The New York Mets Love The Road
The statements below are the direct quotes from his mistress (on the right). These pictures were taken on the road against the Washington Nationals:
“Espn is always on”
“Watching Tv”
“always fun dressing in Jose clothes….”
“That’s how my papi rolls”
“Wanted to be like Papi”
“Our Big bed where all the magic happens”
“His side”
“My side”
Naturally when an athlete like Jose Reyes of the NY Mets cheats on his wife who else is going to get the pictures? Thanks DIRTY ARMY.
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79 Responses to “The New York Mets Love The Road”
wow cant blame him his wife looks beat!! im not even sure thats a girl.. his new girl looks much better 
I dont think these pictures are incriminating… I mean how do we know whoever sent this in didn’t just take pictures of herself at a hotel and got a cell phone picture of Reyes..I need more proof than this. It would hold credibility if their was a picture of him and her in the hotel room…I’m calling bullsh**
Skank Whores…too bad he will never leave his wife lol
I’m confused here. Jose Reyes, get some better chicks if you’re going to cheat on your wife. If these animals are an upgrade from your wife, then you shouldn’t be married.
is that weird that theirs more beauty products one his side then hers? all she has is a listerine bottle (exclude the tiffany box, i’m talking about beauty products ok!) ha, what a skank to put him on blast like that… looks like we have a spiteful hoe on our hands….!!
Looks to me like the mistress probably got dumped and is trying to get payback, he probably turned down her demand for cash too. I don’t understand why these athletes get married in the first place.
Doesn’t this dumb whore realize that she’s blowing up her meal ticket?
Dang! I love black men!!! sooooooo jelous!!! 
what is he doing with that girl!?!? can we say not cute!?! We know Nik wouldn’t….so c’mon Jose, step up your game if you’re going to cheat! I’d be more than happy…haha
I think she realized he is not going to be his meal ticket, hence the photos. Who knows, maybe he and his wife have an open marriage and this won’t matter at all. One thing is for sure, she just lost her shot at free Mets tickets!
Well at least the hoes look way better than Mrs horsey mouth!
I never understood why professional atheletes get married? They all pull tail in every city, and when they do get married they still pull tail. The difference is that the wife gets pissed and takes a ton of the $.
His wife is beat up. What is wrong with her mouth? Plus thats the BEST he can get being a top flight pro? Sad. Very sad.
HAHAH. whats funny is he probably WONT take pictures with her, and while he was watching tv- she was ACTING like she was texting, and took pictures from her phone . . SNEAKY HOW
shes living in a make believe fantasy world. trying to be wifey..”or bed where all the magic happens”.. com’on he already has a wife. thats a hotel bed where every other person that rolls though leaving love stains.. shes just another hoe trying to land a few bucks. but posting pics like these just blew her chance! haha.. stupid B*&%H!
oh and shes fugly! he could do so much better.. WTF i guess some guys just like the ugly bitches. gross if you ask me
what is wrong with a girl that takes pics like these? seriously.
i bet these are old if they are the least bet real
notice the bottle of lotion on his side….that is DEFINITLEY Victoria’s Secret lotion….what dude uses that???
AND…
notice the curtains DON’T match in the pic where the 2 girls stand and 1 girl is wearing boys clothes…one curtain has stripes the other doesn’t! wtf??
c’mon need more convincing than this!
those curtains to actually match. they are both gold. seems to be the theme in that hotel room?
ugg why when someone posts a pic of a bed they say “That’s where all the magic happens” boring who has sex in beds anymore
You have nothing better to do than to take pictures off someones MySpace and blast them all over the internet. You all dont care who you are hurting as long as it is not yourselfs. You knowingly know this can hurt people but you dont care. Great Fans of Jose Reyes. If you are out to hurt someone well congrats you have done a job well done
The mirror trim does not match at all either. Fake. Some ugly bitch behind the ‘puter screen is living in her dreams.
Ok why didn’t these bitches took a pic of them WITH HIM making out or something???!! You know. And the pics of him watching tv are the only ones that look different.
I’m not in denial, but gimme a break. So far they don’t have any proof that they were with him. Get a pic of the three in the bathtub and voila. Can’t be that hard now can it? If they’re all in the same room…just sayin.
theres more than one mirrior in a bathroom. . and the trim in from the bed.
Hockey players get way nicer chicks. These chicks are skanky and beeet.
Go Phils..
Wow. A a gold digging attention whore who is banging an MLB player….imagine that.
Do you really think you’re special, sweetie? You’re the flavor of the month. Just like you were quick to drop your panties, there’s gonna be another girl out there just as quick to do the same thing.
Get over yourself.
P.S. “Im that girl”…here’s a little tip: don’t put the pictures all over your My Space if you don’t want someone putting them up anywhere else. No one feels bad for you.
Im that girl:
You once again prove my theory that myspace is the trashiest site ever created. If you or anyone over the age of 18 has a myspace page, then you should really re-think your life. Seriously. I’ve heard it all before from chicks, “It’s just a way for my friends to keep in touch with me, that’s all!” Then I say, “What the f*ck were phones invented for?” Then they say, “You make too much sense. Please go away.”
Delete your myspace page and I’m with hmmmmm—-why the hell did you put the pictures up there anyway?
Honestly, i think these girls are probably housekeepers who snuck into his room and took these photos, look how gross and disgusting they are, he has money and is a pro athlete! They don’t pick up trashy, crooked ass teeth stretch mark infested std filled girls like this…
haha i love the picture of them together;
are they maids who snuck into his room?
this is hilarious
I think she is the cleaning lady!! I call BS!! They went into the room when he was out and took these pics. NO WAY do I believe this!
am I crazy or is this chick a freaking broke ass dork???
