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1. September 18, 2008 at 5:11 pm

   Sammy Vegas says:

   At least if he is elected president he will have someone with many years of ‘executive experience’ on his side not to mention her superb knowledge of foreign policy because she can see Russia from Alaska.

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2. September 18, 2008 at 5:17 pm

   OBAMA 08 BABY says:

   and….as I said under the Bush thread, I bet we wont see any of the Obama bashers in here either.

   McCain hasn’t been straight with the American public since 2000 when he let Bush bash his family and his legacy during the presidential race. What was once an honorably person, has become a man who will do anything and say anything to become president…knowing damn well he support Bush and his policies 90% of the time and the he is in NO-WAY the change the American people need.

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3. September 18, 2008 at 5:18 pm

   Dakota says:

   I think we should just cancel the election and give Grandpa and the church lady the nuclear codes now.

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4. September 18, 2008 at 6:10 pm

   BuckNasty says:

   C’mon Nik, at least he has an excuse….he’s senile for god’s sake!! What are you gonna post a picture of him buying his Depends next?!

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5. September 18, 2008 at 6:11 pm

   Truth says:

   Wow, he flip flops on issues…amazing. Who cares?

   Only in America would there be people who think a guy who has been in the Senate for less than 200 days should be President.

   Bleh.

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6. September 18, 2008 at 6:13 pm

   Cruel by Intention says:

   Gotta love Tim Russert…and we think this man is the new leader – that is like saying that the Cardinal’s are going to the superbowl! He speaks like this all the time? Let’s see:
   *dumb look – check
   *dumb stare – check
   *if all else fails – deny it – check
   *no email, or 20th century mode of communication, oh yes, his cell phone – check
   *lastly – if I can’t hear it, just say yes, or let someone else answer – check

   Clearly who the people should elect – uncheck…

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7. September 18, 2008 at 6:48 pm

   Chicago says:

   THANKS NIK!!!!

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8. September 18, 2008 at 6:49 pm

   Hoot says:

   It’s about time!

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9. September 18, 2008 at 7:02 pm

   stan says:

   And he’s the smart one on the ticket.

   Bush was terrible. Just awful. We found out what happens when you elect a mental midget to lead the most powerful nation on earth. Now, the question you need to be asking yourselves is this: do I want a command performance?

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10. September 18, 2008 at 7:39 pm

    Tony says:

    they r all sales(persons)

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11. September 18, 2008 at 8:44 pm

    Levi says:

    Someone help me escape from this fixed shotgun wedding. I would rather get ass raped by a caribou than end up getting hitched and moving to the BLACK CITY of DC. Maybe I should swim to Russia cuz I can see it from my bedroom window. I’m a simple guy who wants to be a redneck, play with myself & my XBox, doesn’t want any kids, and has never been around colored people. They look meaner in real life except for that guy that looks like Urkel. Plus, the Flip Flop Express we ride around in SMELLS like Ben Gay and we always have to eat creamed corn. WTF! This guy grandpa is always talking about something but never makes any real sense. Only when I get high, in the bathroom, does he actually sound Presidential.

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12. September 18, 2008 at 8:45 pm

    OBAMA 08! says:

    lol.. what an ass

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13. September 18, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    Red States are More than Dumb says:

    If anyone needs a video to know they should not vote Republican this time, they are beyond help.

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14. September 18, 2008 at 9:01 pm

    DeadZone says:

    I don’t think he’ll win now. Bush has raped and ruined this country. Who the hell would want the job as president now?

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15. September 18, 2008 at 9:25 pm

    I hear Ya says:

    thanks so left wing its retards!!!

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16. September 18, 2008 at 9:28 pm

    BuckNasty says:

    Seriously I can’t wait for him to be president, just so I can see the video of him coming out of the White House, shaking his walking cane up in the air yelling “You kids get off my lawn!!!”

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17. September 18, 2008 at 9:33 pm

    Alex says:

    I can create video’s where he says hed like to stick it in obamas wife! How is this any different?The libs are getting desperate..That, is what i like to see.

