Sarah Palin’s Daughter: A True Republican
Posted in Dirty News, The Dirty, Washington DC | September 2nd, 2008



Okay, let’s look at what we have: Underage drinking (unless it is legal to drink at age 17 in Alaska), FAKE Scissor Gang Mafia, gun use on the back forty, and Baby Daddy (who happens to say that he doesn’t want kids on his MySpace)! What was McCain thinking?! He met with Palin 1 day before he picked her and obviously did no background check. Mr. Palin has a DUI, a 17 year old single and pregnant daughter, charges of abuse of power. I’m sure this is just the tip of the iceberg. I did like Palin’s hair when she was a sportscaster though!







Venom says:
No wonder the kids looked so unhappy at the announcement, they knew this was coming out.
to VenomIf this woman really cared about her daughter, she would not have accepted the nomination and her family’s business would still be hidden.
The blame needs to be placed with the appropriate person.
I do wonder how you can be sick for 5 months with the worst recorded case of mono in human history but be well enough to get pregnant??? hmmm
Red State Update says:
To even things out – Obama’s half brother lives in a hut in Kenya but the media found it fit to avoid the story and focus on Palin. All American families have issues. That’s what makes them human and the Palin’s genuine. This has nothing to do with policy and everything to do with perception framing.
to Red State Updatedirtynasty says:
blight yes, typo and well aware of the meaning. Happens to the best of us . Fact is that most parents cant control their kids…kids will be kids. you are an idiot petty and you have no logic or historical fact to back up anything you say. Go back to your doublewide. Not being able to control your kids? Probably bc your too busy being a career politician……perfect reason why women should concentrate on staying home and raising kids that arent douchetards or whores instead of trying to be men. Furthermore, who shows off right away that their 17 yr old is pregnant…especially upper class? Ive known a few teen preggos in my time (and nobody divulges the information immediately….its private and often times embarassing for those involved) You are the typical liberal idiot that has no idea why this country functions as it does keep your head in the sand or up some talking heads ass, bc you have no clue about politics , ideals, or freedom. Not many do tho…republican or democRAT.
to dirtynastyg0dluvsugly says:
Republicans are for the gays.
to g0dluvsuglyGrossed out says:
Don’t preach family values when you have none.
to Grossed outOxOne says:
This is not Palin’s daughter at least get it right , this the baby’s daddy sister …
to OxOnehahaha says:
It’s great her DUI having hubby also works for BP oil company. Oil interests running the Republicans????? Say it’s not so!!
to hahahaReally? says:
Shocking………..just shocking………if your a complete douche bucket. Really?..This is important because?? We must change your name from Nik Richie to Richie Cunningham….wait a minute, we cant do that either, Richie Cunningham drank as well.
to Really?bartonfink says:
this linked from a post claiming to show photos of palin’s daughter. can’t read all these schlocky entries, but no of the ones I’ve looked at point out the obvious: this is levi j*hnston (johnson,whatever) and his older sister acting like typically boring rural kids with guns. didn’t see one pic of bristol…
to bartonfink123 says:
GO McCain/Palin!
to 123Flash says:
Palin = crappy parent. OK, no biggie there…
But Palin = VP in a time when our country is going down the crapper?
Yeah, if anyone is stupid enough to still be a Republican in 2008, they need to move to Iraq ASAP….
to FlashThink about it says:
I love how all the republicans are suddenly against bringing up stuff about their candidates seeing as that’s how they’ve won the last 2 elections and they’ve continued the trend with Obama.
Bottom line, Palin was a HORRIBLE choice for VP. McCain’s obviously pandering to women who supported Hilary and to the religious lunatics. If women actually vote for this lady just because she’s a woman, they are retarded. Her views are the exact opposite of hilary’s. More importantly, he’s undercut his most solid argument against Obama – lack of experience. It’s obvious he doesn’t care about what’s best for the country; he wants to be president and this was a last ditch attempt that will fail miserably.
