THE DIRTY ARMY: Crystal and Christina Guzman twins from the OC and now considered models because they posed in bikinis on myspace. Nik, would you take both on at least to say you rocked out Twins?
Answer: No way, I don’t want REFUND Gap Twins on my resume.
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i would do them both but only at the same time
Nasty & Gross !!
No refund gap…just real saggy boobs! Come on Nik, by now you should know a refund job when you see one! (stop letting the interns comment! they obvi do no know flap jacks from +2′s)
HAHAHAAA Crystal & Christina from SANTA ANA! They remind me of the Olsen twins, but skanky and with beaner accents. They used to be very pretty girls but just went way overboard with all this “model” stuff.
I can’t begin to imagine what their waxing bill is each month.
Ugh their faces look like my gardener’s. And that is not meant as a racist comment, they REALLY do look like Esteban.
I would do either, same time or not…and btw they sag, I do not think those are bolt-ons…
boobs sag.. it happens.. but a more supportive bikini top would probably do you girls some good
Big breasts sag…implants or not….gravity always wins.
Their last name is Gutman …………get it right.
Chunti Chuntaras
Saggy sand bags. I’m just saying!
floppy
i would with the chick in the top picture on the left and the one on the left in the bottom picture she is SMOKIN!!!!!!!!
These girls look alot better than some of the fake whores you have on this site. It’s a shame that people are so used to seeing big hard implants that don’t move that they are turned off by real breasts. Let’s not forget what REAL looks like.
Just bc some old dirty fat guys in raider jerseys at Muttz told u that they think your hot (bc they wanted a hummer on the lifeguard tower), doesn’t mean you should try to be a model. YOUR NOT A MODEL! you are ugly and not hot. sorry
best pussy you ever would have got, u would have talked about it for months loser
Christina the one on the (top right and bottom left) is a sweet girl. Obviously they aren’t top models, but I’m sure they know that. However I do know that they are popular in latin magazines and web sites. They also look better in person imo.
ugh….saggy boobs.
they look like puppy dog ears…
blah.
saggy tits and fat thighs
the sad thing is that their saggy, east to west boobs ARE fake. just like their personalities.
there ugly and fat. grosssssss
there beautiful in person.green eyes.skinny.toned.and common ppl they must know there not top models since there not tall but there average height like most you have on here.there doing there thing and ppl hate that there very well liked.the one on the left on the bottom shes smokin.id do both.
DAM i cant get enough of looking at the one in the right..F*cken HOT!keep it coming.great smiles.bodies.hair..im in heaven=]