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18. September 18, 2008 at 9:38 pm

    Pick Me! says:

    The silence from the Cranky McSame supporters is absolutely deafening. This mini collage of granpa’s greatest hits is never shown on corporate media. If it ever gets out into mass circulation, this election would be over before it started. I’ve seen so many more disaster clips from grandpa, it makes me wonder what the Kool-Aid drinking lemmings were thinking when they saw this clip. I bet they’re in denial blaming the media for having a liberal bias. Common people! Do we really deserve more incompetence in our daily lives? Its no wonder why our country is listed way down the educational rankings compared to other countries. W’s program of no child left behind and poor funding for education was meant to dumb down our country so that we can easily be SCARED into believing doing things against our best interests. Someone from grandpa’s camp please answer why is McCain the right choice in 2008 when he wasn’t the right choice in 2000 even though he was still a POW survivor at that time and married to a pill stealing beer heiress?

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19. September 18, 2008 at 9:44 pm

    OCTrout says:

    Well, at least he didn’t sound like a ghetto-tard, youknowwhatI’msayin’?

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20. September 18, 2008 at 9:54 pm

    billy says:

    Stupid white people for obama…..why… because he’s about change….what change…he dont know they dont know.

    Stupid clueless white people….you get what you deserve.

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21. September 18, 2008 at 9:59 pm

    when I grow up I want to be a 30K mill says:

    This was not a fair viedo NIK. This was cut and put together from several videos. When a teleprompter goes down he can still REMEMER what the hell he was talking about and sound some what smart. Lets face it… If the sheach is already written Obama can read it like a pro, but if there is no speach to read Mccain is better! Lets wait to see some good debates.

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22. September 18, 2008 at 10:06 pm

    goooo says:

    You can catch any politician doing this. Pandering is not a new thing. The Daily Show ran an excellent bit on this topic recently.

    However, Great Grandpa McCain isn’t getting any younger. If you CHOOSE not to be educated on issues like, uh, THE ECONOMY, when you’re well into your political career… I just can’t get behind that.

    To be president, you need to the ability to think through difficult ideas. McCain just seems so… simple. Having been a POW, while respectable, does not give you the intellectual ability to sharply apply the appropriate remedies to problems.

    He’s stuck in his archaic time of “tell the people everything is fine.” It’s like, we know the economy isn’t fine, dude…

    But people like to hear that. So plenty of people will vote for him.

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23. September 18, 2008 at 10:08 pm

    Obama 2008 !! :) says:

    One could argue that girls with +2′s are liars…because they are faking larger tits.

    However, their lies are amazingly neutral and flat compared to the FLAT OUT lies McCain and Palin are spewing all over the place. If I have to hear Palin say “thanks but no thanks to the bridge to nowhere”–after it’s been disproven over and over again…I’m going to scream. Since when did lying become acceptable? Americans aren’t stupid…at least I hope they aren’t.

    If you are happy with the past 8 years and want 4 more vote McCain. If you believe there is a need for some fundamental change vote Obama–and don’t give me that line about “change what?” you can read about what he is going to change if you visit his website.

    All you 30K millionaires will be in a lot better shape under his tax plan–in fact if you’re making under $266K you’ll be in better shape.

    I leave you with this:

    What if John McCain were a former president of the Harvard Law Review?
    What if Barack Obama finished fifth from the bottom of his graduating class?

    What if McCain were still married to the first woman he said “I do” to? What if Obama were the candidate who left his first wife after she no longer measured up to his standards?

    What if Michelle Obama were a wife who not only became addicted
    to pain killers, but acquired them illegally through her charitable
    organization?
    What if Cindy McCain graduated from Harvard?

    What if Obama were a member of the “Keating 5″?
    What if McCain was a charismatic, eloquent speaker?

    If these questions reflected reality, do you really believe the
    election numbers would be as close as they are?

    This is what racism does. It covers up, rationalizes and
    minimizes positive qualities in one candidate and emphasizes negative
    qualities in another when there is a color difference.

