Posted in Scottsdale, The Dirty | September 18th, 2008
DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.
Only in Scottsdale? Please be funny and not racist.
Link to yesterday’s winner - Envelope Please
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins Dirty Booty Shorts!
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lumberg says:
jean van de velde’s fashion statement has never really caught on, even after trying all these years since he sh*t the bed at the end of that british open
to lumbergWhoWhat says:
Times must be tough, this guy can’t even afford a full pair of pants.
to WhoWhatLC says:
Your grandma called and she wants her shoes back!
to LC100% says:
are you arresting me for driving like a moron? Or because im wearing my wifes shoes?
to 100%100 says:
Are you stoping me for driving like a moron…are just because i rolled up my pants to show off that i like women’s shoes?
to 100People are dumb says:
There’s no place like homo, there’s no place like homo, there’s no place….
to People are dumbEm says:
well thats one way to come out of the closet….
to EmEm says:
when did jean claude van dam get into town?
to EmMedium Pimpin says:
Nik – I’m still waiting on winning those booty shorts someday. If won, they will be put to good use. I’ll find some drunken Scottsdale girl to let me take pics of her in them. FYI.
to Medium Pimpinme ;) says:
Just another day at the office on the gulf coast..
to me ;)ukfann00 says:
I shaved my balls for this…
to ukfann00Jimmy Vegas says:
This is not my comment. Just an observation: The car doesn’t have a flat tire. The bottom of the wheel is hidden by the curb. Now that I have that off my chest…
Here’s my comment: “Excuse me Mr. Close Talker, just because I roll up my pants and wear white shoes, you shouldn’t get any funny ideas that you can stick it in my bung hole.”
to Jimmy VegasWho's the pitcher? says:
He took it literally when his life partner asked him to walk a mile in his shoes.
to Who's the pitcher?On the Block tupac died says:
That officer was just tellin him 30k millis dont get tickets because they have overdraft protection
to On the Block tupac diedCL says:
Oh no my pants are on fire! Oh wait, that’s probably just my sexuality.
to CLUofAgirly says:
Go back to Europe
to UofAgirlyJigster says:
He left his blinker on
to Jigster3rk! says:
well, it looks like the girls are safe for another night
to 3rk!DP says:
i was able to afford this loafer lightener with all the money i saved by switching to GEICO!
to DPskyetastic says:
“It’s arizona, buddy. It hardly rains here, so why are you looking out for a flood?”
to skyetasticNon-Faggoty Shoes says:
Why yes sir, of course I take it IN THE BUTT. Thanks for asking first.
to Non-Faggoty ShoesTacoDip says:
Peewee Herman is back in style!!
to TacoDipmarie says:
Senator Larry Craig out for a night on the town with one of his “friends”. The white shoes work better than hand signals under the stall. He’s waiting on his wife to come change the flat for him.
to marieC.M. says:
Life after youtube…behind the scenes of “guido dance in cabo” guy.
to C.M.C.M. says:
gotta have left lower than the right, cuz only real guidos wear shoes that are white…YAYGA BAWM (Jager Bomb)
to C.M.THE SAFE MONEY says:
TMZ exclusivce footage of Nik Richie of “THEDIRTY” fame being released from booking…
to THE SAFE MONEYcarl carlsberg says:
man+capris= manpris = never ok.
to carl carlsberg2up2down says:
Dont step on my white leather shoes-Friends dont let friends dress like douchbags
to 2up2downWOOOOOF says:
castaway couture
to WOOOOOFGo Frogs! says:
Well Clark this is how we roll in Scottsdale.
to Go Frogs!Tag line from the new movie “Scotssdale Vacation”
just me says:
Well, girls just talk thier way out of tickets and I actually tap dance out…….
to just meMWW says:
I am sporting a style that is popular in Europe and in time will come to the States…everyone will be following my lead in a year or two – the States are so far behind and homophobic when it comes to fashion….
to MWWthe liz says:
Mommy? Why does that woman have such hairy legs?
to the lizcleatus says:
Guess who is not going to be changing the tire
to cleatusGeorge Jetson says:
“hey, aren’t you brady quinn?”
BQ: “like…for sure”
“can i get your autograph for my lady friend?”
BQ: “like…totally!”
“we used to love watching you when you played for the browns.”
BQ: “i’m gay!”
to George JetsonThe Great E-google-izer says:
who’s the lord of the dance now bitch?
to The Great E-google-izerhonu head says:
dude, WTF??
to honu headSoundagent says:
“Why are your pants so high?”
to Soundagent“they said it would rain, i swear!!!”
“so why do u have white loafers on?”
“dont ask questions!! just touch it!!”
Chuckles says:
I left the matching purse in my brother’s Porsche Boxster.
to Chucklesozzman says:
dirty booty shorts again? i’m on the computer in my parents basement. what the hell am i going to do with booty shorts?
to ozzmanPeter Griffin says:
“Click your heels and repeat after me…’There’s no place like Homo”
to Peter Griffingiz says:
suck my cankles
to gizdoyourhomework says:
In other news…Scottsdale police are searching for a suspect in a recent burglary. Actor Randy Quaid aka Cousin Eddie has reported to authorities his Scottsdale home was broken into last night. Police are searching for leads.
to doyourhomeworkEl Jefe de Jefes.. . says:
P-nazi displays his mating signs when in his natural habitat by displaying his finely tuned calves to the pack leaders of Suburban Douches.
to El Jefe de Jefes.. .Ocho Blumpkin says:
It’s hot and my ankles are sweaty…
to Ocho Blumpkinimprowler says:
Seen outside SIX in Scottsdale, Some Dork asking his buddy, “Why won’t anybody come to our hip club?”
to improwlerHoss 76 says:
If she didn’t have cankles, she would be kinda hot.
to Hoss 76Ophelia says:
…and then there’s the people Hurricane Ike SHOULD have taken out.
to OpheliaPT says:
Exclusive pictures of the Nik Ritchie sobriety test.
On a side note: Nice Steve Madden’s
to PTDJ P.H.DUBB says:
“ITS HARD OUT HERE FOR A PIMP”
to DJ P.H.DUBB