Hoffspring At The University Of Arizona
Posted in Arizona / UofA, The Dirty | September 7th, 2008



THE DIRTY ARMY: These are pictures from the first football game. The picture of the group is at Gentle Ben’s on University Blvd. This is Taylor Hasselhoff. She’s a DG at the U of A so you know she would, but would you?
Answer: No, the freshman 40 is in RAPID MODE. I give her one year at UofA.





Hmmm says:
I’d bukakke the whole table, including papa Hoff.
to HmmmAnonymous says:
in the next year she will gain at least another 40lbs. become a whore (thanks dg!) and subsequently drop out of school. good luck.
to AnonymousPT says:
is this the daughter that taped him when he was smashed?
to PTheartbreaker says:
I bet she would get along with ghost face killa
to heartbreakerbingbong says:
i dub this crowd of slutpuppies, “the idiot crew”. hoff can be the class prez.
to bingbongBJN says:
I swear–before I read the comment, I thought “check out the Hasselhoff-lookalike in the white shirt. Wierd
to BJNC.M. says:
You know the girls are beat when David Hasselhoff is the cutest girl there. I can’t stop this feeling!
to C.M.NoObama08 says:
David Hasselhoff is an alcoholic and he lets his child throw parties that include Red Cups..Bad Daddy..Daughter will follow in Daddy’s Drunken footsteps..NO RED CUPS ALLOWED DAVID!!!!!
to NoObama08Anonymous says:
wow someone clearly has a life when they have time to make a blog about taylor hasselhoff. time well spent. classy you guys.
to Anonymousanonymous says:
wow whoever has time to post a log about taylor hasselhoff clearly has no life. time well spent. classy.
to anonymousKITT says:
Michael, there seems to be a life form entering your daughter from behind…
to KITTAnonymous says:
Taylor is a chill ass girl so stop hating on her because you are jealous
to AnonymousDirt McGirt says:
I get the feeling that the only people posting on here are internet nerds. “Feh, her knees are FAR too sharp for my liking, I’ve had better.” No, no you idiots have not. This chick is fine as F*CK. If I wasn’t obnoxious and somewhat mediocre looking, I would date her (assuming she’d give me the time of day, and I say that sans the merest hint of chagrin)
I go to the Dirty just to see whats up around campus, but all of these troglodytes ruin it for me. Assholes.
to Dirt McGirtDont Hassle The Hoff says:
How dare you try to hassle the hoff!
to Dont Hassle The HoffAnonymous says:
I would def stick it in him…her. not so much.
to AnonymousRichard Cranium says:
ha ha yes nik you must put the video from the hasselhoff website on here
to Richard Craniumhttp://www.hasselhoff.com/
Richard Cranium says:
“U of A, this flukin place rocks man” – The Hoff
to Richard CraniumDahDude says:
I am so gonna try nd smash this, just to do it
to DahDudeAnonymous says:
i dont think anyone is jealous of an alcoholic father and a (fat) DG
to AnonymousDartatigan says:
Hasselhoff is a badass. He’s up there with Clint Eastwood.
to DartatiganAnonymous says:
U of A DG’s are awesome! Don’t be jealous!
to Anonymousrealgirl says:
wow this is so extremely obnoxious. first of all she is not fat in any way. i see her all the time she is abolutely gorgeous and why r u hating on david hasselhoff? there a normal father and daughter..shes a normal sorority girl and its a picture of her dad and her friends out to dinner. get over it. like really.
to realgirlHOFF GIRLFRIEND says:
HI DAVID HASSELHOFF IWOULD LIKE TOINVITED YOU TO OUR PLACE FOR A LONG HOLIDAY PLEASE DAVID HASSELHOFF CAN YOU GET A FLIGHT OUT OF ARIZONA RIGHT NOW
to HOFF GIRLFRIENDHOFF GIRLFRIEND says:
DAVID HASSELHOFF IWOULD LIKE TO INVITED YOU DAVID HASSELHOFF FOR TEA AND DAVID HASSELHOFF PLEASE COME RIGHT NOW
to HOFF GIRLFRIEND