    Although your site is funny–I sometimes don’t like when you say things about “All Asians smell like noodles” although that isn’t the same as calling them G**** it’s still not helping

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24. September 18, 2008 at 10:25 pm

    DUFF says:

    at least he visited the troops in iraq instead of being a pussy like obama just sayin

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25. September 18, 2008 at 11:06 pm

    Red State Hick says:

    Hey Obama 2008. You got me. I can’t answer any of your questions without sounding like an ignorant racist douche. Checkmate! The problem I run into is my family has always voted Republican because we’re told to do so at church. After looking up the facts on both candidates’ web pages, you are correct on the tax plan issue. I’ll do my best to start checking the facts from both side before I open my trap and say something stupid. Btw, how did you find out I made $30k a year?

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26. September 18, 2008 at 11:38 pm

    Truth says:

    “All you 30K millionaires will be in a lot better shape under his tax plan–in fact if you’re making under $266K you’ll be in better shape.”

    Actually, Obama has stated multiple times that the tax cuts in ’03 and ’05 that Bush implemented would be revoked, and voted not to extend them. How else is he going to fund a socialized health care network?

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27. September 19, 2008 at 12:41 am

    Anonymous says:

    The post above (Obama 08!! , is sad. “One could argue that girls with +2’s are liars…because they are faking larger tits. However, their lies are amazingly neutral and flat compared to the FLAT OUT lies McCain and Palin are spewing all over the place.” Seriously? Did your 12th grade english teacher tell you that you could be something one day? Still holding onto that? Apparently.

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28. September 19, 2008 at 2:25 am

    T says:

    wow! there are alot of things taken out of context here. while i think all politicians flip flop especially in an election this is pretty ridiculous. nice try

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29. September 19, 2008 at 2:50 am

    McLame = Bush says:

    oh… americans arnt stupid REPUBLICANS are! oh and i love all their excuses they have for mclames OWN WORDS, and by the way, the only thing bush had to say in the 04 election about kerry was ” hes a flip flopper” now look whos doing the flippity flops all over the damn place

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30. September 19, 2008 at 4:14 am

    devilsadvocate says:

    Nik, your about gay!! Go Mccain!!!!(Sposered and backed by the United States Marine Corps)

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31. September 19, 2008 at 4:14 am

    devilsadvocate says:

    sponsered

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32. September 19, 2008 at 6:56 am

    Private Gregg says:

    John McCain resume’
    US NAVAL ACADEMY
    US NAVY 2 tours in NAM
    US HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES 2 TERMS 82-86
    US SENATOR 87-present

    Barry Obama resume’
    occidental college
    harvard law
    US SENATOR 04-present

    Who am I gonna hire?

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33. September 19, 2008 at 6:56 am

    Yeah right says:

    Hey Dutch,OBAMA DID VISIT THE TROOPS IN IRAQ! There is video of it. He just did go to the hospital in Germany because the admins at the hospital wouldn’t allow some of his staff who also worked on the campaign to go.

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34. September 19, 2008 at 6:58 am

    Yeah right says:

    Oh and another thing Obama donations from the military are something like 6 to 1 over McCain donations. So devilsadvocate, I would say that Obama is sposered (sic) by the Marines

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35. September 19, 2008 at 8:11 am

    OBAMA 08 BABY says:

    and it just continues……

    Fumbling, again, some of his economic messaging, McCain confused the Federal Election Commission for the Securities and Exchange Commission during his speech on the housing and financial crises Friday morning.

    Calling for SEC Chairman Chris Cox to step down, McCain declared: “I believe the chairman of the FEC should resign and leave office immediately.”

    It was the second straight day in which the Senator made a verbal flub. On Thursday he actually called for Cox to be fired, only to be reminded, via an ABC News report, that the president cannot axe the SEC Chairman.

    That McCain would substitute FEC for SEC may seem like an innocent rhetorical misstep. But it plays into a broader criticism of the Senator: mainly that he is uncomfortable with matters pertaining to the economy. The FEC, after all, is a regulatory agency that deals with the financing of federal elections. The SEC is an independent agency that enforces federal securities laws and regulates the securities industry.