BTW, her teenage daughter getting pregnant at 17 is a big deal b/c this lady doesn’t believe we should be teaching sex education in school. She’s one of these lunatics that believe abstinence only education works. Obviously not. She also doesn’t believe in evolution or global warming. Come on people; if you have a rational bone in your body, you will not vote for McCain/Palin.
to Think about itOCTrout says:
How many viewers of this site (as with those left wing tools) consumed alcohol (under the age of 21), had unprotected sex (under the age of 21 and thereafter for that matter), and dropped a few slugs in their ghetto’s backyard? I can’t begin to tell you how many beers and Jack n’ Cokes I drank (under the age of 21), and I lost count on the chicks I did the dirty with as a teen and prior to my becoming a Trout. Life happens and at that age parent’s have very little control of their kids. Let’s look at the Bush twins–hell, they probably did a few lines with their daddy, dubya. Where in the hell was the left wing when Britney’s lil’ 16-y/o sister announced her pregnancy on a nationally circulated magazine?
to OCTroutRegularLurker says:
I’ll take the girl is irrelevant allright, but gimme a break, it’s one thing after another with this lady and her family and it hasn’t even been a week!
Obama/Biden 08!
to RegularLurkerJohnny Ultralove says:
Wake up America, her mom is 1 heart attack of an old man from being the President, that bitch wants to teach creationism in school?
Wake the f*ck up, TERMINAL ILLUSIONS
i don’t need religion
to Johnny Ultralovegod bless no one
me and my own opinions
are written by me
you surrender
under mass hypnosis
bound to illusions
produced by your god
who is humane
real alive no god
i see your blindness
erase your identity
your mind is hollow
carved to inability
i know to be
loyal to myself
my integrity leaves myself
alone in peace with me
god
there’s no god
life is a trap
unlock your mind
trust in yourself
wake from the grip of the tongue
you’ve been choked oppressed
god owns god cheats god lies
god hates god kills god slays
the pressure on humanity
has risen beyond control
we are leading evolution
into termination
the sense of hate
inbreeding scars to innocence
genetic prejudice a
self destructive line in pain
why this reality
life poured into inanity
Anonymous says:
Liberals are desperate. They are going after Palin’s daughter.
Of course nik is a dem…he is a muj.
to Anonymousbc says:
The DUI was when he was 22 and underage drinking by the daughter…stop the presses that nevers happens to any of the Dem’s kids I am sure. Who sent you these Keith Olberman?
to bcGOD says:
NIKOLAS… MRS PALIN IS A GREAT PICK FOR VP. YOURE TOO CAUGHT UP WITH OBAMA’S BS TO SEE WHAT HE’S ALL ABOUT! HAVN’T SEEN ONE BLAST ON BARAK HUSSEIN OBAMA FROM YOU. STOP FRONTING AND LEAVE GOV PALIN AND ESPECIALLY HER FAMILY ALONE OR YOU WILL TRULY GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!
ME BLESS YOU,
to GODME
Kurt Furburger says:
Dirtynasty – You talk about republicans knowing more about how this country works, then why have they run it so badly for the last 8 years? You should hope the media focuses on trivial crap like this wannabe VP’s pregnant daughter and not all the things this administration has been f-ing up so royally. You can bet John McCain would rather talk about teen pregnancy than the economy or fuel prices or home foreclosures or education or spending 2 trillion dollars attacking the wrong country. “Family Values” is just of the decoys that keeps people from talking about real issues. I’m a former republican, and I can’t understand how anyone who loves America can support the party that is weakening this country. I also don’t understand how people can believe the republicans are tough on defense when September 11th happened when those dipsh*ts were in office. But yeah, put your fingers in your ears, wave your flag, give five bucks a gallon to the middle east, send your job to China, and watch as your kids grow up fat and stupid believing the GOP is out to help 30k millionaires.
