It was only a matter of time… Exclusive information to TheDirty.com from the inside (Yes, we broke this officially. Sources close to Criss Angel confirmed story.)
Holly Madison moves out of the Playboy Mansion because she is sleeping with Criss Angel. Douche Tard Angel definitely pulled a rabbit out of his hat on this one, according to inside source though Hef is totally fine with it.
Holly Madison was really working her way into everything (will) at Playboy even choosing Playmates for the magazine. Now “The Girls Next Door” Producers are scrambling on how they are going to finish the show with Holly Madison- Ex-Girl Next Door.
Hef it is time to rotate, please bring in some younger fresh tail. Thank you.- nik
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122 Responses to “EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS: Holly Madison Leaves Hefner For Douche Bag Criss Angel”
Who cares.
Playboy sux, Criss Angel is the new Doug Henning … and sux, Holly is absolutely dumb (but not as dumb as Kendra) and not even blonde.
Sadly, it was only a matter of time. they all do it to him. He will pass on never really being loved, only an old used old man. SO sad. Hef, find someome you own age who can appreciate you..
Criss Angel could probably be a match for one of those girls anyways…Surprises Surprises Surprises
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i guess we should all go get in line at the mansion to get in on that
Holly is the one picked Jessica Burciaga to in the magazine.
What kind of a world is when 25yr old leaving a 98 yr old man sounds like a bad idea? Me thinks Heff and his great-grandaughters is super duper creepy but Angel worse.
Criss Angel is a much better choice for the PB girls anyways…He can woo them using magic.
When did Hef start liking fat girls? Not that I’m complaning, just sayin’.
The only thing that could be dumber than this chick leaving Hef now for Chris Angel would be her leaving Hef for some guy that drives a boxster. The thing is, at least we know Chris Angel is rich. He doesnt pose to be rich by posting insults about other people when he secretly drives around in a car that my little sister would drive. Hell, Hef is going to die in 5 years or less, why wouldnt she stick it out? She’d get a ton of money and then she could bang any dude she wanted, even if she is into Rick Soloman look a likes that pull off street magic. The thing about this whole situation that baffles me is that she would give her life up for Chris Angel. Chris Angel? You cant be serious. Somehow this idiot goes around trying to get with chicks that are already taken. Does one of his tricks include dating guys who have recieved their facial hair from donations off of Nik Richies chest? These two can fade off into the land of “Who the hell was that?” with Victoria Silvstedt and David Blaine. Goodbye losers.
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April 18th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
I’m an artist in LA and I’ve known and have been at Hef’s home countless times. In LA it’s most difficult to say something nice about celebrities ie. people of wealth. Hef is a true gentleman….If you are at his mansion and not a well known or rich person, he shakes your hand, welcomes you into his home and says to you “Nice meeting you enjoy your vist, and shakes your hand.”. By no means is he an elitist snob. Hollwood is the “Hub” of these types.
He’s a most gracious, curtious and kind man unlike the thousands of A-Typical LA jerks. He started his own empire with a mere $500 hundred dollars along with “Marylin Monroe” as his 1st cover girl/playmate.
How is this breaking news when I heard about this 3 days ago from other gossip sites????
wow. great news breaking story..Holly is such a dumb a$$. Can’t wait till Criss cheats on her and she runs back to a door in the face at the Mansion. All good HEF, you have the cream of the crop! FTB!
This isn’t really big news. You know Hef has had like 3000 girlfriends right? These one’s just exploited it for fame more than the others. Plus Kendra is hotter anyway.
COUPLE OF THOUGHTS
A: This was turning out to be Hef’s longest relationship, maybe he was ready to trade up for a newer model? She is almost 30..yikes!
B: Holly gave up on her dream to become become wife and ex wife($$$$)#2. So she found a nice young man that wears eyeliner–douche
Any dumba$$ that has something bad to say about Hef is gay. He’s the oldest pimp in history. He might not be banging the chicks now, but he definitely makes them take their clothes off. Not to mention, he has the coolest house ever. Obviosly he doesnt care about her leaving, Hef has always had the best pieces of a$$, and never cared. Big up Hef. Your still the number one pimp. Now, who’s your next ho???
John AZ:
Nice John, nice. But I think this should filed under, “Who gives a rat’s ass?”
This site Never “breaks” anything…they just “copy and paste” , and Lie…same MO evertime !
She’s fugly anyway.
Wow Nik, seriously? Exclusive Breaking News? Even if you did get out early, you were in the tent way too long. All kinds of stuff happened and you missed it.