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36. September 19, 2008 at 8:17 am

    go away says:

    devilsadvocate:

    what the hell has mccain done for the marine corps? maybe you should start reading the newspaper instead of the dirty.

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37. September 19, 2008 at 8:24 am

    go away says:

    no offense, nik.

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38. September 19, 2008 at 9:52 am

    WereInTrouble says:

    The majority of people who want to vote for Obama, base that opinion on these “Speeches for Change” and what a wonderful speaker he is. He does not write those speeches. You want the government to give you free health care? free college? lol ask a Canadian how good there health care is. I am not exactly a huge McCain supporter, my annoyance of Obama doesnt stem from my Love of McCain. Its just the fact that all these millions of people who have never given a crap about voting for a president, all the sudden hear a few speeches from a man with little experience, and everybody is all about “voting in the right person for change” since everything is so bad right now. How come nobody cared enough 4 years ago to vote for John Kerry instead of Bush?

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39. September 19, 2008 at 9:55 am

    WereInTrouble says:

    People only care now because its easy to Blame the government and Bush for all of our problems. I just wish Americans cared all the time, not just when times get tough. These problems we are having now, with the economy, housing market, stock market, these things did not just happen over night, they are years of bad decisions comming to a head. Its much bigger than Bush made a bunch of bad decisions and the war. But its just easier to Blame Bush. (not that I am sticking up for Bush, he is a total idiot, and I voted for John Kerry) But because of peoples hate for Bush, a genuinely good candidate, who has fought for his country and has years and years of experience is getting passed up by a man who attended a church for over 20 years with a Reverend whos sermons spoke of his hate for America… and white people… etc…. Someone who was friendly with a man who admitted to terrorist bombings in the United States (Jeremiah Wright) (do a little research since the mainstream liberal media seems to think that Palins pregnant daughter is a bigger story). And only when it started to cause controversy for his campaign, did he stop attending this church. Now I dont mind if “Joe Smith” next door wants to go to a church like that, but NOT my president. I guess I dont care who anyone votes for as long as they vote.. but see this is what will happen, everyone cares so much this year…lots of people will vote.. someone will be our new president, things will eventually get better, and then nobody will care again until things get bad. Thats the American way. right?

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40. September 19, 2008 at 9:59 am

    Private Gregg says:

    McCain is a War hero and a republican!!! The Military backs republicans because republicans are not long haired dope smoking hippies who hate american soldiers. Republicans also are in favor of giving raises and benefits to the military. Clinton shut down so many military installations and reduced are military to under one million troops. Thats why the marines support McCain……Make WAR not peace!!!!

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41. September 19, 2008 at 11:17 am

    go away says:

    Private Gregg : Dude, McCain so old, he’s going to die trying to make a decision. Consider the fact that when your parents are old enough to be deemed “senior citizens” they’re shoved in nursing homes irregardless of their “experience”.

    Of course people worry more when things are bad, especially when they point a finger and there is a legitimate jackass standing in front of it.

    Again, marine, maybe you should stop thinking with your gun and start thinking with your brain.

    p.s to all of your marines out there- i was standing right beside you when things were bad, vote for who is going to make things better, not worse.

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42. September 19, 2008 at 11:19 am

    SLEJ says:

    Dem’s are for the gays

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43. September 19, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    Douchebag says:

    McCain flip flops.

    I’m soooo tired of hearing his Vietnam saga. He’s milked that to the fullest. Does any veteran that went through hell for our country think it’s OK to milk that terrible experience to become president of the United States? He’s combined his Vietnam milking with his trophy wife’s liquor wealth to place himself into a position of tremendous power.

    He’s a weasel, pompous, and a remnant of 1950′s American country club networking.

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44. September 19, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    heya says:

    Palin’s foreign policy knowledge: You can see Russia from Alaska!!! LOL, WHAT AN IDIOT… why would n e one vote for people like this? What’s wrong with u people????

