EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS: Holly Madison Leaves Hefner For Douche Bag Criss Angel
Posted in Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty | September 11th, 2008
It was only a matter of time… Exclusive information to TheDirty.com from the inside (Yes, we broke this officially. Sources close to Criss Angel confirmed story.)
Holly Madison moves out of the Playboy Mansion because she is sleeping with Criss Angel. Douche Tard Angel definitely pulled a rabbit out of his hat on this one, according to inside source though Hef is totally fine with it.
Holly Madison was really working her way into everything (will) at Playboy even choosing Playmates for the magazine. Now “The Girls Next Door” Producers are scrambling on how they are going to finish the show with Holly Madison- Ex-Girl Next Door.
Hef it is time to rotate, please bring in some younger fresh tail. Thank you.- nik
Harpoon says:
“He will pass on never really being loved, only an old used old man. SO sad. Hef, find someome you own age who can appreciate you..” -missjune
That’s hilarious…you say that like that matters to men more than, let’s say, having smoking hot 20-something year old tail with +2′s kissing your ass until your 84…Hi-f’n-larious. Hef: Yes, please somebody get me the “where’s the beef” lady to replace Holly, thinks will be so much better around here. She’s dead? How about Janet Reno then? LMFAO!
to HarpoonGaetano says:
Chriss Angel always looks like he just got done doing his “Disappearing White Powder” routine.
to Gaetanoperson says:
criss angel is my hero, and i dont care what you say about him. so holly left hef it was only matter of time
to personCAPTAIN SAVE A HO says:
Hef has got a stable of playmates waiting to step up and replace holly! Show me a great piece of ass and i can probably show you someone who’s tired of fuccking it! Same old Pussy gets boring, thats why there is anal, and when that gets old its time to move on! keep rotatin them bitches hef!
to CAPTAIN SAVE A HOwtf says:
another dumb blonde bitch picking the wrong dude for a picked white fence lifestyle. Gee, where have I heard that before??
to wtfDaAlien says:
Why are Boxters bad? I want one…Love those cars, better than 911′s
to DaAlienrichie says:
boxters are for pikers, lame as hell.
to richieRashid Ghauri says:
Chriss Angel will dump herb soon too….
to Rashid GhauriJean says:
Big Compliment for Hugh!!!!!!
I am glad he is not such a fool as to marry her and give her a child; because that is all what Madison, ( and all others) would WANT: her FULL LIFE ENSURANCE!!
although he is 81 years of age, he clearly has a clear mind ! I would say to Hugh: Those Babes want to enjoy your Monney and Succes, so you have the right to Enjoy THEM ! Take it and donnot give everything away! Have fun with the Babes! I would do the same, the same way around as they do with you !
to JeanTRUE STORY says:
I saw Holly 2 weekends ago at Hyde in Hollywood with Brody & his deuche bag of a sidekick Frankie! Holly was with Brody’s new gf Jade! If her and Hef were still together she would not be out past 10 pm on a weekend!
to TRUE STORY-_o says:
dood…..criss is frikken sexiii, i dont blame holly for leavin hef
to -_oRim Licker says:
If he is so good at magic maybe he can make Holly 15 years younger and change her annoying voice.
Isn’t Criss gay? With that fruity haircut and the lisp I totally had him in my gay pool with Ryan Seacrest and Clay Aiken.
to Rim LickerB-RAD says:
Thank god-I really hated her, She is a ZERO talent dim-wit that was tring to feel and act important by attempting to descion make. I was watching her try to weasil her way into power. SHe is only good for one thing AND that is lying naked on her back! I hope they get rid of that nasty ghetto wanna be too- HEFF, DUMP KENDRA ” YOU CANT POLISH A TURD!”
to B-RADRoxie23 says:
I think Criss Angel is the best thing since sliced bread, i mean come on look at him….his a Hunk and the fact that he had Pamela Anderson, Britney Spears and now Holly Madison makes him a GOD.I say GO HOLLY!!!!!
to Roxie23Rxoxox says:
John AZ: You forgot to mention Paris Hilton in your Criss Angel-n-trainwreck blondes column. I’ve seen vids of them swiping tongue (shudder) and one where she was pole dancing and he came on stage and groped her….
to RxoxoxCaz says:
see this i the thing…would those girls be with him if he wasnt so rich?’ I done fink sooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!not if he lived in a trailer at a park, no body knew him and he didnt have a job and sat around all day spittin tobaccon and smokin not even able to afford a car….
so transparent isnt it. Those women use their bodies and sex appeal to get what they want out of life.
They are actually there for the money!!!!
to CazAnonymous says:
Holly left Hef because he would not marry her. She deserves to be with someone that is satisfied with one woman. Criss is just a rebound. She is a creative, intelligent and beautiful woman with a bright future ahead of her. Just watch.
to Anonymous**** says:
You guys have too much time on your hands, who cares!!!!
to ****criss angel hater says:
ew who would ever want to be with that fake magician loser with a lisp? I’d be with heff or any other rich old man any day over that fool and no I dont like old nasty men! And Caz I see your point that obviously there just with Heff because hes Heff but come on who would date a guy who lived in a trailor park with no job and no car anyways? Plus these girls arent that hot or great, I still cant figure out how out of all the beautiful playmates and woman he meets how these three plain janes became girlfriends? I just dont get it. Holly looked like sh*t before all her plastic surgery, bridget is not and has never been cute and shes old and Kendra is annoying, soooo obviously not into him and so bored with everything they do, I cant believe this all went on as long as it did!
to criss angel haterThe reality check says:
Oh my God what a surprise!!!!!!
