EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS: Holly Madison Leaves Hefner For Douche Bag Criss Angel

Posted in Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty | September 11th, 2008

It was only a matter of time… Exclusive information to TheDirty.com from the inside (Yes, we broke this officially. Sources close to Criss Angel confirmed story.)

Holly Madison moves out of the Playboy Mansion because she is sleeping with Criss Angel.  Douche Tard Angel definitely pulled a rabbit out of his hat on this one, according to inside source though Hef is totally fine with it.

Holly Madison was really working her way into everything (will) at Playboy even choosing Playmates for the magazine.  Now “The Girls Next Door” Producers are scrambling on how they are going to finish the show with Holly Madison- Ex-Girl Next Door.

Hef it is time to rotate, please bring in some younger fresh tail.  Thank you.- nik



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EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS: Holly Madison Leaves Hefner For Douche Bag Criss Angel
  1. November 11, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    Brandon Richardson says:

    This makes me remember this thing my sister used to say…
    But its so inappropriate right this moment…

    Reply to Brandon Richardson
  2. November 11, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    Randy Cox says:

    This brings back to mind something my father always said…
    However it is totally inappropriate just now…

    Reply to Randy Cox
  3. November 11, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    Helen Hughes says:

    This makes me remember this thing my dad used to say…
    But its surely not appropriate just now…

    Reply to Helen Hughes
  4. November 11, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    Joseph Myers says:

    This makes me remember something my grandma pretty much always said…
    Then its so not appropriate right now…

    Reply to Joseph Myers
  5. November 11, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    Joe White says:

    This reminds me of something my grandmother always said…
    But it is surely not appropriate at this time…

    Reply to Joe White
  6. November 11, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    Janice Webb says:

    This reminds me of something funny that my brother would always say…
    But it’s totally not appropriate right now…

    Reply to Janice Webb
  7. November 11, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    Kimberly Richardson says:

    This brings to mind something funny that my uncle would always say…
    Obviously its surely not appropriate right now…

    Reply to Kimberly Richardson
  8. November 11, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    Terry Walker says:

    This reminds me of something funny that my brother used to say…
    But then it’s so not appropriate at this time…

    Reply to Terry Walker
  9. November 11, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    Jean Russell says:

    This brings back to mind something my mother pretty much always said…
    Obviously its most likely inappropriate just now…

    Reply to Jean Russell
  10. November 11, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    Sara Simmons says:

    This reminds me of something that my father always said…
    Then it’s totally inappropriate right this moment…

    Reply to Sara Simmons
  11. November 11, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    Douglas Hayes says:

    This makes me remember something my mom pretty much always said…
    But then it is definitely not appropriate right this moment…

    Reply to Douglas Hayes
  12. November 11, 2009 at 7:11 pm

    Katherine White says:

    This brings back to mind something that my mom always said…
    Then its probably not appropriate right now…

    Reply to Katherine White
  13. November 11, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    Virginia Torres says:

    This brings back to mind this thing my grandpa pretty much always said…
    However its most likely not appropriate right this moment…

    Reply to Virginia Torres
  14. November 11, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    Norma Wells says:

    This brings to mind something that my mom used to say…
    Obviously it is so inappropriate right now…

    Reply to Norma Wells
  15. November 11, 2009 at 10:55 pm

    Eric Long says:

    This makes me remember this thing my mother always said…
    But then its totally inappropriate at this time…

    Reply to Eric Long
  16. November 11, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    Doris Perez says:

    This brings back to mind something my dad pretty much always said…
    But it is surely inappropriate right this moment…

    Reply to Doris Perez
  17. November 11, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    Rebecca Wright says:

    This brings back to mind something my grandma always said…
    Of course it is probably not appropriate at this time…

    Reply to Rebecca Wright
  18. November 12, 2009 at 2:29 am

    Larry Lewis says:

    This makes me remember something my cousin pretty much always said…
    Then it is definitely not appropriate right this moment…

    Reply to Larry Lewis
  19. November 12, 2009 at 2:31 am

    Steven Lopez says:

    This makes me remember something that my cousin used to say…
    But its probably inappropriate at this time…

    Reply to Steven Lopez
  20. November 12, 2009 at 3:01 am

    Aaron Simmons says:

    This reminds me of something my cousin pretty much always said…
    But it is so inappropriate at this time…

    Reply to Aaron Simmons
  21. November 12, 2009 at 3:09 am

    Amanda Davis says:

    This reminds me of this thing my cousin used to say…
    Of course it’s so inappropriate at this time…

    Reply to Amanda Davis

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