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45. September 19, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    heh?? says:

    Those clips weren’t even that bad! And I’m not even a McCain supporter!! He’s been in politics and on T.V. longer than Obama’s been out of diapers. Don’t you think they’ll have a few clips and edits that will show him contradicting himself?? This is J.V.

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46. September 19, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    EV says:

    Considering how long he has been in the press, this is hardly anything to gripe about.

    The only purpose this video serves is to make your average American with an IQ just above room temperature feel smarter than an experienced politician. Don’t let some idiot with too much time on his hands and moderate video editing skills fool you.

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47. September 19, 2008 at 11:40 pm

    Levi says:

    Hey Private Greg, you’re an insecure GI who’s scared to get his funding taken away if anyone ends the occupations in Iraq and Afghanistan. B4 you go all Medieval on me consider a number of facts. First, the private military contractors are paid more in a month than you would make in 9 months for the same job. Second, consider your life outside the military if Grandpa supported your service to his country:
    5/2008 Grandpa blows off voting on the GI Bill so that he can raise campaign funds in California (Senate Amendment 4083), 9/2007 Grandpa votes against reducing deployment time for soldiers (Senate Amendment 2909), 5/2006: McSame voted AGAINST $20 Million to VA for health care facilities (S. Amendment 3704), 4/2006: McBush voted AGAINST $430,000,000 to VA for Medical Services (S. Amendment 3642), 3/2006: Palin’s Butler voted AGAINST increasing Vet-medical services $1.5 billion in FY2007 (S. Amendment 3007), 3/2004: McCrabby voted AGAINST increasing Vet-medical care by $1.8 billion (S. Amendment 2745), 10/2003: McInsain voted to TABLE an amendment for $322,000,000 for safety equipment for USforces (S. Amendment 1817), 10/2003: McCooky voted to TABLE a vote for $1 Billion for National Guard and Reserve Equipment in Iraq dueto:shortage of helmets, tents, bullet-proof inserts, & tactical vests (S. Amendment 452). Would you like me to continue, Private? The actual voting roll calls for all of these Senate Amendments can be found in the US Senate website. These are actual voting records that Faux News would never report to the masses of uninformed people out there. You will reap what you sew with your blind allegiance to the party that HATES YOU! Quit being such a lemming and start thinking for yourself before you end up living underneath a highway overpass and Bill OReilly forgets you actually served this country. Show some dignity, ya bastard!

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48. September 20, 2008 at 12:52 am

    Fore! says:

    Hey Private Greg if I had to guess, you are coming off as a desperate fool who has to rationalize why he supports McCain. I guess I should not fault you since you are a self proclaimed solider who needs to be ordered around by your commanding officer. In the real world, we refer to you as a lemming. On this website, the women refer to you as pussy whipped.

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49. September 20, 2008 at 1:15 am

    General Bobby Knight says:

    Private Greg, how do you know your line of thinking is correct? Case in point, look at the following Senate Bills that Grandpa either skipped or voted against benefiting our current troops or veterans. On the US Senate website, check out Senate Amendments (4803, 2909, 3704, 3642, 3007, 2745, 1817, 452). Looking these up is easier than looking up your fav porn sites. Let’s see if McCain will actually have your back when it really matters. If you can prove that McCain is 100% opposite of W, Nik will let you have your way with Canary. **Nik, you better allow this post or you’ll come across like a Jersey Douche Bag in front of your fans.

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50. September 20, 2008 at 6:40 am

    Private Gregg says:

    Whats funny is McCain actually has a voting record!!! Does Barry Obama??? Nobama has been in the senate for 3 years….campaining to be president for at least 1 of those years…So a whole two years of actual senate work..When you consider that there are 100 senators and you guys picked the one with two years on job…c’mon.
    As far as voting for a liberal or Republican, Im gonna vote for the one who is gonna make my life better…Obama will repeal bush’s taxes cuts and increase taxes across the board….Health care??? Like everything you pay for what you get!! How bout foreign policy?? Barry wants to sit down with terroist leaders who hate America and have some kool-aid. Im not saying McCain is the greatest candidate, but he is ten times better than Obama…I think anyone would be!!!! Im just saying

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