I know I seem pissed off, but I hate to see the USA slipping, which it most definitely is. It’s not un-American to try to fix things.
to Kurt FurburgerLS says:
I hope the person in the post above mine enjoys rotting in hell for eternity. That should be fun. I hear it is hot down there.
to LSOH-mano says:
THE POINT IS…………… Republicans have FAIR-WEATHER ethics… During the first bush campaign they smeared the Democrats for “poor Family values” like it was going out of style. As well, if this was a daughter of a Dem. candidate they would be going nuts over their morals. Not only that but we would be hearing statements like “How can they run the country if they can’t even control their daughter?”. But since she’s republican it’s OK. If this has nothing to do with politics(which it doesn’t), then it makes every repub. who snubbed Gore because of the lewinsky scandal look like a half-wit.
to OH-manohottie says:
(PLEASE EXCUSE MY CAPS)
NIK LET ME JUST BEGIN BY SAYING THAT I AM A LIFE LONG DEMOCRAT.I HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT THESE PICTURES AND HEARING STORIES ABOUT MRS PALIN FAMILY’S DUI, TEENAGE PREGNANCY AND RESIGNATION FROM JOBS. SOME PEOPLE WOULD EXPECT ME TO JUMP ON THE BANDWAGON AND CRITICIZE HER JOB LIKE MANY PEOPLE HAS BUT AS FUNNY AS THIS MAY SOUND, ALL THESE STORIES ONLY TELLS ME THAT SHE IS LIKE ONE OF US. HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN RELATE TO HER STORY? I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I CAN RELATE TO HER STORY. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO THINK THAT PEOPLE WHO RUN FOR OFFICE OR PEOPLE WHO ARE APPOINTED (IN THIS CASE)SHOULD BE PERFECT, YOU ARE A PART OF THE PROBLEM. HOW MANY OF YOU CAN RELATE TO DICK CHENEY, AL GORE OR H, BUSH? I CAN’T, MAYBE YOU THINK YOU DO BUT WHAT MAKES SARAH PALIN AND OBAMA COMFORTABLE WITH THE AVERAGE AMERICANS ARE STORIES LIKE THESE. THESE ARE THE MISTAKES THAT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US MAKE. IF YOU ARE A DEMOCRAT AND FRUSTRATED BECAUSE OF MY STAND ON THIS ISSUE THEN SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU.
AND FOR THE PERSON ABOVE WHO IS BLABBING ABOUT OBAMA BEING A MUSLIM, YOU SHOULD REALLY LEARN HOW TO GIVE IT A REST BY NOW.
to hottieI THOUGHT THE WHOLE PASTOR JEREMIAHS CONTROVERSY SHOULD HAVE PUT THAT redderick TO REST. WE NOW KNOW HE HAS BEEN A MEMBER OF THAT CHURCH SINCE HE WAS 21 AND HE ONLY MET HIS FATHER ONCE. NOW YOU CAN SAY ” BUT WAIT HIS RELIGIOUS BACKGROUND FROM 20 IS UNCERTAIN, HOW COME” TO THOSE PEOPLE I WOULD SAY, HOW MANY KIDS UNDER THE AGE OF 21 DO YOU KNOW CAN IDENTIFY THEMSELVES WITH A PARTICULAR CHURCH? IT’S ONE THING TO GO TO WHAT EVER RELIGIOUS AFFAIRS YOUR PARENTS WANTS YOU TO GO TO WHILE LIVING WITH THEM AND IT’S ANOTHER THING TO MOVE OUT, FED FOR YOUR SELF AND CHOSE YOUR OWN RELIGION. EVEN THOUGH IF HE WAS A MUSLIM UP UNTIL HE WAS 20, I WONDER WHO WAS TAKING HIM OR ACCOMPANYING HIM TO THE MOSQUE, HER WHITE GRAND MOTHER FROM KANSAS? LOL GIVE IT A REST, WILL YOU.
Idiots says:
Ummm… the photos of “her” drinking aren’t actually her. It would be nice if people did some research rather than cut and paste everything they see on the internet.
to IdiotsD.M.CA says:
The sad part, I bet Palin did not know what Bristol was up to.
to D.M.CASome parents think that if you kid is going to church often, that is enough to trust then when they say “We will be at so-and-so’s studying.”
I bet poor Bristol is getting her ears blistered because of all the stuff coming up on the blogs and news..
COWBOYS FAN says:
hottie:
PROBABLY THE MOST TYPING I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE WITHOUT MAKING A BIT OF SENSE.
to COWBOYS FANmameatloaf says:
holy crapola! What a nightmare for McCain! I don’t think her daughter’s behavior should have any effect on whether she should be vice pres, but can you imagine how the repubs would be screaming if roles were reversed.