The thing that shocks me so much is that why the hell would any chick want to get anywhere near this Chris Angel duesche bag. He tried to get with the psycho Britney Spears, but she was too insane for him. Then he tries getting Hepetitis from that ragitty salene 50 year old who is more streched out that the broads running around Barcelona on a Friday night. I dont know what exactly this Chris Angels thing is, but he seems to be attracted to the largest train wrecks in the entire world. The women that I have seen him attached too are….
Britney Spears - The biggest disaster in the history of the world. I mean this bitch wasnt getting with him when she was looking good, he got a piece of her during the public bathroom, fat legs, and streched out from two kids in one year periods.
Pamela Anderson - Wow, he found a winner in this one. Maybe they sat around and thought about the next animal she could bring into bed so she could actually feel some sex. The thing about this stupid broad is that she isnt into animals because she feels animal rights are a good thing, she doesnt want horses injured because those are the only things that she can feel between her legs anymore. Toss in that she has an incurable disease, and this bitch could be on the bottom of the totem pole in terms of 50 year old hags that look like they have been through three of four rounds with Antonio Margarito.
Holly Madison - This incestuous piece of garbage could be more of the digusting humans to ever walk the earth. Not only does her smile scare me, but she has been sleeping with a man that is older than her father. Did daddy not soap you up enough in the bath as a child? Are you yearning for affection from a father figure so bad you would jump into bed with a man that is so old, he looks like he should be the next villian in a Dick Tracy movie? Ok, so we all know she was in it for the money then. Good for you, good pimping. Now Chris Angel hooks up with this dude and is bound to pull the goalie on his ass in the next 3 months. Is that what he wants? I hope Angel has some sort of trick for removing babies from a girls body because he is going to be living with the child of this tramp for years.
Chris Angel is the sort of guy that got made fun of as a kid. He sat in his room in his gothic clothing thinking that some day he would be famous and sleep with all the hot girls that he used to think about when redecorating the walls of his bedroom. So what does this loser do? He grabs Britney Spears when she is totally off her rocker, he grabs Pamela when she is 60, and now takes Hefs old bitch. This pathetic loser is yearning for so much attention that he grabs any piece of mentlaly unstable ass that he can in hopes of making himself feel better. Next thing we know, he will be driving a boxster.
John AZ…… why so mad brah…take it easy with ur nerd rage.
it’s all about the $$$$$$. Especially her knowing he signed a 10yr, $200 million dollar contract with the Luxor Hotel. (enough said)
I guess they don’t have TMZ in jail. This is old news. I am surprised she would go after another guy who can’t keep his dick in his pants. Stupis is as stupid does.
dude you did not break crap ,, this has been out for 3 or 4 days now quit frontin , the only thing you break is wind that smells like curry
I hope Hef replaces her with Hauserman.
on Holly’s official blog, she said that info is false and just a rumor
check it out yourselff <3
Playboy stock is getting hammered. Hef’s net worth is probably less than Criss Angel’s. Magazines are dead, dead, dead. Good move by Holly.
THIS IS FROM HOLLY’S BLOG ON MYSPACE……. posted 3 days ago….
Monday, September 08, 2008
Random Rumor(s) of the week . . .
Hef and I are not getting married! It would not be a secret if I were engaged to anyone. There is a bad ass wedding coming up in Season 5 of Girls Next Door, but it’s not mine! It was our friends’ wedding that Bridget planned. I think it was one of the craziest weddings/receptions Vegas has ever seen. I loved the cut I saw of the episode (one of my all time faves) but they could not even show half of the stuff that went on that weekend!
I gotta admit, Bridget and I tried to get married while we were out there for the wedding . . . but you will have to tune in to see how that panned out! lol!
Love-Holly
Addendum: Hef and I are not breaking up, either. We are PIC (Partners in Crime, lol, Kendra came up with that one). We are wrapping up Season 5 of the Girls Next Door and are looking forward to filming a Season 6.
not true, check around. Holly rocks… Angel’s a tool.
Good for her. She’s 30 now and she wants marriage and children. She’s not going to get them from Hef. So it was time to move on. She got out before he could suck the youth (what’s left of it) out of her. Holly is not as dumb as I thought she was.
I don’t understand all the hate towards Criss though. Seems like an interesting guy. He is making a ton of money doing something he is passionate about, we should all be so lucky. Lighten up guys. 
Nik you copie everything Pariz says and his site!!!!
This “breaking news” again shows that Nik is nothing more than a pawn in the celebrity PR game. Criss Angel has a new show opening at the Luxor in Vegas this weekend. Hmmmmm, seems like this is nothing more than a PR stunt.
NICE WORK NIK! FIRST, YOU “BROKE” THE MADE UP JAVON WALKER STORY AND NOW YOU BREAK THE MADE UP CRISS ANGEL STORY!
Nik and his hustlers are a little fish in a big sea…..but it still cracks me up when they post things and act like they have a clue…..pretty funny stuff!