HEY MITCH.. I was just thinking the same thing too… HOUSEKEEPERS!!! They so look like they snuck into his room. Either that or this was just a one night fling and they we just so proud of this that they HAD to take pictures of the evidence…he sure knows how to pick the good ones! Psycho stalkers
how will his wife every even find out, i dont think they even have the internet back in the dominican
He obviously broke up with her. It was probably just a fling. It looks like she took pictures of him when his back was turned. This is typical psychotic behavior of a scorned mistress.
TRASHTASTIC.
Seriously. These girls must not be accustomed to the finer things in life on ANY level and feel the need to broadcast their newfound, hard-earned “status” in order to fill the white trash void. Pathetic.
Not to mention that hotel room is DISGUSTING. FS girls you are not.
so do you einsteins think these “housekeepers” posed with JR and DW over their tatas before or after they broke into Reyes room and made these pics? Also, how kind of Reyes to leave his pocket roll, his cell phone, and his shades on the table right out in the open for the “housekeepers” to see. lol try again.
“he has money and is a pro athlete! They don’t pick up trashy, crooked ass teeth stretch mark infested std filled girls like this”
You obviously missed the pics of his wife?
What does anyone care? who cares what others do in their own lives. No lives, who is he anyways, an insiginifant athlete that no one will ever remember? HA HA how sad you all are.
This is too funny! Who calls people “papi”???? She talks/looks like hooker from Compton. And why is she trying to sound like a victim, she clearly knew he was married. Classy girl.
Why are there no pics with the girls with the dudes?> Photos are fake
its called ROAD BEEF, so sad these girls are taking pictures of what a nice hotel and things look like..hahahahahahahahahahaha
nik…. hook me up with jose… i am hotter than that girl fo sho.
this looks fake, they are never together in the photos. And if this is true this chick is prolly just one of many i wouldnt brag.
LMFAO. They’re trying so hard to look legit… meanwhile they’re basically just sluts. Honestly, how can you be proud to call yourself Jose Reyes ~road beef. They shouldn’t be bragging because there’s absolutely nothing to brag about.
Super nice pictures of the two of them together as well! Can totally tell that Jose is so into her… especially that shot taken of the back of his head. That’s definitely not creepy. HAHAHAHHAHA @ these wannabes. I love it.
I mean c’mon, even I have a picture with JR and it’s way better than all of these put together.
This is too funny! Who calls people “papi”???? She talks/looks like hooker from Compton. And why is she trying to sound like a victim, she clearly knew he was married. Classy girl.
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You made my night.
look in the mirror, the his side my side. his side theres a wall behind the in the mirror and the “other side” has a bathtub
Reyes’ OTHER Groupie….you are as big if not BIGGER a loser than she is.
At least that skank gets road trips…what the f**k do you get?
I do not see a picture of Reyes and the Girls together. This pictures are just fake.
His wife is a gorgeous person regardless of that ONE wedding picture the Daily News Posted. As for the HOE!!!!! That’s exactly what you are. There is a reason Jose Reyes did not take a picture with you. YOUR NOT worth it !!!!!!!! and dressing up in his clothes how pathetic any one with common sense would know he was clueless you guys took those pictures. Move on to the next ball player this one is done with YOU
thats not Jose Reyes, thats only a black man back.
eso solo es la espaqlda de un hombre
Why people hatin on Reyes though.. this is a bad time for that shyt.. we trying to make the playoffs here.. he dont need to be worried about some chickenheads who have no lives.. maybe he did get some ass.. sooo.. or maybe he didnt.. I dont care.. but stop distracting my boy at a time where he needs to concentrate solely on one thing .. BASEBALL!!!
Dear REALGroupie,
I am laughing at you right now simply because I was joking with my “name”. I would NEVER be a freaking groupie! HAHAHAHA. SO FUNNY. WOW.
I guess I don’t get a hotel room like these “skanks” get as you whole-heartedly mentioned! All I get is my dignity, pride, morality, values and class.
Stop taking the internet so seriously!
The quality of the pictures of him are horrible…..the ones of the girls are much better quality….I’m calling bs on this one
what is up with the saggy pants, bit*h dont you know they arrest black guys for wearing them now here you stanks want to copy, cant black folks do anything with out whites copying.
Jose Reyes got that nice back arms and legs damn hes fine
Successful dudes, celebrities, athletes, millionaires, etc. cheat all the time. They think they’re entitled to as many women as they want.
They shouldn’t get married if they have no intention of being faithful. Just stay single and enjoy being a young, rich, celebrity baseball star.
This fat whore is really stupid. If she’s trying to make it as a “model”, why would she expose Jose like this. Now she’s going to be shunned from any celebs/ sports stars. No one wants a hex like her around. Lose some weight, and get a nose job, you nasty slut.
This fat whore is really stupid. If she’s trying to make it as a “model”, why would she expose Jose like this. Now she’s going to be shunned from any celebs/ sports stars. No one wants a hex like her around. Lose some weight, and get a nose job, you nasty slut.
Omg models are looking like this now? She looks like a pig!
I thought Reyes was a closet homo!!!! LOLOLOL. Man, these chicks are ugly.
I don’t even follow baseball but this is great. Me and a friend used to go to Chili’s and make fun of this waitress with huge t*s… and it turns out to be this wh*re. She got fired last week for all the drama she brings in.
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