Hoffspring At The University Of Arizona

Posted in Arizona / UofA, The Dirty | September 7th, 2008

Hoffspring

Hoffspring

Hoffspring

THE DIRTY ARMY: These are pictures from the first football game. The picture of the group is at Gentle Ben’s on University Blvd. This is Taylor Hasselhoff.  She’s a DG at the U of A so you know she would, but would you?

Answer:  No, the freshman 40 is in RAPID MODE.  I give her one year at UofA.



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Hoffspring At The University Of Arizona
  1. September 7, 2008 at 10:14 am

    Hmmm says:

    I’d bukakke the whole table, including papa Hoff.

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  2. September 7, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    Anonymous says:

    in the next year she will gain at least another 40lbs. become a whore (thanks dg!) and subsequently drop out of school. good luck.

    Reply to Anonymous
  3. September 7, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    PT says:

    is this the daughter that taped him when he was smashed?

    Reply to PT
  4. September 7, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    heartbreaker says:

    I bet she would get along with ghost face killa

    Reply to heartbreaker
  5. September 7, 2008 at 2:22 pm

    bingbong says:

    i dub this crowd of slutpuppies, “the idiot crew”. hoff can be the class prez.

    Reply to bingbong
  6. September 7, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    BJN says:

    I swear–before I read the comment, I thought “check out the Hasselhoff-lookalike in the white shirt. Wierd

    Reply to BJN
  7. September 7, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    C.M. says:

    You know the girls are beat when David Hasselhoff is the cutest girl there. I can’t stop this feeling!

    Reply to C.M.
  8. September 7, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    NoObama08 says:

    David Hasselhoff is an alcoholic and he lets his child throw parties that include Red Cups..Bad Daddy..Daughter will follow in Daddy’s Drunken footsteps..NO RED CUPS ALLOWED DAVID!!!!!

    Reply to NoObama08
  9. September 7, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    Anonymous says:

    wow someone clearly has a life when they have time to make a blog about taylor hasselhoff. time well spent. classy you guys.

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  10. September 7, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    anonymous says:

    wow whoever has time to post a log about taylor hasselhoff clearly has no life. time well spent. classy.

    Reply to anonymous
  11. September 7, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    KITT says:

    Michael, there seems to be a life form entering your daughter from behind…

    Reply to KITT
  12. September 7, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Taylor is a chill ass girl so stop hating on her because you are jealous

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  13. September 7, 2008 at 6:37 pm

    Dirt McGirt says:

    I get the feeling that the only people posting on here are internet nerds. “Feh, her knees are FAR too sharp for my liking, I’ve had better.” No, no you idiots have not. This chick is fine as F*CK. If I wasn’t obnoxious and somewhat mediocre looking, I would date her (assuming she’d give me the time of day, and I say that sans the merest hint of chagrin)

    I go to the Dirty just to see whats up around campus, but all of these troglodytes ruin it for me. Assholes.

    Reply to Dirt McGirt
  14. September 7, 2008 at 6:48 pm

    Dont Hassle The Hoff says:

    How dare you try to hassle the hoff!

    Reply to Dont Hassle The Hoff
  15. September 7, 2008 at 9:45 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I would def stick it in him…her. not so much.

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  16. September 7, 2008 at 11:44 pm

    Richard Cranium says:

    ha ha yes nik you must put the video from the hasselhoff website on here
    http://www.hasselhoff.com/

    Reply to Richard Cranium
  17. September 7, 2008 at 11:47 pm

    Richard Cranium says:

    “U of A, this flukin place rocks man” – The Hoff

    Reply to Richard Cranium
  18. September 8, 2008 at 9:41 am

    DahDude says:

    I am so gonna try nd smash this, just to do it

    Reply to DahDude
  19. September 8, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    Anonymous says:

    i dont think anyone is jealous of an alcoholic father and a (fat) DG

    Reply to Anonymous
  20. September 8, 2008 at 6:06 pm

    Dartatigan says:

    Hasselhoff is a badass. He’s up there with Clint Eastwood.

    Reply to Dartatigan
  21. September 9, 2008 at 11:32 pm

    Anonymous says:

    U of A DG’s are awesome! Don’t be jealous!

    Reply to Anonymous
  22. September 11, 2008 at 10:07 pm

    realgirl says:

    wow this is so extremely obnoxious. first of all she is not fat in any way. i see her all the time she is abolutely gorgeous and why r u hating on david hasselhoff? there a normal father and daughter..shes a normal sorority girl and its a picture of her dad and her friends out to dinner. get over it. like really.

    Reply to realgirl
  23. May 25, 2009 at 6:23 am

    HOFF GIRLFRIEND says:

    HI DAVID HASSELHOFF IWOULD LIKE TOINVITED YOU TO OUR PLACE FOR A LONG HOLIDAY PLEASE DAVID HASSELHOFF CAN YOU GET A FLIGHT OUT OF ARIZONA RIGHT NOW

    Reply to HOFF GIRLFRIEND
  24. June 14, 2009 at 9:29 am

    HOFF GIRLFRIEND says:

    DAVID HASSELHOFF IWOULD LIKE TO INVITED YOU DAVID HASSELHOFF FOR TEA AND DAVID HASSELHOFF PLEASE COME RIGHT NOW

    Reply to HOFF GIRLFRIEND

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