We used to laugh at the people ON this site…now everyone just laughes at the people that RUN the site !
Awesome Not so much(the real one)
That was great and true. Nik is a douche of all douches. His site will be down in 6 months. Idiot
im sure she only left because Hef is smart enough NOT to MARRY her and she knows she wont get that money when he dies…criss angel has a good amount of money too….im sure she will be fine, lets move on! a hugh hefner break up isnt that suprising!
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I WANT YOUR SPUR DEEP WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE BIG BOY 
LOL! When did this site turn into Perez Hilton? At least ge the information right if you’re going to post this nonsense.
I’M CALLING YOU OUT ON THIS ONE NIK!!!!!!!!!!
FALSE STORY
WATCH
i really hope this isnt true. i love the girls next door.
CRIS ANGEL IS A F*CKING TOOL!
VERY GAY MAN:
Pretty funny, VERY GAY MAN, pretty funny. Not gay though. 
There is likely something written in the contract of these gals to stay with the old guy even after passes away. Necrophilia at the Playboy Mansion…sounds like a plan.
But why leave the old dude for this?
99% of the stories on this site are false…..
Why would this one be any different…
It was great when this site was about Locals, and stuff going on around us…mad you feel like a part of the Army…
Now days this site is just full of B.S. Lies, and self proclaimed genius by the d-bags that run this site…
Yes , they will be gone in 6 months,, but not because of the lame content…..
Here’s Criss’s MO and he’s pulled it on the last three girlfriends…total control, total take over of their lives and then promises to marry them. With one he even tattoed her name on his left ring finger and she did the same. Its once they realize that he is still married, a control freak and manipulative that they bail and that’s usually within a month. Just ask around Las Vegas…you’ll hear about the “real” Criss.
I don’t think it is a PR move by Luxor, as Criss’ show is on the rocks… they cancelled previews for the THIRD time for this weekend, who knows if it will even open on Oct. 10 as planned.
It’s such a lie! Stop talking about Holly this way, I was just over at the mansion and Holly & Hef are just fine! Yesterday was just a bad day for Holly because her bunny David past away, but she isn’t leaving Hef!! CHECK YOUR SOURCES MAN! -<3 G.
THIS IS SUCH A LIE! Stop talking about Holly this way, I was just over at the mansion and Holly & Hef are just fine! Yesterday was just a bad day for Holly because her bunny David past away, but she isn’t leaving Hef!! CHECK YOUR SOURCES MAN! -<3 G.
“He will pass on never really being loved, only an old used old man. SO sad. Hef, find someome you own age who can appreciate you..” -missjune
That’s hilarious…you say that like that matters to men more than, let’s say, having smoking hot 20-something year old tail with +2’s kissing your ass until your 84…Hi-f’n-larious. Hef: Yes, please somebody get me the “where’s the beef” lady to replace Holly, thinks will be so much better around here. She’s dead? How about Janet Reno then? LMFAO!
Chriss Angel always looks like he just got done doing his “Disappearing White Powder” routine.
criss angel is my hero, and i dont care what you say about him. so holly left hef it was only matter of time
Hef has got a stable of playmates waiting to step up and replace holly! Show me a great piece of ass and i can probably show you someone who’s tired of fuccking it! Same old Pussy gets boring, thats why there is anal, and when that gets old its time to move on! keep rotatin them bitches hef!
another dumb blonde bitch picking the wrong dude for a picked white fence lifestyle. Gee, where have I heard that before??
Why are Boxters bad? I want one…Love those cars, better than 911’s
Big Compliment for Hugh!!!!!!
I am glad he is not such a fool as to marry her and give her a child; because that is all what Madison, ( and all others) would WANT: her FULL LIFE ENSURANCE!!
although he is 81 years of age, he clearly has a clear mind ! I would say to Hugh: Those Babes want to enjoy your Monney and Succes, so you have the right to Enjoy THEM ! Take it and donnot give everything away! Have fun with the Babes! I would do the same, the same way around as they do with you !
I saw Holly 2 weekends ago at Hyde in Hollywood with Brody & his deuche bag of a sidekick Frankie! Holly was with Brody’s new gf Jade! If her and Hef were still together she would not be out past 10 pm on a weekend!
dood…..criss is frikken sexiii, i dont blame holly for leavin hef
If he is so good at magic maybe he can make Holly 15 years younger and change her annoying voice.
Isn’t Criss gay? With that fruity haircut and the lisp I totally had him in my gay pool with Ryan Seacrest and Clay Aiken.
Thank god-I really hated her, She is a ZERO talent dim-wit that was tring to feel and act important by attempting to descion make. I was watching her try to weasil her way into power. SHe is only good for one thing AND that is lying naked on her back! I hope they get rid of that nasty ghetto wanna be too- HEFF, DUMP KENDRA ” YOU CANT POLISH A TURD!”