I bet she drops out. Either way stick a fork in McCain..he’s done.
to mameatloafchloesdad says:
I love it….Palin’s a bad choice because her daughter is a typical teen and her husband got a DUI, but Biden’s a good choice even though (because?) he plagiarized a speech when he was running for president, plagiarized a paper in law school, lied about graduating “in the top half” of his law school class (76/85), etc.
Only an idiot would vote Democrat, now or ever.
to chloesdadMichelle says:
Palin should’ve never accepted the nomination if she really didn’t want to deal with the public scrutiny her daughter is now facing. But I question what comes first to her……family or advancing her political career?
McCain is an idiot for choosing her.
to Michellehottie says:
NOW I STILL BELIEVE THAT FAMILY VALUES ARE BUILDING GOOD SCHOOLS, STRENGTHENING THE MIDDLE CLASS, INVESTING IN ALTERNATIVE ENERGY, ADVOCATING FOR EQUAL PAY FOR WOMEN AND MAKING SURE EVERY AMERICAN HAS “AFFORDABLE” HEALTH CARE. I DIDN’T SAY FREE HEALTH CARE, I SAID AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE. I MEAN THIS IS NOT LIKE BUYING LAMBORGHINI..THESE THINGS ARE THE FUNDAMENTAL BASIC RIGHTS OF THE 21ST CENTURY.
TO MY REPUBLICAN FRIENDS WHO THINK THAT “VALUES” ARE TAKING AWAY SEX EDUCATION IN CLASS ROOMS, ANTI ABORTION AND PUTTING PRAYERS IN SCHOOL.. THEN THAT’S YOUR PREROGATIVE. BUT YOU CAN NOT LEGISLATE MORALS, THATS ALL.
TO “GROSSED OUT”
to hottieI AGREE WITH YOUR COMMENTS “Don’t preach family values when you have none” BUT I WOULDN’T RUB IT IN LOL
I DON’T THINK AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE STUPID. WEATHER IT VEHEMENTLY REFUSING TO ACCEPT THAT ABSTINENCE DOESN’T WORK, PREACHING AGAINST CORRUPTION BEFORE BEING INDITED OF ONE A MONTH LATER OR STRONGLY ADVOCATING THAT GAY MARRIAGE SHOULD BE BANNED BEFORE GETTING CAUGHT FCKING A MAN AT AN AIRPORT PUBLIC BATHROOM- WE ALL SEE THE HIPPOCRACY. RECENTLY I ASKED A FRIEND OF MINE WHO IS A STRONG CONSERVATIVE NOON THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HAVING SEX IN OVERALL OFFICE AND A 17YR OLD CHILD OF A VP CANDIDATE HAVING A CHILD. BARE IN MIND THAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT VALUES HERE, HOW YOU PRACTICE IT, WHAT YOU BELIEVE AND HOW YOU TEACH IT IN YOUR FAMILY. ANYWAYS SHE REPLIED THAT IT’S ACCEPTABLE TO JUDGE PEOPLE VALUES WHEN THEY ARE AT THAT POSITION IN THE GOVERNMENT BUT YOU CAN’T JUDGE PEOPLE’S VALUES WHEN THEY ARE NOT, LIKE IN THIS CASE. LOL I THOUGHT VALUES ARE VALUES AT ALL TIMES NOT SOMETIMES. I WILL LET YOU PONDER ON THAT.
Mat-Valley Born & Raised says:
Haha the second picture down is Andy Gardener. Went to Palmer high school
to Mat-Valley Born & RaisedJJ says:
So, who knocked her up, the nerdy guy or the redneck creep?
to JJSuper Nanny says:
IS MISS BRISTOL DRINKING AND PREGNANT AT THE SAME TIME?????? IF, SO WHO WILL TAKE CARE OF THE CHILD IF IT HAS FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME????
