000, and he would raise corporate taxes. Small businesses that make more than $250,000 a year would see taxes rise.
What is relevant here, is that her Mom is one of those “family values” hypocrites like Elliot Spitzer, John Edwards, etc., who are always fanatical about trying to legislate their view of morality. Their obnoxious self-righteousness is always a dead give away for overcompensation of their own inner human flaws. If Palin and her husband can’t keep control of their family, that is a personal problem. All this demonstrates is Palin is an average struggling parent grappling with teenage children issues.
A few questions that deserve answers:
Q1) Don’t they have laws against underage drinking in Alaska? Isn’t the legal age 21? (She’s as young as 15 in some pics!)
Q2) Shouldn’t Sarah Palin as governor set the example?
Q3) Where were Sarah & Todd while daughter out partying & getting knocked up?
Q4) Does the GOP definition of ‘Family Values’ = More underage drinking/driving & teen pregnancy?
Q5) Would you approve of this in your house? Or your neighbor’s?
Q6) In some photos they are out drinking in the woods, cars are in the background, so… who drove these drunken teens home?
Q7) In other photos they are at home. Whose house is it? The governor’s? Her neighbors? Will charges be filed? Social services called?
Q8) Were these photos taken before young Bristol got knocked up? Afterward? (i.e. while she was pregnant?) Or, perhaps, the night she got knocked up? (Maybe all three?)
Q9) Was the governor aware of her daughter’s drinking? Does she care? Does she approve of it? Is she ashamed of her daughter’s behavior in the photos? Has she ever talked to her about it? Or, punished her for this behavior? Does she think her daughter might have a problem?
Q10) Does the governor approve of teen drinking in the home in general? How about on the highway? Does she think teen drinking laws should be enforced? Should the drinking age be lowered?
Ryan..
It’s interested that you only mentioned 2 democrats as a reference. Since 2000 over 250 public officials has be indited or forced out of office for improprieties, republicans makes up 73% of those numbers. This is a party whose main platform is centered around so-call “families with morals and values” John Edwards has never tried to shove his morals down your throat, It is republicans like Tom Delay who talks so much about ethics reform and then caught in corruption sting and violating campaign contribution laws.
It is the republicans like Sen Larry Craig who strongly advocates to ban homosexuality and same sex marriage while he is busy having sex with another man in an airport bathroom. At least the democrats are not trying to shove their believes in your throat like conservatives.
When you talk about morals, the first thing that comes to peoples minds is abortion. Look, Say all you want but the democrats didn’t wake up and invented abortion. Abortion is a very tough issue that faces many families. There is no doubt that it is a very hard decision for the woman who is going through with it, nevertheless it is a moral issue that individuals has to face. I don’t believe that criminalizing abortion will reduce the numbers of abortions rather it will increase it whereby making it unsafe for families and patients. It will create a loop hole that will hard for medical professional to regulate. I’m sure we all know what can happen as a result of lack of regulations.
Instead of criminalizing abortion, maybe we should take initiatives that will help the increase of foster home care and make it easy for people to adopt.We should focus on the well being of a child after birth. Abortion is a sensitive issue and I don’t believe that banning it and charging Doctors will felony one murder will come close to addressing this issue.
a girl that likes guns drinks and is dtf.. now thats a girl i need to move to alaska hahaha
Books that Bristol likes:
Nancy Drew Mysterys
Ebony
Jet
Mavericks in Luck
The Audicity of Hope
Malcom X
The Poetry of Maya Angelo
Black Enterprise
The Democratric Expression
The Republican’s Space Cadet Funnies
Spank Me
and The Home Network
Palin’ favorite books:
Jack and Jill
From Hereto the Bridge to Nowhere Over Eternity
From Russia With Love
Rocky
Bullwinke’s Twinkle
He’s a Maverickle and I’m a Hockey Mom
The Audio of Hope
Bodybuilding Secrets of the State Troopers
Bristol’s Website-O’ I forgot that’s not a book!
The Great Republic by Mark Twain
The Complete Works of Jim Beam
Experienced, E-Bayed, and Eqipped
I Sold a Plane in Spain
I’m More
My favorite books:
Lipstick Remover and Pitbulls
I’m A Maverick
2nd Chances:)
Give Me Me Ayer
I’m Outta Here!
This chick is beat trailer trash and gave me chlamydia. Levi’s sister Cede J*hnston. I hooked up with this chick one night at a party up KGB….she has a huge bush too besides rotten crotch rot. Im serious, never trimmed or anything. I thought it may have been a fluke, maybe she just hadn’t trimmed in a while, so a month later when i ran into her again at another party i thought maybe things had changed. they didn’t. it was the same thing!! Cede has a huge 80’s bush. it goes down the inside of her thighs and in her crack too. hair everywhere, beat wasilla hooker.
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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale
+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
oh cause none of us drank at 17…whoever found this needs to get a life she’s a kid and trying to prove a point on the dirty that your a tattle tale reminds me of middle school where the douche bag was the one always spilling lame gossip
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