I think Criss Angel is the best thing since sliced bread, i mean come on look at him….his a Hunk and the fact that he had Pamela Anderson, Britney Spears and now Holly Madison makes him a GOD.I say GO HOLLY!!!!!
John AZ: You forgot to mention Paris Hilton in your Criss Angel-n-trainwreck blondes column. I’ve seen vids of them swiping tongue (shudder) and one where she was pole dancing and he came on stage and groped her….
see this i the thing…would those girls be with him if he wasnt so rich?’ I done fink sooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!not if he lived in a trailer at a park, no body knew him and he didnt have a job and sat around all day spittin tobaccon and smokin not even able to afford a car….
so transparent isnt it. Those women use their bodies and sex appeal to get what they want out of life.
They are actually there for the money!!!!
Holly left Hef because he would not marry her. She deserves to be with someone that is satisfied with one woman. Criss is just a rebound. She is a creative, intelligent and beautiful woman with a bright future ahead of her. Just watch.
You guys have too much time on your hands, who cares!!!!
ew who would ever want to be with that fake magician loser with a lisp? I’d be with heff or any other rich old man any day over that fool and no I dont like old nasty men! And Caz I see your point that obviously there just with Heff because hes Heff but come on who would date a guy who lived in a trailor park with no job and no car anyways? Plus these girls arent that hot or great, I still cant figure out how out of all the beautiful playmates and woman he meets how these three plain janes became girlfriends? I just dont get it. Holly looked like sh*t before all her plastic surgery, bridget is not and has never been cute and shes old and Kendra is annoying, soooo obviously not into him and so bored with everything they do, I cant believe this all went on as long as it did!
Oh my God what a surprise!!!!!!
The only surprise here is that those three whores hooked up with that old goat in the first place. Its like banging Mr.Burns
Holly Madison is a beautiful woman, and has a very clever wit. Also, dating an older man is one of the smartest things a girl can do. They are so full of knowledge and experience. I would take an 83 year old man over some dumb tool that has never traveled, never taken big risks, and is probably still living off of his parents. I don’t belive Holly Madison is an opportunist as she has been portrayed. She is a fun girl living her life. Good luck to you Holly! I think you are fabulous! I do agree with the comments about Kendra. Her body is INCREDIBLE, but she insists on making herself look dumb over and over. I really wish she would be quiet and quit thinking that it is cool to act like an idiot.
chris was with another female last night @ lax , with jlo & mark anthony
all this is not true, all these websites you see with Holly leaves hef are no nonsence sites.
they are not REAL sites like E! online or whatnot,
dont believe everything you read. ffs!
YOU guys,wake up. all the women with criss is a publiclty stunt to stay in the news. although he tries real hard to be with the young girls who are impressed with his money and fame, his real desires are for his little boyfriends and he leaks out the ’secret’all the time,like when he shows his dogtag and then points to his lips with his finger to say “shush”–and he writes on his cd rubber room, and procreation which are about receiving anal sex!–everyone in vegas says he doesnt even try to hide it except from his adoring liitle fans.
I am so glad that Holly has left hef. i can’t imagine living with hef that long so criss would be a great replacement. Criss is really nice and romantic so it should last longer, at least I hope so!
It was all about the money and fame for the girls anyway. Hef should either accept he’s OLD or see his Urologist and rathere then take just his Viagra but be perscribed (under a Doctor’s watch), HGH. HGH is known for it ability to roll back the clock, bring back vertility, improved muscle tone/growth. For those ocassional E.D. his Viagra right there on the nightstand.
I’m excited for Holly anyway. Could we soon see some sex video’s show up with Chriss Angel and Holly Madison? One could only hope…
it will never be the same without holly brig and kendra
IM SOOOO SAD THAT WAS THE COUPLE THAT MADE MY LIFE A BRIGHTER DAY jk but i feel bad for hef and then i dont cuz he has a million other girls for sum reason i dnt kno want tew be with him OWELL
CRISS ANGEL IS HOT~!!
That Holly is such an ugly SLUT.
She was better screwing that old man!
(Speaking of which, Hefner should be dieing pretty soon…)
i think it was a bad choice to leave hef.he was a greatguy.but it was hollys choice.but criss angle is hottt.but that dosent matter.it was hollys fault.she will have to answer alot of questions about it!!!!
Holly was hot!
hef was not!
hes like 80 years old and hes wif 20 year old women.
when they were born he was old!
he should just hurry up and die
criss angel want a better choice either
hell probably just do some BLACK MAGIC on her
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Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
Uh, so sick. Criss Angel? Really?
-but on a positive note, does that mean she can take that dumbass Kendra with her?
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