DRINKING, EVEN BEFORE CONCEPTION IS NOT RECOMMENDED BY THE MEDICAL ESTABLISHMENT.
to Super NannyObama '08 says:
Thanks Nik! This goes to show the hypocrisy in the GOP. If folks want to run on family values then their own family had better reflect it! When she released the fact her little Christian girl was knocked up, she said “We’re glad she CHOSE to have this baby.” Sarah Palin is glad her daughter had a choice, the very choice she would take away from women in America. So yeah geniuses, it is important. Just because its what we all do/did its about what a parent running for office says they do/did.
to Obama '08G-NO says:
If your still voting republican you haven’t apparently been paying attention!!!! Trick tramp H to the izzo for VP!!!
to G-NOdirtynasty = sean hannity's screen name says:
i love it when “libertarians” (read: people who were claiming republican 8 years ago, but are now too ashamed to do so, so they call themselves independents or libertarians) come rushing to the defense of their VP in time of crisis…
whenever i see a feeble, transparent line like this: “Im not even saying really who i know Ill vote for, but a 17 year old daughters actions carry no weight on McCains ability to lead. Idiots.” i think to myself:
YA RIGHT! WE KNOW YOU ARE VOTING FOR McCAIN. WHY DON’T YOU JUST MAN UP AND ADMIT IT, INSTEAD OF PRETENDING TO BE UNDECIDED?
“my friend,” (best said in raspy old man mccain voice) you have no business calling other people “idiots” on this message board. it may not always feature the best spelling, but at least most people are honest and not posing to be neutral. if you’re a republican operative, come clean with it.
p.s. in the balloon knot
to dirtynasty = sean hannity's screen namefrankthetank says:
that’s all we need..a white trash VP…might as well let the whole 909 take over the whitehouse.
this has got to go down as the worst decision in political history! Even the most die hard Republicans have trouble defending this one.
to frankthetankmameatloaf says:
these hillbillies make the inland empire look like Beverly Hills
to mameatloafR says:
These are not Palin’s daughter.
to Rhottie says:
To COWBOYS FAN
You are am idiot, what part of that didn’t make sense? I don’t care about all these stories about Sarah Palin’s family. This story is rubbish, all it says to me is that her family is capable of making mistakes just like any other family in America. We can relate to her and her story and that’s all that matters. If you are looking for the perfect vp candidate then STFU and consider dalai lama.
to hottieCOWBOYS FAN says:
hottie:
I just pondered what you wrote, and I’ve come to the conclusion that you are an idiot. I just JUDGED you to be an absolute dumbass. Please don’t write on here anymore. Also, that hottie name is for a jackass. Hottie’s typically don’t have brains. So either you’re lying about being a hottie, or you are an idiot. By all the garbage you have written above, you must be hot. So, at least congrats on that part.
to COWBOYS FANTHIS ISNT EVEN HER says:
DAUGHTER!
HOW PATHETIC!
BRISTOL LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THIS ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
YOU PEOPLE ARE SO PATHETIC.
GET A LIFE.
PSS..
to THIS ISNT EVEN HERDONT HATE CUZ YOUR MAMA HAD YOU WHEN SHE WAS 16 TOO.
thinker says:
All I want to know is how Higher Taxation is going to fix anything? None of this is about the issues….
to thinkerT-Loc says:
those are typical myspace or facebook photos for any 17 year old girl that isn’t some kind of loser, not her mom’s fault, its society’s fault if you really think drinking at 17 and shooting guns at a shooting range are the worst things going on in this country…
to T-Loc10K Milli says:
I’d give this chick my chicken meat! Even if she is pregnant
to 10K MilliJoe Blow says:
I’m voting Obama, but if Bristol and her mom gang bang me till I’m drier than a Texas oil well I’ll vote republican.
to Joe Blowartemis says:
good job nik at least someone is doing a background check
to artemisjoejm65 says:
When Obama was 17, he drank like a fish and did pot and coke constantly. It’s in his autobiography. Maybe someone can find some pics of Obamessiah from the good old days and send them to The Dirty. After all, he’s running for President, not this girl…
to joejm65jgold says:
real sgm.
to jgoldPunk says:
Cowboy
You are the biggest fool, Let me know when you are done with the tabloid so that we can talk about the real issues.
to PunkCOWBOYS FAN says:
hottie:
You are AM IDIOT? Well, with that first line, you just lost me. Look it’s not that I don’t agree with you, I was just letting you know how dumb I think you are. That’s all. No reason to get mad and come back at me with a bunch of garbage. You need to STFU (lame line that I used to tell grown-ups when I was 4).
to COWBOYS FAN