The only surprise here is that those three whores hooked up with that old goat in the first place. Its like banging Mr.Burns
to The reality checkAmanda says:
Holly Madison is a beautiful woman, and has a very clever wit. Also, dating an older man is one of the smartest things a girl can do. They are so full of knowledge and experience. I would take an 83 year old man over some dumb tool that has never traveled, never taken big risks, and is probably still living off of his parents. I don’t belive Holly Madison is an opportunist as she has been portrayed. She is a fun girl living her life. Good luck to you Holly! I think you are fabulous! I do agree with the comments about Kendra. Her body is INCREDIBLE, but she insists on making herself look dumb over and over. I really wish she would be quiet and quit thinking that it is cool to act like an idiot.
to Amandakeep it real says:
chris was with another female last night @ lax , with jlo & mark anthony
to keep it realdiana says:
love you holly and the best for you “next”
to diananot true! says:
all this is not true, all these websites you see with Holly leaves hef are no nonsence sites.
they are not REAL sites like E! online or whatnot,
to not true!dont believe everything you read. ffs!
wake up! says:
YOU guys,wake up. all the women with criss is a publiclty stunt to stay in the news. although he tries real hard to be with the young girls who are impressed with his money and fame, his real desires are for his little boyfriends and he leaks out the ‘secret’all the time,like when he shows his dogtag and then points to his lips with his finger to say “shush”–and he writes on his cd rubber room, and procreation which are about receiving anal sex!–everyone in vegas says he doesnt even try to hide it except from his adoring liitle fans.
to wake up!rcker15 says:
I am so glad that Holly has left hef. i can’t imagine living with hef that long so criss would be a great replacement. Criss is really nice and romantic so it should last longer, at least I hope so!
to rcker15RichyRich says:
It was all about the money and fame for the girls anyway. Hef should either accept he’s OLD or see his Urologist and rathere then take just his Viagra but be perscribed (under a Doctor’s watch), HGH. HGH is known for it ability to roll back the clock, bring back vertility, improved muscle tone/growth. For those ocassional E.D. his Viagra right there on the nightstand.
I’m excited for Holly anyway. Could we soon see some sex video’s show up with Chriss Angel and Holly Madison? One could only hope…
to RichyRichtammy says:
it will never be the same without holly brig and kendra
to tammypropertyofgerard says:
IM SOOOO SAD THAT WAS THE COUPLE THAT MADE MY LIFE A BRIGHTER DAY jk but i feel bad for hef and then i dont cuz he has a million other girls for sum reason i dnt kno want tew be with him OWELL
to propertyofgerardAnonymous says:
CRISS ANGEL IS HOT~!!
That Holly is such an ugly SLUT.
to AnonymousShe was better screwing that old man!
(Speaking of which, Hefner should be dieing pretty soon…)
me says:
i liked holly.
to methe show will probably bomb now.
shelby says:
i think it was a bad choice to leave hef.he was a greatguy.but it was hollys choice.but criss angle is hottt.but that dosent matter.it was hollys fault.she will have to answer alot of questions about it!!!!
to shelbythe insider says:
Holly was hot!
to the insiderhef was not!
hes like 80 years old and hes wif 20 year old women.
when they were born he was old!
he should just hurry up and die
criss angel want a better choice either
hell probably just do some BLACK MAGIC on her
usedcarauction says:
As a Newbie, I am always searching online for articles that can help me. Thank you
to usedcarauctionusedcarauction says:
Hello. Great job. I did not expect this on a Wednesday. This is a great story. Thanks!
to usedcarauctionpink sheet says:
Nice post! GA is also my biggest earning. However, it’s not a much.
to pink sheetCrilllepbex says:
Of course, what a great site and informative posts, I will add backlink – bookmark this site? Regards, Reader.
to CrilllepbexCrilllepbex says:
To start earning money with your blog, initially use Google Adsense but gradually as your traffic increases, keep adding more and more money making programs to your site.
to CrilllepbexCrilllepbex says:
In searching for sites related to web hosing and specifically comparison hosting linux plan web, your site came up.
to CrilllepbexCrilllepbex says:
What is captcha code?, pls provide me capcha code codes or plugin, Thanks in advance.
to Crilllepbexpharmacy schools in canada says:
Great work, webmaster, nice
to pharmacy schools in canadaTodd Howard says:
This makes me remember something funny that my dad always said…
to Todd HowardOf course it is surely inappropriate at this time…
Charles James says:
This makes me remember this thing my cousin always said…
to Charles JamesOf course it is probably not appropriate at this time…
Tina Webb says:
This brings back to mind something funny that my dad would always say…
to Tina WebbOf course it is probably not appropriate right this moment…
Laura Kelly says:
This reminds me of something funny that my dad would always say…
to Laura KellyBut then it is probably not appropriate right this moment…
Brenda Stevens says:
This makes me remember something that my grandma used to say…
to Brenda StevensHowever it is probably inappropriate right this moment…
Gloria Hall says:
This reminds me of something funny that my aunt used to say…
to Gloria HallHowever it is so inappropriate right this moment…
Evelyn Henderson says:
This reminds me of something funny that my grandpa always said…
to Evelyn HendersonThen it is most likely not appropriate right this moment…
Michael Bryant says:
This brings to mind something my sister used to say…
to Michael BryantHowever it’s so inappropriate right this moment…
Clarence Taylor says:
This brings to mind something funny that my sister would always say…
to Clarence TaylorBut it is definitely not appropriate right now…